00:00Bloody fucking hell man. Fuck all to do. Naffed fucking off man. Bowed out of me fucking nutbag.
00:12Oh fuck's sake. Well he came home from fucking fishing the other fucking day man.
00:18You know last night actually yeah. You know what I mean. Fucking lump, fucking hobbit calf man.
00:24You know what I mean. I said oi, oi, oi, brai, brai, brai, me oi, you brai, brai, brai.
00:29Where's your fucking, where's your stash of fish head mate? You know, how'd it go mate?
00:33You know what I mean. Down the mumbles man. You know what I mean.
00:35You know, what did you get it? Did you catch a fucking whack of stuff of fish man?
00:39He said eh, eh, eh, hm, you know what I mean. Eh, I caught a few like, you know what I mean.
00:45I said well, you know, show me then man. Show me your fucking bell end.
00:49Show me where the, you know, show me your fucking catch head man.
00:51You know what I mean. He pulled us out of a bag, you know what I mean.
00:54A couple of fucking boxes of fucking battered fish from fucking, you know as does man.
00:58I said, I said what, what, what, what, I said why you been fishing down in fucking, in fucking bloody fucking, fucking, down Swansea all fucking day man.
01:12I said where's your fucking fresh fish catching? He said I didn't catch any.
01:16So I just, you know, I just picked up some of these in as does when I was there man. You know what I mean.
01:20Nutty fucking penis headed little punks. Fucks it.
01:29Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway tomorrow's fucking Saturday man.
01:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to get the boys, you know what I mean, all the boys, you know, I've rung them all now.
01:37You know what I mean, told them about the gig. You know, I've been languishing in their arms again.
01:44You know, I got to be honest, I got my, I haven't got much hope for it man.
01:48You know what I mean, after the last fucking, you know, after the last time I'm getting lagged off by the boys in blue man, banged up overnight again man.
01:59Oh fuck's sake, I don't know if the boys are going to, you know, I told them it's up there again and they didn't sound very fucking happy about it man.
02:06You know, but, you know, it's just the way it is isn't it, you know, fucking recession, you know, fucking nobody's fucking, nobody's doing fuck over bands man.
02:16You know, they're not willing to pay man, they're not willing to give us the money man, no, you know, so I got to just, yeah, so, you know, we've all decided to fucking do it anyway.
02:26So, you know, we got to be set up ready tomorrow now by fucking nine man.
02:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, looking forward to it actually, you know what I mean, we haven't done fuck all, you know, since the last time man.
02:35That didn't go down well anyway, fucking, stupid, fucking, Ponce phoning the fucking police and that's for ruining his fucking, his fucking engagement fucking do, fucking, fuck off.
02:48Anyway, he's guaranteed it's a fucking good crowd, he reckons every Saturday he's bumping up a man even, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well let's just, you know, see how he goes then isn't it, you know what I mean,
02:59it's better than fucking sitting around and doing fuck all isn't it, yeah, you know what I mean, all your equipment's just sat in the fucking house gathering fucking dust man.
03:07Yeah, it'd be nice to have a fucking night, you know what I mean, fucking blaring the old tunes out man, yeah, yeah, get the old fucking, get the old fucking, you know, fucking Charles Coleman vocals, you know what I mean, you know, up and fucking going again man, yeah, yeah, yeah, can't wait.
03:24Anyway, I'm going to bugger off now, fucking bored of my fucking bellend man, fucking, yeah, just sitting around playing with my fucking nut sack man, doing fuck all, yeah, well, for fuck's sake, no work of fuck all, fucking Barry's a fucking useless bellend, fucking Barry the shot, yeah, fuck off, should have fucking clumped him long ago man, bellend, fuck it, anyway, I'm going to bugger off now, fucking, I'll have some grub in a minute man, yeah, fucking stomach's like I'm fucking,
03:53like my throat's been slit man, yeah, fucking think I need to, yeah, think I need to go to the lavvy and fucking let a log out as well man, oh fuck it, let's go and have a fucking, and a back of stick, and a cup of coffee man, yeah, before I have a dump, I can't go in the minute yet, my missus is in the bath man, I don't think she'd appreciate me stinking the fucking lavatory up man, yeah, fuck it, let's go and have a shit, and have a fag first though man, have a back of stick,
04:22and a cup of man, yeah, get a dummy windpipe, yeah, get me fucking throat limbered up for fucking tomorrow night man, yeah, can't fucking wait, should be a classic night man of punk rock, yeah, yeah, yeah,
