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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who had all of his snacks thrown out when his girlfriend moved in because she wanted him to be healthy. Then, talk about how Jason ended up with the wrong steak that was engraved for someone else.
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00:04Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival!
00:06Cotton Candy 5 hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a carnival!
00:09Zero sugar!
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you wanna take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:23A man on Reddit says his girlfriend moved in a couple of months ago
00:27and he recently noticed some of his snacks have been disappearing.
00:33If I move in with you, you're going to notice that.
00:37No, his snacks have been disappearing.
00:40There are a couple?
00:42Yes.
00:43And they moved in together.
00:44They moved in together.
00:45And they have individual snacks?
00:46Well, you know, like she may not eat the stuff that Chuck eats.
00:51Yeah, I can see that.
00:52But if she's...
00:54You just share.
00:55I know, but...
00:56Learn to share.
00:58He caught her throwing them away.
01:00I knew it.
01:01I thought she was eating them.
01:02That's what I thought it was going to be.
01:03You pig.
01:05Yeah, exactly.
01:06Where are my Swiss rolls?
01:07She told him she was doing it for his health.
01:10I knew it.
01:10Because he shouldn't be eating trans fats.
01:14Did you have that happen?
01:15Does this hit close to home, Jason?
01:18No.
01:19Do you have any hidden snacks?
01:20Oh, you eat...
01:20Well, you just eat here.
01:21You eat here.
01:22Yeah, but that's all out in the open.
01:25I got my sour candy drawer,
01:26and she buys it for me.
01:28Okay.
01:28That's nice.
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:29That's nice.
01:29She knows.
01:30Okay.
01:30Gotta have a vice.
01:31She's not trying to prevent you from...
01:33No, no, no.
01:34...eating what you want.
01:35No, just, you know, stern suggestions.
01:38Uh-huh.
01:39Stern.
01:39I guess I'd say.
01:40Stern.
01:41You know, that's probably not the best choice.
01:43But it's your life.
01:44Yeah.
01:45At the end of the day.
01:46That's why you gotta do it.
01:46You were eating pulled jackfruit
01:48and pretending it was pork, Jason.
01:50Uh-huh.
01:51Was that an effort to be healthier
01:55and you were on board with,
01:57or were you...
01:58That was a stern suggestion.
02:00It's just what was made for dinner.
02:01Yeah.
02:01Okay.
02:02That's it.
02:02And then at some point,
02:03it was like,
02:04if I want what I want,
02:06I'm gonna cook it.
02:07So if you want pork...
02:08So she was vegetarian.
02:09She was making us dinner.
02:11Yep.
02:11The nachos were gonna be made
02:13with pulled jackfruit.
02:14If I wanted to have pulled pork on it,
02:17I gotta make pulled pork.
02:18She didn't want to handle the meat
02:19and do all the stuff.
02:21Yeah.
02:21You've complained about that before.
02:22Yeah.
02:23I know.
02:23Not handling the meat.
02:24You know?
02:24It's tough.
02:25And I've given her stern suggestions.
02:28Of course.
02:29Of course.
02:29Handle the meat.
02:30But now,
02:32she's not vegetarian anymore.
02:33No.
02:34She got a taste of that.
02:36And now she's all in.
02:38Yeah.
02:38Yeah.
02:38I think I did it for six months.
02:40You did that?
02:41You lived that lifestyle?
02:42Long time ago
02:43because a cow got loose.
02:45Oh, yeah.
02:46What?
02:47Anytime a cow gets loose,
02:49it alters Lisa's diet.
02:50The origins of vegetarian Lisa.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Oh, we never heard this before.
02:56I feel like I'm...
02:58It might have been a long time ago.
02:59Hold on.
02:59Sorry.
03:00Wait.
03:00Wait.
03:01If you're just joining us,
03:02Lisa went through a vegetarian phase
03:05because a cow got loose.
03:06She fell in love with a loose cow.
03:08It was so sad.
03:09It got loose.
03:10It was on the run.
03:12It was a news story.
03:13They were trying to get it back
03:14and I felt so bad for the cow.
03:15Is that the one where we were like hoping,
03:18like we were so excited that it got loose
03:21and we said...
03:22Oh, I think this was probably before us.
03:23It was before us.
03:24Oh, it was even before you guys.
03:25Oh, wow.
03:26It was like...
03:26It was a long time ago.
03:27Oh, wow.
