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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners that are involved in polyamorous relationships to share their experiences!
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink, it's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:23Thrupples, foursomes, and other multi-partner relationships can now register as domestic partners in West Hollywood, California.
00:34Off you go, Chuck!
00:35Off you go!
00:36Alright!
00:37Get that foursome you've been dreaming of!
00:38Yes!
00:41West Hollywood passed the ordinance last week after it was introduced by a mayor.
00:46The measure allows people in relationships involving multiple partners to officially register with the city,
00:54granting them certain rights, including hospital visitation and additional tenant protections.
01:00Now, I don't know about you guys.
01:03We've talked about this on the show through the years.
01:04Have you ever met one of these couples in real life?
01:08No.
01:09No.
01:09I never have.
01:11No.
01:11I've never met a thruple.
01:13Nope.
01:13Or a foursome.
01:15No.
01:15Or multi-partner.
01:16Just seen it on TV, that's about it.
01:18Heard about it on this show.
01:19Ryan probably has the greatest chance, I feel like.
01:22I don't know.
01:22Because visiting his grandparents?
01:26I just feel like if any of us on the show would encounter this, maybe Ryan would?
01:32I don't know.
01:33No luck, Ryan?
01:35Is he with us?
01:36He's probably on the phone.
01:38He's not with us.
01:38He's not on the phone.
01:40He's not on the phone.
01:40He's missing.
01:40I don't think it's working again.
01:42Oh, great.
01:43I think he's coming to talk in here.
01:45Okay.
01:45Here he comes.
01:46Sounds so thrilled.
01:48Well, it just sucks.
01:49Hey Ryan, how's it going, man?
01:50I'd just say, sure, I probably have a better chance.
01:52Yeah.
01:54All right.
01:54There it is.
01:55All right.
01:56Thank you much.
01:58That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
02:00This microphone will occasionally break.
02:02Mm-hmm.
02:03I couldn't figure out what he was doing.
02:04I would say more than occasionally.
02:06Well, yeah.
02:06Seems like once a week now.
02:08Yeah.
02:08Seems like a problem.
02:09It does.
02:10Yeah, we have lots of problems.
02:11We got a problem here.
02:13What?
02:14A problem?
02:15Yeah.
02:16I'm going to put it out there just for a second.
02:18Everyone's doing the best thing.
02:19Am I back?
02:20Yeah, you are back.
02:20What did you do?
02:21I don't know.
02:22I heard a little shock and it worked again.
02:24Okay.
02:25A shock.
02:26Oh, all right.
02:27Let's need to electrify him.
02:28Let's need to electrify him.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:30That's crazy.
02:31I'm going to send that note to Albert.
02:33All right.
02:34Just a little shock is all it takes.
02:36If you are in a throuple or a foursome or a multi-partner relationship and want to chime
02:40in for a minute, 1-855-954-6969.
02:44That's the number to reach us, 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969.
02:51But yeah, so example, Chuck, you have three wives.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:56He's going to have a heart attack.
02:57Don't say that to him.
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59And you're in the hospital when you had that whole cake.
03:02Yeah, exactly.
03:03Then all three of them would have the right to come visit you.
03:06That is nice because they really do put a limit.
03:11Yeah.
03:12They do.
03:12They do put a limit on who can visit you.
03:15Like when my dad was in the hospital, there was like a like a media, a max, a maximum.
03:21But even still, there was like my grandma.
03:24There was like a maximum number of people that could go in.
03:27And they ended up being cool about it, but they let you know.
03:31I think because some families roll a little stronger than others.
03:38Yeah.
03:38You know.
03:38I just never encountered that where they're like, no, you can't go in.
03:42Yeah.
03:42We've had to do shifts.
03:44Like two will go in.
03:45Yep.
03:46Rotate.
03:46Yeah.
03:47No, my dad had a whole Indian wedding come in in the room with him because his.
03:53Welcome to the birth of my child.
03:53Yeah.
03:54You know.
03:55Nick is with us here.
03:56Nick, are you involved in a multi-partner relationship?
04:00I am not, but I do work with somebody who is.
04:03What kind of relationship?
04:06So he just got married recently.
04:09They're in an open relationship and he is also a swings both ways.
04:14So.
04:15Yeah.
04:15It's a pretty unique.
04:18Yeah.
04:19So he's happy.
04:20So.
04:20Yeah.
04:21So he's married, but they bring people.
04:24Do they have like a regular third or.
04:27I don't think it's any.
04:29I think it's just whoever catches their fancy at the time.
04:32Right.
04:32But they've been together for a few years now.
04:35So.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:38I mean, I guess in a weird way, like if he, I mean, if he got married, but maybe isn't
04:43really into.
04:45Lady bits.
04:46You know, as much.
04:47And so then she gets some pleasure from maybe someone who's more into that.
