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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Dave reacted when Chuck scared him coming out of the bathroom during a commercial break. Chuck insists that Dave looked like Michael Jackson dancing, which Dave argues.
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:02I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:22Oh, it's Friday, bitches.
00:25How you doing?
00:26It is Dave and Chuck the Freak here with ya.
00:28Ready to rock you through your Friday.
00:30That's what we do.
00:31Here we are!
00:33Rocking you through your Friday!
00:37I heard a bit of screaming in the hallway again, Dave.
00:40Well...
00:41Well, you know, like, generally...
00:44She's a little jumpy.
00:46Well, no, like, I...
00:47Okay, so I had to take a leak or whatever, so I walk around the corner.
00:52I'm walking around the corner.
00:53I can see as I'm walking that the door is red, like it's occupied.
00:57Mm-hmm.
00:59Generally, it's Lisa.
01:01It's always Dave at that time.
01:02We...
01:03A lot of times, me and Lisa are on the same schedule.
01:06But...
01:07You sync up.
01:08We do.
01:09Like, I'm always waiting, like, hey, Lisa, how you doing?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Um, but this time it was Dave.
01:14And the way I knew is because the door came BOOM!
01:17Flying open.
01:18I'm like, well, here's Dave.
01:20He kicked it right almost into me.
01:22So then I was right there, and then he...
01:25He was like, in front of my face.
01:27He came right around.
01:27I'm like, hey!
01:28You know?
01:29And then he started...
01:31Screaming.
01:31He kicked his leg like Michael Jackson, almost.
01:33He did like a...
01:35That's what I did.
01:37That's exactly...
01:38I saw his bare leg!
01:38I was at my defense move!
01:39I saw half of your bare leg!
01:41I was ready to kick you in the gut!
01:43He was like, ow!
01:44Yeah, that's what I did.
01:46He did!
01:48He really did!
01:49It's on video!
01:50Like I called you a moment ago, effing a-hole Jesus.
01:53Yep.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Mm-hmm.
01:57No, I was lucky to live.
01:58There's a lot going on.
01:59I was lucky to be alive.
02:00Ugh.
02:01Then don't stand right in front of the door, you creepy bastard!
02:03I literally was walking.
02:04I was walking down the hall.
02:06Like, right here!
02:07Don't listen to me tinkle, you pervert!
02:08No, when the door is red, I will walk by the door and go into the little alcove hallway.
02:16Yeah.
02:16And I wait in the hallway so I'm not-
02:18I always know you might be there.
02:19So I'm not a creeper.
02:20I was on my way there when the door got kicked into my face.
02:24Right.
02:25He's a tinkle listener.
02:27Oh!
02:28I hate him, Lisa.
02:30I know!
02:30I hate him!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33I heard it down the hall, too.
02:35I didn't make any Michael Jackson noise!
02:36His leg did a thousand percent on Michael Jackson kick.
02:41Oh!
02:41Michael Jackson kick?
02:42It did.
02:43I wish we had the video.
02:46Nothing done at all.
02:46Cause his pant leg came up.
02:48And it was bare leg.
02:49These pants are a little shorter today.
02:51And it was bare leg.
02:52And it was bare leg.
02:52There was a lot of leg, and that's why I noticed it.
02:55Cause I was like, whoa!
02:56That's a lot of leg!
02:58I ate him so much!
02:58I want to leave!
03:00No, it was like this!
03:01Oh!
03:02Oh, yeah, that's it!
03:03You're such a jackass!
03:04No, it was it!
03:05That was not it!
03:06It was it!
03:08But, like, you gotta-
03:09But it was mostly this.
03:11Hold on.
03:12But it was mostly this!
03:12It was mostly this!
03:13It was like this!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:18I can't stand him.
03:19I can't stand him.
03:20I can't stand being here.
03:24I wish he was in a banana costume doing all this.
03:26Me too!
03:27Me too!
03:27Me too!
03:28Banana costume!
03:29All I saw was leg.
03:30That's all I'm saying.
03:31The leg was up.
03:33The leg was up.
03:33Such an idiot.
03:35I heard it just like that.
03:37Ow!
03:37I saw it play out with my own eyes.
03:43Lisa, you were right next door.
03:45Did you hear Michael Jackson sounds?
03:46Would you like to-
03:47I'd like to call a witness to the stand.
03:49No, I did not.
03:50Lisa Way?
03:51No, no.
03:51You did not hear Michael Jackson sounds.
03:53The Michael Jackson sound wasn't quite there.
03:54I heard swearing and yelling.
03:55Yeah, it was like-
03:56It was like swearing, but with a Michael Jackson leg kick.
04:00I'm sure you did that move.
04:01Yeah.
04:01I'm sure you did that move.
04:01I'm sure you did that move.
04:02I'm sure you did.
04:03I've seen you do that move before.
04:05Yeah, because-
04:05What are you talking about?
04:07What are you talking about?
04:08It's your defense move.
04:10Ah!
04:10It's like-
04:11Chuck!
04:16I never thought of it as-
04:18F and A!
04:19Oh my god.
04:19Jesus!
04:23You pervert.
04:24You piss listener.
04:25Oh.
04:26Jeez.
04:27Oh, well.
04:30Yeah, I mean, there'd be a couple good shots.
04:32The shock of the door almost nailing me on my face, hopefully, would be on the camera,
04:37and then Dave's Michael Jackson kick.
