00:00Jeff, I know that you've heard of Elf on the Shelf.
00:02Oh, I love Elf on the Shelf.
00:06It's kind of like it was made for you as a dad.
00:10Well, I mean, are you going to tell me that one of us is getting involved?
00:12Because Jeff on a deck sounds great.
00:14No, but no, it's even better.
00:17Donnie on a slice of bologna?
00:20Even better.
00:20No? Okay.
00:21Even better, yes.
00:22Shannon on a cannon?
00:23I mean, while that is hilarious, Elf on the Shelf has a new country twist.
00:30Oh, my gosh.
00:31Okay.
00:32They've partnered with the Dolly Parton.
00:34Stop it right now.
00:41Dolly on the Holly.
00:43Dolly on the Holly.
00:44Let's go.
00:46Yes, yes.
00:46It is a doll that is Dolly Parton in a red holiday dress, Santa hat, microphone, guitar,
00:53two outfit expansion packs available, red plaid shirt with jeans and a banjo and a red coat
00:59with a feathered hat and candy cane, also sold separately.
01:02Oh, my gosh.
01:02That picture is so cute.
01:04I'm looking at it right now.
01:04The little guitar.
01:05Yeah.
01:06You could do a winter cabin scene.
01:08You can do a pink sled with a reindeer.
01:11Santa Dolly bobblehead, guitar in hand, all of it.
01:15All of it.
01:15It's a Holly Dolly season this year with Dolly on the Holly.
01:20And, I mean, move over, Elf on the Shelf.
01:23Maybe these two can live happily ever after together in your home.
01:27I don't know.
01:27You can do what you want.
01:28But I'm here for this new tradition.
01:31You know, I know a lot of families that get visited by multiple elves in the holiday season.
01:36So maybe, you know, now we have two kids.
01:39Maybe we can contact the North Pole and see if we can have our normal elf and see if maybe
01:44Dolly on the Holly can come down for the season.
01:46I think that's the fun thing.
01:47Like, that's the fun thing about the elf on the shelf is that, you know, you can kind
01:54of decide if that's what you want to do.
01:56Yeah, exactly.
01:56You got to contact the North Pole, whether or not you think that's something that's important
01:59for your family.
02:00And then the North Pole will let you know whether you should go to Walmart, Target, Amazon,
02:05or Ross.
02:06Right, right, right, right.
02:07Very important.
02:07Both in-store or online.
02:09Yep.
02:09To get that Dolly on the Holly.
02:11Listen, Dolly Parton will, I'm thoroughly convinced, live on forever.
02:16Ever.
02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18I mean, like, listen, there are very few people you could say that about.
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:21Michael Jackson comes to mind.
02:24The Beatles.
02:25Yeah.
02:25And, like, there's so few others you could really list, but Dolly Parton is going to
02:30be a part of our children's lives and their children's lives.
02:32For sure.
02:32And that's kind of crazy to think about.
02:34Yeah, it is.
02:34It's beautiful, though.
02:35Dolly on the Holly.
02:36Okay, I'm sorry.
02:37I was just thinking about where I want to find Dolly on a Holly.
02:42Dolly on a Holly.
02:44Yes.
02:44I want to find her, you know, stumbling out of bed.
02:49Oh.
02:50Here, I'm trying.
02:51I thought you meant, like, if you were going to buy a Dolly on a Holly, which is, which
02:54you can do.
02:55Yeah, you can do.
02:56You can do.
02:56Yeah.
02:57But I think stumbling out of bed.
02:58Right.
02:58Maybe in the kitchen.
03:00Yeah.
03:00Like, there's so many places she could be.
03:02Pouring herself a cup of ambition.
03:04Clearly.
03:05You have, and you have to get the Dolly Parton cup of ambition coffee.
03:10Yes.
03:10Couldn't, couldn't you see, because that's what Dolly would want.
03:15Yeah.
03:15So, pouring it out, I mean, that's the only way I think, Dolly, you know how,
03:19with the Elf on the Shelf, you have to bring it back to life with sparkles, I believe
03:24it is, if any of the kids touch him, because the magic goes away.
03:28I didn't know the sparkles were a thing.
03:30So, I think the grounds of a cup of ambition around Dolly.
03:34Messy.
03:34I think Dolly would not appreciate.
03:36But we've got to bring her back to life somehow.
03:38I think it'll just happen.
03:39That's the magic.
03:40I think that Dolly is just full of life.
03:41But most importantly, the place that I would love to see, Dolly on the Holly, would be
03:48surrounded by all of my daughter's books.
03:51Oh, yeah.
03:52Right?
03:52Right.
03:52In honor of the Imagination Library.
03:54And then imagine if she got all of the stuffed animals together, each with their own book reading
03:59in a circle.
04:00Now we're talking.
04:01That is the kind of magic that Dolly on the Holly can bring, along with Elf on the Shelf.
04:06Maybe they can go on a date.
04:07They're dating, for sure.
04:09Yeah.
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:11Oh.
04:13Oh, yeah.
04:14All right.
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