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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the serial butt sniffer being arrested again for sniffing random women's butts. If you don't remember him, he has big ears that make him look like Shrek.
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00:00New summer life hack, Chuck.
00:01Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from 5-Hour Energy Firework Freeze
00:05and America's favorite frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:21We knew this. I'd said this.
00:23I believe I wanted to put this man down already.
00:25Okay.
00:26Sometimes you gotta listen to Dictator Dave.
00:27Oh, fart guy.
00:29Fart-ass smelling guy.
00:30Serial butt sniffer guy who looks like Black Shrek
00:33because he's got Shrek ears.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Add it again.
00:35He will not stop sniffing butts.
00:38Let's just get rid of him.
00:39I thought we'd put him away.
00:41No, man, no.
00:42There's a problem.
00:43He won't stop sniffing them asses.
00:46I mean, once you sniff them, that's your thing.
00:49Does he want the funk?
00:50Oh, for sure.
00:52I'm gonna figure he wants the funk.
00:53Yeah.
00:53Is he in a bookstore again?
00:55Because that's where he was two times.
00:57Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:57ABC 7 has the update on the serial butt sniffer.
01:01Take a look.
01:03The alleged butt sniffer is apparently back to his dirty deeds.
01:06This latest attempt caught on security video at Big Save Discount Store in Glendale,
01:11where Jimmy Coe is manager.
01:13I know he's harmless, but that's a...
01:16It's a weird fetish.
01:17In the video, the suspect's apparent obsession targets for the store clerk's stocking shelves.
01:22Jimmy says this is the third time the man has done this at his store.
01:27Crouching down like he normally would, and he'll just look around and then just try to take the chance to
01:32sniff like any woman's butt.
01:33First time I caught him, I was like, what is this guy doing?
01:36He looks creepy.
01:37You want to sniff blood?
01:38You can do it to sniff somewhere else.
01:39Glendale police identified the suspect as Kabisse Crowder.
01:43After witnesses reported him doing something similar at another store the same day.
01:47The 39-year-old was arrested for violating his parole.
01:50So he did another one the same day.
01:51Crowder, a registered sex offender, was arrested last summer while out on parole for a similar incident he was accused
01:57of a few years ago.
01:59Last July, witnesses said Crowder was sniffing women's backsides inside department stores at Burbank's Empire Center.
02:05Oh, my gosh, that is horrible.
02:09And then three years ago, Makayla Witter captured this viral TikTok moment when the suspect approached her at this Glendale
02:16Barnes & Noble.
02:18What are you doing?
02:21Sniffing your butt, baby.
02:23I asked him what he was doing.
02:23He said he was tying his shoes, which he was.
02:26It's been three years already.
02:27He's just kind of behind me.
02:28Yeah.
02:28What looks like he's snobbing me from behind.
02:31Last year, after his arrest, Crowder admitted to violating his parole and was sentenced to serve more than 100 days
02:38in jail.
02:41And these latest attempts have landed the suspect back in jail under no bond.
02:47Yeah, I mean, they got a whole lot of them.
02:49Yeah, he wants them.
02:50Oh, for sure.
02:50I mean, I want to smell something, right?
02:54But like a funk smell?
02:56Like a poop smell?
02:56Well, what's not what's a good ass smell?
03:00A good ass smell is beautiful strawberries and cream.
03:03I know, but no one's.
03:04You know what I mean?
03:05No one's got that.
03:09You know what I'm saying?
03:10There's not a lot of strawberries and cream asses out there.
03:12No, he wants sweaty.
03:14He wants sweaty, stinky, swampy.
03:18At least he's easy to identify with the ears.
03:21I mean, it's dead giveaway.
03:23You see that, and you're like, oh.
03:25But he, like, save up a little bit of cash and get you a chick that'll let you sniff her
03:31butt.
03:32Don't you think he could spend like about five or ten bucks downtown somewhere?
03:37Can I smell your butt?
