00:00you finish this sentence i can't believe i ended up at the hospital because of blank
00:13um this one here through text i can't believe i ended up in the hospital because i smoked pot
00:17uh turns out i'm allergic to thc though holy crap that'd be me yeah i'd go get
00:23yeah i'd react with andy's buddy he'd be like that's it i'm gonna do it
00:27oh my god oh god would you give dave dude he's all i don't feel so good he's swelling up
00:33you guys told me i wouldn't die from that
00:46i thought it was medically safe
00:49how did i turn into that guy what's his name why can't i think of his name the guy in the wheelchair
00:56james hawking no steven hawking james hawking his brother his brother james i'm not in a wheelchair
01:05i would be like oh my god dave oh yeah be like yeah well i'm sorry i'm at the hospital right
01:16now with dave he wanted to try weed today yeah he's gonna guess it he's allergic to weed
01:20he puffed up oh that's the puffer the nerdiest white guy thing ever i'm allergic to weed that is
01:30so we are asking the question and you fill in the blank i can't believe i ended up in the hospital
01:34because of blank this one here wow uh she says i ended up in the hospital because of my husband's
01:40penis oh jesus wow when we were first dating we had sex and he caused my ovary to roll over
01:48i ended up having to have emergency surgery and 19 staples that was when they first dated and you
01:56said they got married after that yeah yeah yeah they got married couldn't have sex for six weeks
02:01no that's fine though she he made her ovary roll over yeah he sure did he sure did wow that's crazy
02:09that's crazy let me guess you guys will not make an ovary roll over
02:13is that what you're about to say lisa's gonna fill in the punchline before you get to it
02:17yeah lisa it's been a slow day you know that
02:20it'll never happen to me
02:22she just loves big dicks she's so tired of the tiny dick jokes she's so tired of it
02:30she just loves the big ones it's the same woman that had a screen full of thoreau
02:33yeah exactly an hour ago yeah exactly talk is cheap i don't care about that i just don't want to hear
02:39about your small dicks anymore
02:40i don't want to have it anymore you know what i'm just i'm sick you know what okay well i'm sick and tired
02:47andy i don't care it's more chuck because i'm here i'm sick and tired of people calling in like
02:51oh i had my life is horrible this great big dick destroyed me right you know what i mean well don't
02:55put it in you then we were just dating at the time he became my husband after he destroyed my inner
03:00like oh that's weird you still married him though huh like he just he flipped over one of your ovaries
03:06but but you married him right you know you had to bolt down a couch because of chuck and
03:12his rage yeah you would flip couches when people called in about big dicks
03:16i'm just i've had enough yeah i need to hear about it you know it's torn asunder down there
03:22or whatever you're the one who was like you know what just try and put it in i mean i guess we'll
03:27just try it right you went for it you slut glad you're over rolled over yeah i'm i'm just i'm sorry
03:36you didn't die from it like lisa filling in our punchline though that was the exact one i was
03:39gonna use i was gonna be yeah just now we're just gonna let me guess you never flip anyone's
03:43over you just let me guess i get it you're tiny dicks
03:49nobody's going to the hospital with you two
03:52keep them going lisa how many do you got
03:58keep going and going and going
04:03she's really in a wits head
04:06it's not business as usual for lisa anymore she's like i'm taking a stand against these
04:13small dicks
04:15lisa's had enough of tiny dicks
04:19she has
04:20probably dicks in general
04:23chuck's had enough of big dicks lisa's had enough of tiny dicks
04:26we talk about dicks a lot
04:28we really do
04:29a lot
04:30um this guy said about six years ago the wife and i were getting in the shower together
04:34i slapped her ass and she booty bumped me
04:37well i hit the back of my nut sack on the corner of the bathroom sink and it split right open
04:45whoa
04:46hurt so bad i ended up in the hospital i had to get 12 stitches down there
04:51wouldn't wish that on anyone my sack is so sensitive now i hate it being touched
04:55wow the booty bump was powerful
04:58his nuts swung back
05:00bam
05:01that messed me up
05:13that would mess me up forever
05:15because i'd love a booty bump
05:17i would love it
05:19you
05:20you
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