00:00well it finally happened yeah it did it sure did it finally happened it took i don't know
00:09was it eight years well it's here 20 years well 20 years but i mean before it would have been
00:14almost impossible to happen now it's possible because of the scenario because of the setup
00:20i walked in on chuck in the bathroom yesterday i heard the commotion from it it was like yeah
00:27dave let's just say this dave didn't keep it quiet dave uh i believe he was like
00:32i was in my office because i was on the toilet and the windows rattled
00:39yep you did you got out of here too quick oh that's i'm so sorry dave i'm still embarrassed
00:46right now i'm still like i'm going that's not a big idea wait what happened he didn't lock the door
00:52i said it i left it open for james and it was dave that walked in so i leave the studio i go to my
00:59office chuck's still in the studio um normally he sticks around to do a couple things and i do a
01:04couple things in my office so before i left i thought i'll you know quickly hit the john before
01:09i head out right i had the same thought so i just round the corner yep like it normally would
01:18it said vacant the green the green we have one of those but i am you guys know how dave enters a
01:25room yeah you guys know how dave enters a room so i and i got our engineering team like a swat in a
01:32drug ring yeah yeah i do i power into a room pow dave's here so anyway it's one of those just like
01:39you would like on a bathroom on a plane it says you know like occupied or empty ours says like vacant
01:44or whatever um but green means good and red means bad right yes right so um this has been a fear of
01:51mine since i started here my first week here someone walked in on me yes one of the overnight
01:56guys walked in and me taking a pee oh yeah yeah i remember that was a long time ago that was the
02:00first week we were in this building so um truthfully it was more about lisa i didn't you know like that's
02:07not who i want to walk in on or i know she doesn't want to have anyone walk in on her as guys
02:11whatever but still yeah so anyway around the corner green for go kicks it in i i my head was
02:19down at first right because i was thinking about something and i look up and i was like hey
02:23it scared me and then disturbed me was he going to the bathroom yes yeah it was on the toilet
02:30you were sitting on the toilet i was sitting on the toilet he was sitting on the toilet i was wondering
02:34if it was me i made eye contact the good thing is and i went jesus christ oh my god jesus christ
02:40what a beautiful sight why i know so so and the truth is so the good thing was i wasn't doing
02:46anything like i wasn't doing a number two or anything i was just chilling it doesn't matter
02:51why are you just sitting there if you weren't going to the bathroom i was pet peed oh you
02:56peed sitting down i always pee sitting down i told you i live the soft life it's part of living the
03:03soft life well the worst sleep for the worst oh i blocked it out until i just encountered chuck in
03:09the bathroom this break and then now it all came flooding back to me so yes i screamed yes i was
03:14shocked i was scared i got up too i got up and i was like i was like what he sits up to go get the
03:21door let me get that for you yeah he was like i guess his first instance was oh i should lock it
03:27but it's too late i'm in the bathroom with you sit down sit down i'm fine with it is the reaction
03:32you have though if you ever had someone walk in what i heard from my perspective because andy's
03:38down the hall you were still here i was still here yeah so i'm chilling in my office uh getting
03:42stuff around or whatever and then i hear the shrieks of dave yeah and uh and like they rattle
03:48my windows a little bit on my office oh my god it was loud so i'm like oh my god dave fell or
03:52something i'm like he finally burst through a door and injured himself or something and then uh he
03:58says mother of ass the s word yeah he said mother of ass yeah no one says that no one says and i had to
04:07talk to him you know what i mean so like i was like hey dave um you'd been through some stuff that
04:14day something happened there can i talk to you for a second you know what i mean it was like it was a
04:19crazy it was a crazy scene people came out of their office because i think everybody thought everybody
04:24was coming out right you know we got other people that work here and they're like oh they're like just
04:30so you know i'm going to talk about that on the radio i'm like go ahead all right i don't care what
04:34you do yeah we do some people like want to they want to like bend down and you know like i'm
04:40different chuck stood up yeah oh i'm like ah made it worse oh my god oh my god i went into a karate
04:50pose like i was ready to fight him at that point like hey let's not fight here he's an exhibitionist
04:57yeah but your heart was oh you don't even know i think i went purple like i didn't know how to
05:02process it that was awesome chuck's naked chuck's naked yeah i think that was said at some point like
05:08i just saw chuck in the toilet i just saw chuck in the toilet he was running through the halls
05:12he was like mary paul revere about it it was loud everybody came out of their offices
05:18you know how i react to because i'm right across from the bathroom i am amazed you didn't hear it
05:23because i was in i thought everybody here had to know i don't know and i would have came out and
05:28helped cause commotion i would have posted about all of my social media it was incredible can you
05:32imagine what would it have happened if that was lisa what if like would we be here today would we be
05:38doing a show today if you walked in and i can't even imagine i would walk in probably a lot
05:44lighter lighter yeah and i would have and i would because i i shouted out because i shouted out i
05:50was like hey hey i heard but it didn't matter because the second the second it cranked yeah it
05:57flew you know what i mean like the second it cranked it flew like it was in in half a second it was fully
06:05wide open there was no reaction to power into a room there was no reaction to and then you know that
06:12door so it takes like 20 this is how slow it closed
06:14it's got one of those slow closers
06:18that's what you maintained eye contact of course
06:23and then it closed and then it closed like it took it took forever and i'm sitting there like
06:37after because i got up oh my god and i'm like this door is like never gonna close the slow close
06:43oh it's so close the slow close embarrassing the fast open and the slow close oh my god yeah
06:50no because you didn't jump up to shut it no i did that's what i did jump up that's the problem
06:55that's what i was doing the problem is i had no pants on we probably would have been okay
07:00yeah i'm not worried about weird yeah yeah oh my god whatever hockey locker room stuff i know right
07:07it's not i mean at the end of the day but still
07:10you