03:38You think if you stood out downtown with a sign that said, can I smell your butt for five bucks,
03:42you'd get people.
03:44All right, let's get Ryan out there.
03:46In the right part of town?
03:49Like, you don't think your lady?
03:51You don't think the lady that Dave's so concerned about all the time?
03:56The what?
03:58The hooker?
03:58Yeah.
04:00Hooker butts?
04:01You don't think, listen.
04:02He doesn't have money to pay people.
04:03I mean, I don't know how much he's got.
04:06Otherwise, you know.
04:08Because if I had to smell butts, and I was into smelling butts, like, I don't want to get caught
04:12doing it, so I would be paying for it.
04:15You know?
04:16I don't think this is a thinking man.
04:18You know?
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:20You might be right.
04:21I mean, we've talked about guys, right, that convince people to put their feet on their face and all that.
04:26Like, he could easily get women to let him sniff their butts.
04:30I don't know about easy.
04:31I mean, those ears really keep women away.
04:33I think Ryan's got an approachable face, too, where he might be able to win some ladies over.
04:39I think Ryan could get some ladies just to willingly be like, please smell my butt.
04:45Yeah, they're going to be asking me to do it.
04:47Yeah.
04:48That's how it usually goes.
04:49That's how it went all through high school, Dave.
04:51It was.
04:51Yeah, they just, like, ladies lined up, say, would you smell my butt?
04:54Right.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Most likely to smell butts was what I won.
04:59Says it in your book.
05:01Most likely to smell butts.
05:03Yep.
05:04Ryan Logan.
05:06Not bad.
05:07No, I mean, I don't know.
05:09The guy's a perv.
05:10There's nothing going to stop him.
05:11He's going to get out again, and then he's just going to do it again.
05:15Which is why Dictator Dave says nighty night.
05:20Right.
05:22Oh, you sniffing butts again.
05:23Night, night.
05:24Oh, no.
05:25Night, night.
05:27It does seem like a bit of, like, a lesser crime to just kill him.
05:34He ain't doing no good, man.
05:35I get it.
05:36He ain't adding anything.
05:37I get it.
05:37And you don't want to take care of him.
05:39You don't want to take care of him forever.
05:41There's no rehabbing him.
05:41It's just going to keep getting worse.
05:43Right.
05:44You might be doing him a favor.
05:46Do you think that he had a butt-sniffering lady in his life?
05:50I don't think he's ever had a lady.
05:52No.
05:52But the ears, he will never get a lady.
05:54There's no way.
05:56Did the ears lead to his perversion?
06:00Possibly.
06:01The ears definitely led to loneliness.
06:04Which led to his...
06:05Which led to porn, which led to some kind of weird...
06:12I mean, it obviously went down some weird road, right?
06:17Online shopping makes everything so much easier in life.
06:21No one can sniff your butt.
06:22You just are safe there.
06:23Yeah.
06:23So many weirdos out at the stores.
06:26We do a story almost every day about...
06:29Weirdos in a store, yes.
06:30Yeah, absolutely.
06:30Well, think about it, like, normal...
06:32There's way less normal people in a store these days.
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:37You know?
06:38Yeah.
06:38Used to be jammed with normal people, but now normal people like you...
06:42Stay home.
06:42...are going to just get it online.
06:44Yep.
06:45Your weirdo quotient has gone way up.
06:49If you see a man on his knees, don't go near him.
06:53Yeah, you gotta walk the other way.
06:54No, you're right.
06:55Don't go near him.
06:56He's down on his knees looking at the bottom shelf.
06:59Mm-hmm.
07:00Get out of there.
07:00He's either trying to upskirt.
07:01He's trying to butt sniff.
07:02Come on.
07:03He's trying to vag sniff.
07:05Yeah.
07:07I get...
07:08No, I won't say that.
07:10You get smelling a butt.
07:12No, I...
07:13Yeah.
07:13No.
07:14Yeah.
07:14No.
07:15No.
07:16No.
07:16No.
07:16Like in a lady's butt.
