00:00Well, here I am out in a fucking bout in this bloody Ogmo Valley, lived here all my bloody
00:08bellending life man, what a bloody dump it is I tell you, look at the weather man, grey,
00:14fucking just starting to fucking rain now man, fucking, that's all it is, this bloody
00:19effort, piss ball dump man, fuck's sake, well just been to the bloody post office man, you
00:26know, put some fucking money in the fucking bank, kids got fucking low blocks man, fucking,
00:34I don't give a fuck all meself man, anyway I'm in the fucking Ogmoville Square now man,
00:39the Ogmo Valley buildings man, fucking dump I tell you, look at it man, look at it, look
00:44at it, look at it, look at it, grey, miserable dump and it's all you see is mountains and
00:50fucking sheep man, yeah fuck it, yeah, I should have been born, I should have been
00:57born in a more exotic home country man, bloody dump, yeah fuck, anyway I've had some days
01:04off work this week man, fucking, I just said to Barney, fuck you mate, I'm not coming in
01:10anyway, I'm having some days off, yeah, because me lovely lady in the house is getting a bit,
01:17a bit cheesed off because, you know, we gotta get the bedroom done before we have this new
01:23addition to the family man, yeah, it's a girl by the way, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's thirty-one
01:29weeks today, oh fuck, nearly sixty's her age man, what the fuck am I doing dipping me wick,
01:34getting people up the duff man, stupid bellend, oh I'll never learn to tell you man, oh well,
01:40my new, she's thirty, no sorry, what am I talking about today, she's twenty-one years
01:44younger than me man, I don't know what the fuck she sees in this old ball headed bugger,
01:49miserable bugger, yeah well anyway, oh God look at it man, fucking dump, yeah well, I'm on me way
01:58back home now, you know, after fucking putting twenty quid in the bank for the bloody kids to
02:03have their row books man, oh gee, I've got no money me own fucking bellend in pocket man,
02:10makes you fucking puke, yeah, yeah, well, you know, I don't know if he wants me next week
02:16bar, he's a bloody shop, he's, well, he's on about going to his bloody bungalow in Newport,
02:21I might tell him to fuck off, fucking butthole, stupid ponce, yeah, anyway, fuck this man,
02:30I'm just gonna go and fucking, before it starts bloody hammering down, get me fucking drenched
02:36again man, fuck's sake, never sees town up here man, anyway, that's it, by the church now man,
02:44fuck's sake, yeah, see it there, look, yeah, yeah, yeah, me pop's at his, you know, his fucking
02:54bungalow there man, yeah, well, I'm gonna fuck off, I'm gonna fucking, you know what I mean,
03:00I'm off home, enough of this shit, I'm, you know what I mean, this is just a little bit of the
03:04valley anyway, I'm gonna show him my thoughts, if I can see him, oh well, I'll see you, yeah,
03:09I'll probably see you in a wee bit, fuck this man, oh god, fuck it.