04:39He's busting right into Thriller.
04:44Ah, it's tough some days, you know?
04:50It's tough every day.
04:51Oh, I mean, my name is Broccoli Nachos, you know?
04:53You'll be alright.
04:54I get it.
04:56Yeah.
04:58But we're all live.
04:59Everyone's still fine.
05:00Oh yeah, everyone's live.
05:01Yep.
05:01We're fine.
05:02I'm a Stanley Cup over here, though.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:05Yep.
05:05Yep.
05:06Yeah, we saw the damage it can do to somebody.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Riker John bits.
05:10Thanks.
05:10Thank God he didn't have it in his hand.
05:11Oh.
05:12He'd be dead.
05:13He'd be dead.
05:14I would.
05:14He'd be dead.
05:15Cause he hits first, and like, I almost got moonwalked on, and-
05:23Moonwalked on.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Yeah, I turned around.
05:24There was a shocking amount of leg, is all I'm saying, Lise.
05:27Chuck, I'm wearing like these friggin'-
05:35Okay.
05:36Get a little trick for us.
05:37Get outta here.
05:38If you're called witnesses, then we're gonna need to see something.
05:41It was a lot of leg.
05:42That's what made me-
05:43That's what drew my eyes.
05:44Cause I was like, he's naked from the waist down.
05:46It's showing a bit of my ankle.
05:48Yeah.
05:49And they rise up.
05:50And they rise up.
05:51Especially when he did the Michael-
05:52The top.
05:54When it came up, I was like, whoa!
05:56Full calf on display.
05:58I was like, Roland's outfit.
06:05Anyway.
06:06Yep.
06:07Still alive.
06:08Here we are.
06:09It's Dave and Chuck the Freak.
06:12Yep.
06:12Great to be with you on this pre-Halloween Eve.
06:15Oh yeah.
06:18As we continue.
06:19Let's do it.
06:21What we got?
06:24Celebrity dirt and sports news.
06:26That's coming up.
06:30Were you gonna interview that guy?
06:31Who guy?
06:32What guy?
06:33The famous guy.
06:34Walter Z.
06:35Yeah, Walter Z.
06:36Is that coming up?
06:36The Red Baron guy?
06:37Yeah.
06:37Did you set up an interview?
06:38Or are you too busy listening to people piss?
06:40How about that?
06:43Taking pictures in the bathrooms of Santa Feeds.
06:46And sending it to the morning show.
06:47I know.
06:48Then he told me it's in my room.
06:49It's like, that's not nice.
06:52I'm having a great day so far.
06:54I don't know if you know that.
06:55Open his dead baby.
06:56But I am having a great day.
06:57I know you are.
06:59Happy Friday everyone.
07:00It's great.
07:02So far it's great.
07:03I've got two down.
07:08Two down?
07:09Yeah.
07:10Yeah.
07:10He's messing with you and he's messing with me.
07:12Yep.
07:13Two down.
07:14He's gotta mess with positive Pete in there.
07:16What are you gonna do to him?
07:17I don't want to ruin his positivity today.
07:20Don't mess with him.
07:21Yep.
07:22I'm great.
07:22This is all what I'm looking forward to.
07:25Positivity guys.
07:26It's gonna be great.
07:27Yeah.
07:27I'm really fighting it.
07:28Yeah.
07:29I know.
07:30Ryan took a positivity vow earlier this morning.
07:33He did.
07:33For those of you just joining us, he's gonna try and stay positive for as long as possible.
07:37I was gonna jump on you, but I'm being positive, Dave.
07:40Right?
07:40Although I've seen you get in your car with that Michael Jackson kick.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Get in the car with a Michael Jackson kick.
07:47Yeah.
07:47That's what I did.
07:49He's seen it.
07:50So it ended.
07:51So positive Pete is gone.
07:52No.
07:52That's not negative.
07:54That's negative.
07:54What do you mean that's super positive?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Is it really?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Not everyone can do a Michael Jackson kick and jump into their car.
07:59You've got Michael Jackson's friggin' shoes, Moonwalker.
08:01So what are you talking about?
08:03Oh yeah.
08:04Moonwalk's sweet.
08:04Alright, I'll take it.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Can't break my spirit today.
08:08Okay.
08:08Alright.
08:10Hmm.
08:12Celebrity Dirt and Sports News is coming up.
08:13Nobody gonna break up my stride.
08:15No one gonna slow me down.
08:17Got him.
08:19Got him.
08:19He is such an a-hole.
08:22I almost said the whole word, but I caught myself.
08:24I know you did.
08:26He is a-hole Jesus.
08:28Oh!
08:30If there was ever a man who was a-hole Jesus.
08:33A-hole Jesus.
08:33That's what he called me in the hallway.
08:35I did.
08:35F-ing a-hole Jesus.
08:37A-hole Jesus.
08:39Where'd the Jesus part come from?
08:40Sometimes religious stuff comes up.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Like, swear words and then it gets religious.
08:46Cause it made it better, kind of.
08:47Yeah.
08:48I mean, it happens all the time.
08:50You should hear some of the stuff with the different sucking stuff.
08:56Oh wow.
08:56Which is wild.
08:5725 years with Chuck's gonna make you pray.
08:59Oh yeah.
09:00Absolutely.
09:01That's true.
09:01A-hole Jesus.
09:02That's true.
09:02That's true.
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