00:00Yo, Carl, Dave, and Gotts on World According to Gotts on a Wednesday.
00:05What's up, man?
00:07Okay, I found this video.
00:09I want to play it for you because it is freaking hilarious.
00:16Let's see.
00:16Now, this video is going to be on our website, but right below us.
00:20So if you scroll down, you'll be able to watch this.
00:22But I want to play this for the boys.
00:25Can we move this back to the low?
00:26Yeah, this video is called First vs. Last Drink.
00:34Oh, man.
00:34First vs. Last Drink.
00:35They went to a wedding somewhere in England, and someone got a video of the person with their first beverage and their last.
00:43Okay.
00:44I like it.
00:45You may be able to hear this in the background.
00:48Hi, I'm Fred.
00:48This is my first drink.
00:50I am Fred.
00:51This is my last drink.
00:53Hi, I'm Holly.
00:54This is my first drink.
00:55This is my first drink.
00:56This is my first drink.
00:57This is my first drink.
01:02That's hysterical.
01:07She can't even.
01:09She couldn't remember what the hell she was supposed to say.
01:12Not for a million years.
01:14That's genius right there.
01:15Let's see.
01:16Guys, I want to see you do this next Saturday night.
01:19No, wait.
01:20I want to see you do this on Thursday morning.
01:22Let's do it right now.
01:23Let's do it right now.
01:25This is my first drink.
01:27I'm not.
01:28I shouldn't sound like that.
01:29Ha, ha, ha.
01:31It's not really.
01:32All right, bud.
01:33I'm losing my name now.
01:34Ha, ha, ha.
01:35I need my best drink.
01:36I need Chief Bridesmaid.
01:40Oh, wow.
01:42Chief Bridesmaid.
01:43I'm Chief Bridesmaid.
01:43I'm Chief Bridesmaid.
01:45Oh, Chief Bridesmaid.
01:48She's Chief Bridesmaid.
01:49Ha, ha, ha.
01:50Ha, ha.
01:50Chief Bridesmaid is the funniest thing.
01:54So, I'm losing my last drink.
01:56Ha, ha, ha.
01:57So, I'm the bride and this is my first drink.
02:00I'm the bride.
02:02I'm losing my last drink.
02:04Ha, ha, ha.
02:04She's got the tie on.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:08I'm losing my last drink.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:11The bride looked like Jerry Lewis at the end of a telethon from 1991.
02:18Like old Jerry Lewis with a tuxedo tie, all disheveled and whatnot, and the hair.
02:24Oh, that's terrific.
02:24She looked terrible.
02:26That bride, completely.
02:28That was hysterical.
02:30Wasted.
02:31What a great way to do it.
02:33I mean.
02:33That's the way to do it right there.
02:35That bride, like, put Liz Taylor to shame.
02:38Like, like, she was, like, that was the thing.
02:41Like, you see that type of character on Cheers.
02:44Like, that character is that in real life.
02:47That's Simpsons cartoony drunk.
02:50Without a speaking role.
02:53I'm the last drink.
02:55And I'm the bride, and I think I married my first drink.
02:59My advice to the bride is to make that the last drink for quite a while, sweetheart.
03:04Sounds good first drink.
03:06That's a great wedding video, though.
03:07That's still your name.
03:08Wow.
03:09Don't you like that?
03:10Oh, my God.
03:11Yeah.
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