00:00in vienna they've started handing out free deodorant well to passengers amid a stifling
00:13summer heat wave there it is stinky over there staff are handing out free deodorant to passengers
00:19on vienna's notoriously stuffy subway line and it appears that it's quite popular i just think
00:27there's a lot of people over there they don't wear deodorant so they might take a shower in the
00:31morning and then four hours later and the heat a lot of them it's like a weird like uh in europe
00:38it's like they don't shower as often as we do here right well they don't have the facilities are
00:42different right they don't have the big showers that we have i'd still make it work i know i did
00:50when i was there you know that's just how we grew up when you grow up there it's different yeah they
00:53conserve a lot too they don't have a lot of hot water like when i had my european house guests
00:59they took long showers i said go for it you you take some long hot water you're in america
01:04this is america bitch work hard play hard party hard
01:13that's what we think got in there knock yourself out
01:17you walk into lisa's bathroom as soon as you open the shower and this starts to play
01:26lisa won't even let him out of the bathroom
01:29you ain't showered long enough listen you showered till that steve almost makes you pass out you
01:35understand me feels good a long hot shower oh yeah you shower long you shower hard it's america
01:45work hard play hard shower hard
01:49use out all the hot water drain the lakes hell you use it all up we just wait a minute man it'll
02:01come right back that bitch will fill up again the water so hot so hot it'll it'll burn your skin
02:07right off you you want it to this ain't europe it's america bitch we ain't talking this ain't no
02:13rants they got their baguettes know what we got here goddamn long showers and freedom
02:18yeah i have fireworks in the shower too for you
02:25you know what i'm saying just throw the soap away because you got another one in the goddamn cupboard
02:30that's how we roll it out that's how we roll check this out that's a brand new deodorant
02:35and the garbage that towel's one use dispose of it
02:39yeah yeah they save their towels i'm like i'll wash those
02:42i'm turning down the ac yeah no no we do not care man we keep cool we play hard
02:50and we shower hard hard as it gets check this out
02:54yeah
02:55i'll do it again
03:03get your shower
03:05yeah that thing will come off there man you spritz it all over your body your naked body
03:10pull
03:12yeah
03:20i'm clean as a whistle man
03:22i took a shower got out dry myself off got right back in the shower because that's how i do it
03:30america that is how i got there
03:33america
03:33america united
03:36what do you think hulk
03:38say your prayers eat your vitamins be true to yourself true to your country be a real american
03:44thanks hulk
03:44take long showers brother
03:46oh damn
03:50they loved it
03:53i'm sure they did
03:56they loved it
03:56you know i
03:58the shower i had when we were in italy
04:01i basically had to stand straight with my arms at my side
04:05why can't they get it right
04:06it was the smallest shower stall
04:08designed a while ago
04:10my butt i bent over
04:10yeah
04:11my butt thank god amber wasn't my butt pressed right up against the glass
04:14because there was no room
04:15pushed the glass right open
04:17that ain't how we do it over here man
04:18take that shower and shut up your ass
04:23plenty of room to clean your naked ass
04:26oh god
04:27i just wanted you to imagine
04:30i have a whole dance routine i'm doing right now inside of here
04:36eight feet to one side eight feet to the other side
04:39in america we got showers sometimes they have all kinds of different nozzles man
04:43i got 25 nozzles
04:45i got a shower that shoots out my kneecap
04:48why i ask you why i even have that i don't know you know why i have it because america
04:55we have it because we won world war ii
04:58in fact just leave the shower right until the morning
05:00you can hop right back in
05:02check this one out
05:03yeah
05:04shower it up
05:06get your shower on and come out here and kick ass with the rest of us
05:09stay calm i'm gonna light these off while you're in there
05:14go ahead i want to hear it while i shower
05:16yeah
05:18freedom
05:20scrub a dub dub
05:23damn it
05:24yeah you can take yourself an american shower at lisa's house
05:28as long as you are
05:29yeah you're damn right you can
05:31as long as you are
05:32god damn right
05:33you stay in there
05:34don't you even think of getting out
05:36you're gonna be in that shower for two days straight you hear me
05:38don't
05:39you stinky european bastard
05:41listen here
05:42listen here you stinky european bastard
05:45while you're here
05:48you're gonna shower american
05:50alright
05:51All right?
05:52I don't want to hear it.
05:55I get just even a whiff of you showering all European in there.
06:00We're never problem.
06:01I have a basic human right not to smell your ass.
06:07An American.
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:12All right.
06:13Take a long American shower, didn't you?
06:15Yep.
06:15Enjoy it.
06:17So can your freedom.
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