04:52But also he gets to partake weird, weird, weird dynamic.
04:57Yeah.
04:57All right, Nick.
04:58Thanks, man.
04:59Oh, sorry.
05:00That's something else to add there.
05:01That's fine.
05:02Someone said I was tricked into a throuple.
05:03A girl I was with took me home.
05:05And her boyfriend and her roommate were all part of it.
05:09She wanted me to join in.
05:11I never peaced out faster.
05:13Oh.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Size everybody up.
05:17I guess.
05:19Tricked into a throuple.
05:20I think that's, you know, like the normal cuck type of scenario.
05:25I usually it doesn't involve two other people.
05:28This guy says, I'm a 27 year old guy.
05:30I'm currently dating a lesbian couple.
05:32Well, how does that work?
05:34Do they want your D or not?
05:36What do they get out of it?
05:37I guess they do.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Just for probably just the experience, the sexual experience.
05:43Like a real life dildo?
05:44But maybe not like.
05:46So he's a real life dildo.
05:47Yeah.
05:47I mean, good job if you can get it.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Yeah.
05:50They're bi or pans.
05:52Yeah.
05:52That's it.
05:53Twenty sevens.
05:54You know.
05:55Like some D once in a while.
05:57Yep.
05:58Who doesn't?
06:01I know I do.
06:03Check him out on OnlyFans.
06:06I have a good friend that was involved in a throuple for years.
06:11Was an interesting situation.
06:13She's probably listening to your show right now.
06:14Man, I just, I don't have the patience for one person.
06:20Yeah.
06:21One.
06:21One would.
06:22One's enough.
06:23One's a lot.
06:23One's enough.
06:25One's more than enough.
06:26Like the amount of family crap you have to do because of one other person.
06:31One, the amount of family crap you might have to do because of two other people.
06:36Oh my God.
06:38Um, I'm very good friends with a couple.
06:41They brought in a second woman for both of them.
06:46They ended up getting divorced.
06:48The new woman is now with the man.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Well, that's the old.
06:52It happens a lot.
06:54Yeah.
06:54Catch 22 do it all.
06:57They never have kids.
06:58Any of these scenarios.
07:00Sometimes I think in the throuples throuples and make it tougher, I think with kids, but
07:06I mean, it probably has happened, but.
07:10Uh, the guy who's 27 and dating a lesbian couple, he can't really call in cause he's
07:15at work.
07:15He said, uh, main thing is being open and honest with each other.
07:19And you definitely have to be comfortable with your third.
07:24You usually gotta be by to make it work since you never know if the other was going to bring
07:28in a same sex partner.
07:31Right.
07:32Yeah.
07:33That makes sense.
07:34You know, you'd have to lay some pretty serious ground rules.
07:38I just don't know how many of these people are interested in their rights to go to the
07:42hospital to visit someone.
07:45I don't even.
07:47Any, I guess you're fighting for any right.
07:49You know what I mean?
07:50Probably.
07:51You know.
07:51What if I want to see my lesbian couple in the hospital?
07:54I mean, yeah.
07:55I don't know how groundbreaking these rights are.
07:59You know.
08:00My two lesbos are in there.
08:02Let me in.
08:02You guys don't get.
08:04Let me in.
08:04They're my lesbos.
08:05Yeah.
08:05But you don't.
08:06You don't get to share like health insurance and.
08:09No.
08:10Health coverage.
08:11Well, I think.
08:11With your lesbos.
08:13Oh, yes.
08:13This measure in West Hollywood allows all of it.
08:15It does allow.
08:17Sharing that.
08:17Okay.
08:18Yeah.
08:18All right.
08:18Well, then that is groundbreaking.
08:20Zach is with us.
08:21How you doing.
08:22You were talking about people in relationships with multiple partners.
08:25You in on.
08:28No, but a long time ago, I was in jail with a guy who told this great story about.
08:33He lived with two women.
08:34One of them he called broken paid or broken beautiful.
08:39And the other one he called big and paid.
08:41And it was a very interesting dynamic where I guess they were.
08:44I think I know how that one works.
08:46But they both wanted him bad enough that they.
08:49Wow.
08:51Yeah.
08:51So broken beautiful and big and paid.
08:54Yeah, that's it.
08:55So the big girl.
08:55That's right.
08:56She wants, but she has to bring cash to the table.
08:58That's it.
08:59And the broke one.
09:00Yeah.
09:00She owned the house.
09:01And then the broke one was there because she was hot.
09:05Yeah.
09:06Yeah.
09:06I mean, not bad if you can swing it.
09:08Well, if you can swing it with a big one, you still have to swing it with the big one.
09:11My wife calls me broken fat.
09:16A little different.
09:17A little different.
09:19Oh, well.
09:20A little different.