03:28Like a really long time ago.
03:31And I had...
03:31And actually, I had just met Lenny
03:33when that happened.
03:33I was a vegetarian when I met him
03:35and he was like,
03:36holy, I don't know if I could do this.
03:38Oh, man.
03:39It was tough.
03:40That's crazy.
03:40Especially because he's such a booty.
03:42Yeah.
03:42And then he made gumbo
03:44and I was like...
03:45Yeah, that's all a lot.
03:46So I started to eat the gumbo.
03:47And then screw that cow.
03:49Damn, screw that cow.
03:50Come back in.
03:50Screw that loose cow.
03:51Back in.
03:52What a taste of gumbo.
03:56One just delicious smelling gumbo.
03:58And it's like, you know what?
04:00You know.
04:02Yeah.
04:03We can't all be perfect.
04:05No, we can't.
04:06No.
04:06I felt so bad for the cow, though.
04:08It really affected me.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Listen, I don't like to...
04:11I don't like to think about it.
04:13If I had a farm, there's no way.
04:14No, I'm the same.
04:15I couldn't.
04:16Once I connect with something.
04:17In my brain,
04:18they're all really old and sick.
04:20And then we decide
04:21it'd be better if they go
04:22and we eat them.
04:23I know that's not how I'm wrong.
04:25But that's how my brain says it.
04:28Anyway, I didn't mean to bring it down,
04:29but that was my six months
04:31of vegetarian life.
04:33That's amazing.
04:34One cow changed you.
04:36I mean, you never know.
04:37And then you're like,
04:37there's plenty of fish.
04:39Who cares?
04:40And then gumbo changed her back.
04:40That's it.
04:42Two big forces.
04:44The loose cow and then that gumbo smell.
04:47Amber went through a vegetarian phase two.
04:49Did she?
04:49Before me.
04:50Just before me.
04:51Where she was just eating like...
04:53That happens sometimes.
04:54Indian vegetable dishes.
04:56Oh, wow.
04:56I don't think that my relationship
04:58would have lasted, though.
04:59I don't think so.
05:00It would have been done.
05:01At least it's getting better.
05:02At least you're getting...
05:04Yeah.
05:05Come on.
05:05We just had a tomahawk
05:06a couple of weeks ago.
05:07Okay.
05:08And I'm like,
05:08see,
05:09how could you have not eaten this?
05:11Yeah.
05:11You were just going to get
05:12eggplant parmesan?
05:14Crazy.
05:14It's wild to go
05:15from vegetarian to tomahawk.
05:16That is.
05:17It's basically like
05:17you're eating a live cow.
05:19Oh, yeah.
05:20It's delicious.
05:21It's incredible.
05:22I've never had it.
05:23You've never had tomahawk?
05:24No.
05:25Why is that?
05:26What's the reason?
05:26I don't know.
05:27Just too much?
05:28It's a lot.
05:29I think it's too much.
05:30I feel like it's like
05:31a man thing.
05:32It's definitely a man thing.
05:33It is a man thing.
05:34A lot of places have it
05:35for like two.
05:36That's it.
05:37Yeah.
05:37We just haven't encountered it.
05:38Yeah.
05:39I don't know.
05:40We always go for something different.
05:41Right.
05:42Yeah.
05:42If you go to like
05:43some place,
05:44some place it'll have
05:46like a tomahawk Tuesday.
05:48Yeah.
05:49You know,
05:50some fancier place.
05:51Oh, okay.
05:51Yeah.
05:52I forced her to split it.
05:53I like the bone.
05:55The bone.
05:56I made her bite the bone.
05:57You see?
05:59Wow.
06:00That is.
06:00First time she's bitten a bone
06:01in a while.
06:04Oh, no.
06:05Oh, sorry.
06:06It is.
06:06I was like,
06:07bite it in front of all these people.
06:08I want to see you bite it.
06:10You took a picture of her biting it?
06:11Yeah.
06:11It's like a nice place too.
06:13So I'm like,
06:13no, pick it up and bite it.
06:15It's a weird turn on for him.
06:17Bite the bone.
06:18Bite it.
06:19You're like,
06:19no, I'm not biting the bone.
06:20You're going to take a picture
06:21of me biting a bone?
06:22You have the bone in your mouth?
06:23Of course.
06:24You always bite it.
06:25I wish I could see it.
06:26But it was engraved to somebody else.