07:18I get smelling a butt.
07:21Like as a man, you'd be turned on by that.
07:28Dictator Jason says, I'm saying, not that I want to do that to random strangers, but I'm
07:37saying that's more of a sexual...
07:38I'm letting it go.
07:39What will Dave say today?
07:41I don't know.
07:42You never know what Dave will say today.
07:44I don't know.
07:45I'm sniffing veg.
07:45Wow.
07:46Watch out.
07:48Don't you understand what I'm saying?
07:51But it's all in this...
07:52That area.
07:54Okay.
07:54No, hold on.
07:55It's all there.
07:55Because I'm going to say this.
07:56I don't want to smell just a random ladies one.
08:02I don't.
08:02I don't want to just smell just every new old ladies one.
08:07You know?
08:08If I liked somebody and was down there, it wouldn't be like the worst.
08:13I'm being aroused by that.
08:13When you're aroused by that.
08:15As long as it smelled okay.
08:16And there's no getting out of what you said, Dave.
08:18That was a bad one.
08:19Yeah.
08:19Keep trying to explain it.
08:21I have lost my edits, but it's time to go.
08:23I know.
08:24Yeah.
08:25I know.
08:25I've had enough surprises today, Dave.
08:30You know, no one can agree with me here.
08:32No one's got my back.
08:34No, I don't think so.
08:35No.
08:35No, man.
08:36It's weird because it's in the context of this sniffing guy.
08:39You just went from, we should put this guy down for sniffing butts.
08:42I just want to see how you want to sniff a veg.
08:45I'm not saying random people at stores.
08:47I'm saying I understand how it could be arousing to smell on a lover.
08:53Sure.
08:53Well, like I said, I think that a lady, especially if they're smelling the way you described them
08:59earlier, where it's like a nice smell, they smell great.
09:02Sure, you'd want to smell your lady.
09:04You know?
09:05If I asked to smell my wife's vagina, holy smokes, she'd toss me out of the house.
09:11Get the hell out of here.
09:12Do I smell it?
09:14Yeah, that's the reality.
09:15Come here.
09:15Come here.
09:17Strange thing to say.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Very strange.
09:20I know.
09:21I know.
09:23I know.
09:24Fine.
09:25Sometimes my thoughts don't process before I speak them.
09:32Oh, well.
09:34Drink.
09:34You guys go for a bit.
09:35Watch out.
09:36See Dave in the store.
09:37That's all.
09:37I'm working on something.
09:38Oh, no.
09:40Do not.
09:40Yes.
09:41Check with AI is one of the worst things that happened to you, Dave.
09:46Sniff.
09:46Sniff.
09:46You're always targeted now.
09:48Wanted.
09:51Wanted poster.
09:55I can't wait to see it.
09:58Also mix with a guy from the other day.
10:02You got to give him the ears.
10:04Oh, no.
10:06Oh, no.
10:07It's even better.
10:07Get the hell out of here.
10:08It's even better.
10:09You all get the hell out of here.
10:10Hold on.
10:11I was going to mix him with the guy from the mall story.
10:13Oh, no.
10:13I'm going to cry.
10:15Are you, man?
10:16Are you going to cry, man?
10:18It doesn't always work.
10:22He's real prickly today.
10:24Oh, wow.
10:25He's having fun.
10:27Oh, yeah.
10:28It's good times.
10:28You said you want to sniff that.
10:30I didn't say that.
10:32Don't twist my words, you jackass.
10:34That's exactly what he said.
10:35I did not say I want to sniff that.
10:37You said you understood.
10:38I said I understand more why you'd want to smell that area.
10:42Is it possible that that is kind of what he's going for anyway?
10:46I don't know.
10:46I'm not sure about that.
10:48I don't think so.
10:49Maybe.
10:50I don't know.
10:54Oh, well, you know, can't win them all, Dave.
10:58Sometimes you're just going to say what's on the top of your mind, and it's not always,
11:02you know, not always the best.