09:20Yep.
09:21Ryan's with us next.
09:23Hi, Ryan.
09:23How are you?
09:24Yeah, I work.
09:25Good.
09:25How are you doing?
09:26Good.
09:27Worked with a gal.
09:28She was in a thruple.
09:29Two other dudes.
09:30The whole setup was one of them lived on the second floor of this multi-unit.
09:35And the other one lived on the first floor of this multi-unit.
09:38And apparently she'd just go back and forth like every other week or so.
09:42And she did have a kid.
09:43They did have a kid.
09:44They did.
09:45Yeah.
09:45Wow.
09:47The whole time.
09:48I didn't know her that well, but I'm like, how does that work?
09:51Like, did you just cut the other guy off for nine months?
09:54And like, he's just got to like deal with it.
09:56Oh man.
09:57It was, it was bizarre.
09:58I had so many questions.
10:00Yeah.
10:00I know.
10:01The kid part is like, how do you explain it to a kid?
10:03I don't know.
10:04What's going on?
10:04No.
10:05Um, this person texted in saying five years ago, I lived with a lesbian couple.
10:09At first I was just their roommate, but then it turned into more.
10:12We would have threesomes.
10:15And then they'd hit me up individually.
10:18The other one didn't mind except one time where they wanted to know who blew better.
10:24We're going to have to have a blow off.
10:26A lesbian blow off.
10:28Ladies.
10:29To your corners.
10:30Lesbian blow off.
10:31Oh my God.
10:32Yeah.
10:33It did cause a little riff when I reveal who blew better.
10:37Oh man.
10:37That's such a rookie move.
10:39You never should have said they're both great.
10:41I can't.
10:42I literally can't.
10:44We're going to have to try it again tomorrow.
10:45Oh my God.
10:47Some of the best stuff I've had in a long time from both of you at the same time.
10:52Turned out to be a great time.
10:53One was an eight.
10:54The other was a five.
10:57In looks or BJ giving?
10:58Okay.
10:59Oh.
11:00That's a.
11:01I'm going to say looks.
11:02Okay.
11:04Oh.
11:04Someone's revealing a lot of information about the name and we can't talk about the names.
11:10What?
11:10The names.
11:11Yeah.
11:12You got to work on your typing skills because it looks like you're from the special investigations
11:16unit.
11:18Oh wow.
11:19I'm a good typer.
11:20I was just.
11:21He's just quick.
11:22I can't believe his real names.
11:24He can't wait to go look up.
11:25My ex-husband is in a throuple.
11:28He's a local.
11:30Person.
11:31Person.
11:32What?
11:33Total BOS.
11:35Had the relationship in front of his kids.
11:37Eventually dumped his second wife for the throuple.
11:40Wow.
11:41Now I'm super interested.
11:44Wow.
11:45Clickety clack over there is looking it up as we speak.
11:48You can hear it.
11:49I'm so sorry.
11:50No, you can hear it.
11:51Sorry.
11:51It's a joke.
11:52No.
11:53Click, click, click, click, click.
11:54Okay.
11:56I like it.
11:57I, that means a serious business.
11:59I mean, all, all those names are real.
12:02So check it out.
12:04Oh wow.
12:04I'd have to go like deep into lives to see.
12:07Hmm.
12:07I don't have the energy for it.
12:11Wow.
12:12I'm really tired out typing a lot of that.
12:17Okay.
12:18Yeah.
12:18I don't have the energy for it.
12:20Wow.
12:20This is super interesting.
12:22Unfortunately.
12:23I'm exhausted.
12:23I'm exhausted.
12:24That's two investigations I did today.
12:27So I got to settle down a bit.
12:28Just being honest.
12:30We don't have time, right?
12:31No.
12:32We don't have time.
12:33All right.
12:33I'll go digging.
12:34Yeah.
12:35We don't have time.
12:35It's okay.
12:35You'll find a big girl in a bathtub, but God forbid he does anymore.
12:39Well, that's riveting stuff.
12:41Yeah.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Wow.
12:44There are so many more people in multiple partner relationships.
12:49Welcome to the world now.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Dozens and dozens of texts we couldn't even get to here.
12:54Yeah.
12:56Like honestly, if I opened myself up to that, I'd probably be in relationships right now.
13:00With more than one person.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Sure.
13:02Guy and girl.
13:04Yeah.
13:04You're looking for a dude.
13:06Well, I mean.
13:07Come on over and play video games.
13:09Good for you.
13:10Yeah.
13:10Be happy.
13:11Put it out there.
13:12Let me know.
13:13There's a guy and girl that want Chuck in their house.
13:14Let them know.
13:16Yeah.
13:18Little Eiffel Tower.
13:19Well, I don't know if I'm doing that.
13:22We'll take a break.
13:24Mostly just sitting around.