06:28So some people get the bone engraved
06:30like for their anniversary
06:32or whatever.
06:33Yeah, it was to somebody named Ricardo.
06:35You had Ricardo's bone in your mouth?
06:37They delivered it to us.
06:38That's not the first time.
06:39I guess I'll be Ricardo tonight.
06:41Hold on a second.
06:42How did you get Ricardo's bone?
06:44They screwed something up.
06:45Yeah, they gave us his steak.
06:47Didn't you say,
06:47excuse me,
06:48I have Ricardo's steak.
06:49See?
06:49Ricardo and Cherie.
06:51What?
06:51What?
06:52I've never seen her
06:52How do I eat their bone?
06:54What place is this?
06:54I didn't know you carved bones.
06:56She went from vegetarian
06:57to carving bones?
06:58That's a massive extreme.
07:01I'm amazing.
07:02Is that it?
07:03Wow.
07:03Is it all you?
07:03Yeah.
07:04Yeah.
07:04It's incredible stuff.
07:05Wow, what a night.
07:07Ricardo.
07:08I have never seen a name
07:09written on a bone.
07:10Well, that's how we roll
07:11No, I didn't even know.
07:12Call me Ricardo tonight.
07:14Yeah.
07:14I didn't know they did that.
07:16I didn't know either.
07:17I've never seen it.
07:17But once they put it on our table,
07:19they can't like take it back.
07:21Yeah, it's yours.
07:22Did they think you look like a Ricardo?
07:24I want to know what place this is.
07:25It's not, it's a, it's, well, it's too much.
07:28You don't have to say, but it's too much money.
07:31Oh, yeah.
07:32Well, any of those places are.
07:33You instantly regret it.
07:35It's a birthday, you know?
07:36Yeah.
07:36Yep.
07:37Special, special place.
07:39Once a year kind of place.
07:41Bite that bone though.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Okay.
07:42All right.
07:43You can't get a tomahawk and not bite the bone.
07:45You got it.
07:45I've never heard of that.
07:47That's a you thing.
07:48Get the rest of the meat that's on there.
07:50Well, you can cut too.
07:53At a restaurant.
07:54We're cavemen.
07:54I know.
07:54I love picking up the bone.
07:56I'm in a suit.
07:56I'm eating the bone.
07:57But in a nice place, I don't, I'm not handling bones.
08:00No, I'm not really.
08:02But you can see the desire, you know, the caveman in us.
08:07Especially when he's got a lot of desire.
08:08I paid to be there.
08:09I'm going to do whatever I want.
08:10So I can be like, for my anniversary, be like, Amber, we're going out,
08:14going to the special place.
08:15And I can say, can you put Dave loves Amber on the bone?
08:19Yes.
08:19I didn't know that.
08:21But then you end up with something that is not what you wanted.
08:28You know what I mean?
08:28Someone else is eating the Dave loves Amber.
08:30The Dave loves Amber bone.
08:31Right.
08:31Because they lose track.
08:33A lot of Tomahawks going down.
08:35You should be very upset.
08:36You should have got a meal.
08:36I would have said, I'm not eating this man's bone.
08:39I know.
08:40It's cooked the same.
08:40I just took Ricardo's.
08:42Yeah, that's it.
08:43I liked that.
08:44I was like, this is funny.
08:46It is funny.
08:47Hi, I'm Ricardo.
08:47Nice to meet you.
08:48It's hilarious.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Jesse does not look like a Cherie, I have to say.
08:53No.
08:54Cherie.
08:54Did you call her Cherie?
08:56Oh, yeah.
08:56That's what I said.
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:57All night.
08:58Looking around the room trying to figure out who Ricardo and Cherie are.
09:01Yeah.
09:01I see you just, someone else is eating the Tomahawk.
09:03You're like, they got ours.
09:06They got the Jason and Jesse one.
09:08Well, they probably paid more to have it engraved.
09:11They probably did.
09:13We didn't pay.
09:14Upcharge.
09:14How is it engraved?
09:16They carve the name out in the bone.
09:19It's written on there.
09:20Do you have just a picture of it?
09:21Yeah.
09:21Right there.
09:22Yeah, sorry.
09:22You can't see it.
09:23Oh, yeah.
09:23You can't see it.
09:24Yeah, I can't see that.
09:25I keep trying to show you.
09:26There's no way.
09:27Oh, no.
09:27Don't do that.
09:28Just send it through the text.
