00:00ROTSAR mission log number one.
00:02Uh, so planets talk.
00:04Either that or I've lost my mind.
00:07Right now they're gathering for some horrific event.
00:10I fear for my life.
00:12Hello, planets!
00:13Welcome to our newest competition!
00:16Do we really have to do this every-
00:18Yes we do!
00:19Ahem, what I mean is we have to celebrate what makes each of us special.
00:23Well, I don't need a reminder.
00:25Heh heh heh, shut up, dude.
00:27This time, the solar trophy will be rewarded to the planet that's closer to every other planet.
00:32Uh, sun?
00:34Yes, father?
00:35Ha ha! See what I did there?
00:36Yeah, uh, how exactly does that work?
00:39We're usually closer to the planets near our orbit.
00:42Exactly! This is dumb!
00:44Well, there must be a planet that's closer to every other planet on average, right?
00:49Uh, hey, wouldn't that be me?
00:52You? Ha! What gives?
00:54Well, I'm closer to the sun.
00:56So?
00:57Well, think about it.
00:58Even if you were close to, let's say, the Earth, most of the time the distance between you two is very large.
01:04Same thing happens with everyone else.
01:06And how does that make you the winner?
01:08Well, the distance from every planet to the sun doesn't change much.
01:12And since my orbit is a lot closer to the sun than most of you, I'm never really too far away from any of you.
01:19That's true.
01:20Nice one, Mercury.
01:21Whoa! Mercury finally wins one of these things!
01:23You're the man! I mean, the planet!
01:25In that case, the winner of the sun trophy is... Mercury!
01:30Gee, thanks, guys.
01:31I don't know what to say right now.
01:33I'm so...
01:34Oh, boy!
