00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30And birthday cake with Mickey Mouse on them in honor of Mickey's 90th birthday.
00:34Lisa's going to eat those for sure.
00:35Those have my name on it.
00:37You like a birthday cake flavor.
00:39She loves birthday cake stuff.
00:41Can I tell you something?
00:43Hold on, you guys.
00:43You didn't even hear this conversation.
00:44So we were sitting in here, and I'm not going to name the place, but Lisa's like, oh my
00:47God, that place is so cool.
00:51It's a cake shop.
00:52She's like, I see it all the time, and I love it.
00:56I'm like, oh, really?
00:57Is it good?
00:57She's like, I've never been in.
00:58How do you know it's good?
01:00They only make wedding cakes.
01:02Would it be weird if I just ordered a wedding cake to eat?
01:06I don't think so.
01:07You should have heard her initial reaction when she reacted in the room with me.
01:11She sees it, and she's like, oh.
01:15And then says the name like a heavenly angel.
01:17I love this place.
01:20I'm like, oh, it's really good.
01:20I've never tried it.
01:22I always had to try it.
01:23Is that with those things that you ate today?
01:25Yes.
01:25Yes.
01:25They sent us some other things.
01:28I'll order a wedding cake today for myself.
01:30I'll be like, just put one fat guy on the top of it.
01:34With a bib on it.
01:35Oh my God, that's awesome.
01:37He gets a whole cake with a big fat guy with a bib.
01:39Uh, what's the design you've got for this wedding cake, sir?
01:44Uh, how many tears can you have?
01:48Sky's the limit.
01:49Really?
01:49It's all about gravity, really.
01:52All right, well, make it as structurally sound and as high as you can.
01:55We'll go six.
01:57We'll go six tears then.
01:58And on the tippy top, I want a little plastic me with a tool shirt on.
02:04Send us a photo.
02:05We'll make our little man out of sugar.
02:07That's what I like to hear.
02:09Wait until you hear how much that cake costs.
02:12Oh, wedding cake's so not cheap.
02:15Okay, so what we have is, we've got a six-layer cake with, of course, every single layer.
02:22It was different.
02:22It was different frosting and different interior.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Um, your total, not much here.
02:30All right.
02:31Seven thousand five hundred and eighty-six.
02:37Seems reasonable.
02:42Oh, God, Eddie gets his own Chubby Guy wedding cake.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Amazing.
02:47I'm marrying my own bad health.
02:50See, you know what?
02:50You have it in your place on your table.
02:53That's the wedding cake I ordered for myself.
02:55You want a piece?
02:56What's amazing?
02:57He's got a whole, like, freezer full of just the slices.
03:00Like, everyone that gets married has all the slices.
03:03Saving it.
03:04Yeah.
03:04I'm going to have a piece of my one-year anniversary ordering this cake.
03:07Oh, I'm not even wearing something blue.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Um, I mean, I will, and this is the honest-to-God truth, I have bought an ice cream cake for myself.
03:17Yeah, you're right on it, sir.
03:20Ice cream birthday cake.
03:21Did you get anything on it?
03:22Like, congratulations?
03:23No, I didn't get it.
03:24I was nothing like that.
03:25I didn't put anything on it.
03:27They were like, oh, are you celebrating?
03:28I'm like, nope, just living.
03:30Every day's a celebration.
03:37Just celebrate life, you know?
03:40I better go before these melts.
03:42I do.
03:43I love the idea of just for yourself ordering cakes with messages on them.
03:50Oh, that is great.
03:52Congratulations.
03:53What would you put on yours, Chuck?
03:54You got yourself a full cake.
03:56Uh, jeez, I don't know.
03:58Oh, yeah, it would be like a, congratulations on, uh, you are the best.
04:03I want an ice cream cake.
04:05I just want the tablet just to say nice.
04:10I, I, I, I, C, E.
04:13Nice.
04:14Nice.
04:15You know?
04:16With an apostrophe.
04:18I will say you've got balls.
04:19Because I've, have I thought about doing that?
04:21Sure.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Have I had the balls to do it?
04:24No.
04:25Yeah, I don't know if it was balls that it took as much as sadness.
04:29Because, like, I was, I was by myself.
04:32I was very alone at the time.
04:34And I said, yeah, that'll do.
04:36Okay.
04:37That'll do for now.
04:37Yeah, it is crazy to be like, I'm in a place that makes ice cream cakes.
04:41So there's just ice cream everywhere.
04:43They call to me every time.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46Every time I see one of those ice cream cakes, I'm like, I think our celebration's in order.
04:49Yeah, Baskin Robbins makes a badass one.
04:56And the fudge they put on it, ooh, sweet mother of God, it's good.
05:01Happy birthday to me.
05:03Happy birthday to me.
05:06Happy birthday to me.
05:08Happy birthday to me.
05:10How old are you?
05:13How old are you?
05:16How old are you?
05:18How old are you?
05:20Oh, I'm going to have to burn my own goddamn cake.
05:23Do you put a candle in it and blow it out?
05:24Sure.
05:25Why not?
05:26I love it.
05:27My wish came true.
05:29Oh, no.
05:31Ice cream cake.
05:32Wish granted.
05:35Wish is too good.
05:36I'm a genie in a body, baby.
05:38Yeah, when you're your own genie.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Good for you, dude.
05:45I wish for a birthday wedding cake.
05:47Or a birthday ice cream cake.
05:49Look at that.
05:50Oh, wish is too good.
05:53Dreams do come true.