09:29This takes too long.
09:31Remember.
09:31It doesn't take long to send it.
09:32All right.
09:32I got it.
09:33I got it.
09:33I got it.
09:33That's a touch screen.
09:34Hold on.
09:35I got to find the picture.
09:37I'm sorry.
09:37Okay.
09:37There we go.
09:38I have my whole vacation.
09:39Touch screen.
09:40Hold on.
09:41Just send the picture.
09:42Just look up Ricardo.
09:43I'm trying.
09:43Just look up the bone.
09:44It takes two seconds.
09:45I got it.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:48How long is this taking, Lance?
09:50God, I just became vegetarian.
09:52You got to zoom.
09:53Here we go.
09:54You got to zoom in.
09:55Lisa's a vegetarian.
09:55Oh, you sent that.
09:57Oh, look at that.
09:58I'm covering it in that one.
09:59Look at that.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:01He's got Ricardo's bone in his mouth.
10:03I sent the wrong one.
10:04Well, I can see it, kind of.
10:06You sent the wrong one.
10:06No, no.
10:07There it is.
10:07Look, if you zoom in.
10:08It's funny.
10:08I can see it.
10:08I can see it.
10:09That's crazy, Jason.
10:11You're wild.
10:11How do they not know they were delivering Ricardo's bone to you?
10:16I don't know.
10:16You're in a suit and everything.
10:18I know.
10:18Who are you?
10:20Fancy, man.
10:21I'd do it up.
10:22Ricardo.
10:23Well, they tell you there's a dress code, and you show up, and you're like, look at
10:26Yeah, and everyone else is in shorts.
10:28I know.
10:28Shorts and golf shirts.
10:30That's so much mean.
10:30They're vaping in the corner and stuff.
10:32Yeah, I don't care.
10:33I don't get dressed up to go to that place anymore.
10:35I was like, I'm getting fancy.
10:37What place is it?
10:37Just say it.
10:38Just say it.
10:39Who cares?
10:39It's prime and proper.
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:42Oh, yeah.
10:43Oh, boy.
10:43We made that mistake before.
10:46Yeah, holy hell.
10:47Moneybags.
10:48Good for you.
10:49This is a birthday, man.
10:50That's just being nice.
10:52Why do you think I'm eating ground chicken tacos?
10:55Oh, yeah.
10:55Prime and proper.
10:56I hope to God, I hope to God, you won big.
10:59I hope the slush fund was up.
11:01I mean, no, it wasn't.
11:03Ran that thing loose.
11:04That was the place where when I went there, it was just the whole place was full of influencers.
11:12Oh, I've never been.
11:13I know you two have been.
11:14I was like, I went because of gift card.
11:19Yeah.
11:20You know?
11:21That gift card didn't matter.
11:22No, it didn't.
11:23I couldn't believe it.
11:24I was like, that's like a gift card doesn't exist.
11:26I wish I had a couple gift cards.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:29You need it.
11:30Is Ryan on this one?
11:32He's probably wondering why you sent a picture.
11:34That's right.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36Ryan had a baby.
11:37Yeah, Ryan had a baby, by the way.
11:39Oh, yeah.
11:40Ryan had a baby and we're sending him Ricardo's bone.
11:46He woke up.
11:47Jason, he wakes up for a picture of Jason with a big bone in his mouth.
11:52Ricardo's bone.
11:53I mean, he's been around long enough.
11:54He knows.
11:55It's like, what's happening there?
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58The dog in steak, I guess.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:02That's hilarious.
12:03Okay, I feel bad because I can't remember.
12:06What?
12:07They knew what.
12:07A girl.
12:08A girl.
12:09Another girl.
12:09Right.
12:10Okay.
12:10But we don't know the name.
12:12No, we didn't say the name.
12:13Maybe we'll try and reach him later.
12:14I won't wake him up.
12:15Maybe I'll send.
12:16He responds to Jason with a bone in his mouth.
12:18I'll ask him if he wants to come on and give us an update.
12:21It's probably pretty busy day one.
12:23I'm sure he is, but you make a couple minutes.
12:26He's Jason.
12:26He's Jason with a bone in his mouth.
12:28He make a what?
12:29He's probably like, oh, thank God.
12:31I'm not there.
12:32I'm not there.
12:33I'm in the hospital.
12:35Yeah, for sure.
12:36I'm in the hospital.
12:37I'm not there.
12:37I'm not there.