- 1 year ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 102-year-old who wanted a stripper for her birthday at the retirement home. The one she received isn't in the greatest shape but that doesn't stop Chuck and Cort from trying to defend him.
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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?
00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.
00:05For what?
00:05My superpowers.
00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.
00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.
00:14Jesus.
00:22A lady in the UK named Gwyneth Griffiths just turned 102.
00:27Okay.
00:28All she wanted for her birthday was a stripper.
00:33I love these.
00:35Me too.
00:35So her retirement home made it happen.
00:37Oh, that's just awesome.
00:40Her son says she used to be buttoned up, but she's gotten wilder.
00:44I love it.
00:44As she got older.
00:45Good.
00:47I'm letting loose.
00:49Oh!
00:49There's Gwyneth.
00:51Yes!
00:51There's Gwyneth.
00:52They got her, though, a...
00:55What?
00:55A chubbier stripper.
00:58I don't care.
00:58Like a funny stripper.
01:00I don't know.
01:00I don't know if it's funny.
01:01Oh, I don't know.
01:02I think just all they could get.
01:04A cheap one.
01:04Oh.
01:05Oh.
01:05That's not a bit of a...
01:06Yeah, I guess that's not a...
01:08That's what she might be into.
01:09Listen.
01:09I don't think she cares.
01:10She probably...
01:11You know how old men see a younger person that's like a five, and they're like, that's
01:18a dying piece.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19His ass is out.
01:20Holy cow.
01:21With dress shoes.
01:22Oh, they could have done better than this.
01:23That's poor Lindy.
01:24I feel like this is a family friend.
01:26Why is he half nude with dress shoes?
01:28I've done it.
01:28I've done it.
01:30I've done it, Lise.
01:31They matched the tux in the beginning.
01:33Yeah, exactly.
01:34Oh, right.
01:34They may have matched the whole initial outfit.
01:36He's like James Bond at the start.
01:38You've got to do something with that.
01:39You've got to kick your shoes off.
01:40You've got to kick the shoes off.
01:41I mean, I've got to kick the shoes off.
01:42Chuck, you don't wear a thong in dress shoes at home, do you?
01:44I sure do.
01:45That's a real look.
01:47Sometimes I'm in bare feet and I have to do something real quick and I look, oh, just
01:52my dress shoes.
01:53I guess he didn't want to step in the pee, possibly, at the nursing home, so he left
01:57the dress shoes on.
01:58Oh, my God.
01:59Look at this lady's face.
02:01She doesn't like it.
02:03She's not happy.
02:04My word.
02:06Not into it.
02:08She doesn't like it.
02:10The girl on the right does.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:13That's Gwyneth.
02:13Yeah, that's her.
02:14She ordered the stripper.
02:16That's not pee on the ground.
02:17Oh, no.
02:19Gwyneth.
02:21Gwyneth's leaking like a faucet.
02:22No.
02:22Some people think it is.
02:24No, she's not at 102.
02:25She's dry as the desert.
02:26No, no, you're as dry as the desert.
02:28You're right.
02:30You're right.
02:31There he is.
02:31Oh, that face did get her wrong.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:34I know.
02:35That's bad.
02:36No, it's not.
02:37It's definitely not.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:39She's touching it.
02:41The lady's feeling his ass.
02:43He's just standing there.
02:44She wanted to touch it.
02:47Let the woman touch it.
02:49Is she blindfolded?
02:49Yes.
02:50She is.
02:51She is.
02:52With her legs between his and she's feeling his ass.
02:56The best part is she's going to take the blindfold off and be like, a chubby guy.
03:01And he's not really chubby.
03:02He's chubby.
03:04He's chubbier than any stripper you've seen.
03:06He's totally chubby.
03:07That's muscle.
03:08Yeah, if you don't work out in the correct manner, you get a bloated belly like that.
03:16He's got a belly.
03:17That's bad.
03:17No, but he has abs somewhere under there.
03:21Yeah.
03:21I mean, he's not.
03:22He saw a lady like that with a belly and all that.
03:25As a stripper, you'd be ripping her apart.
03:27He's not the skinniest guy.
03:28I'm not saying.
03:29He's not like, you know, super in shape.
03:33But I mean, I do think he's an older guy.
03:38Well, I mean, he's a stripper.
03:41Right there is not a good look.
03:42No.
03:43He shouldn't be bending over like this is a good look.
03:47You get a distended belly from certain.
03:50You're defending this guy.
03:51No, I'm not defending him.
03:52I'm just telling you what's probably bad.
03:54You're crazy.
03:55I'll defend him.
03:56I think it's a strong body.
03:57OK.
03:58All right.
03:59There's visibly strong.
04:01Yeah.
04:01One day in court, come down over there right now.
04:05Seek peace.
04:05I'd touch the abs.
04:08He's got quite the tats on him, too.
04:11But I'm glad she got that.
04:12That's what she wanted for her birthday.
04:13This lady may not have enjoyed it as much, but the one that was feeling up his ass, she
04:17probably hasn't felt an ass in a long time.
04:20Walking the halls.
04:21If I was in charge of.
04:23I mean, I'd bring the thunder in here.
04:27Bring the thunder.
04:28What are you talking about?
04:28I'd find something that was going to blow these old ladies' minds out there.
04:33Yeah.
04:33I'd find something.
04:34You'd do better than that, right?
04:35Yeah, I would.
04:36I would be like, all right, we need to, let's gather the funds.
04:40We're blowing these minds.
04:42You can't blow their minds, though.
04:44They're 102.
04:46We're showing them something they've never seen before.
04:47You've got to keep it calm.
04:48No, we need a guy like that one TV show.
04:53The dude in the shower.
04:56That's what I'd be like.
04:57Bring them in.
04:59Blow their minds.
05:00There's one place that you used to talk about a lot that I would get people from.
05:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:07Watts Club.
05:07Watts Club.
05:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:08Hold on a second.
05:10A place you would get people from?
05:13Yeah, that's where I would hire the stripper from.
05:15The Watts Club.
05:16Yeah, me too.
05:17To go here.
05:17I'd be like, call Blue Heat.
05:19He didn't.
05:19I thought you meant like you have it.
05:21He was saying hypothetically.
05:22What?
05:23He needed one.
05:24That's where he would order them.
05:25There's one place that I would get people from.
05:27I thought you were with me on the ride.
05:29I was not with you.
05:30Hop on the train, man.
05:31One time you were a stripper booker?
05:32No.
05:34One time I went to Watts Club, Mozambique.
05:37Yeah, no.
05:38Watts Club, Mozambique.
05:41Black Heat.
05:44Tonight.
05:44If you're looking for anacondas, I guess.
05:46Anaconda.
05:47Black Heat.
05:48I mean, I think that was one of the names.
05:50Yeah, for sure.
05:50Yep.
05:51Old ladies can be feisty, though.
05:53Oh, I love it.
05:54I mean, they really can be.
05:55Someone said, I love Chuck in court defending the fat stripper.
05:59Just saying.
05:59PH fat.
06:01Yeah.
06:04He has some muscle, but he's not in total.
06:07Yeah, but he's not in the best shape.
06:09No.
06:10The body is a la 50 Cent.
06:12Like, it's a, it's strong.
06:15Right.
06:15It's not necessarily chiseled, but that's a strong belly right there.
06:19Yeah, it is.
06:20We know you appreciate a man with a bit of weight on him.
06:22Got it.
06:24Yeah.
06:25He's not into the dainty types.
06:26No.
06:28A real man.
06:31Anyway.
06:32Oh, man.
06:33Nice to see.
06:33I'm just saying, like, I, I, I just know the reaction that some of these ladies have.
06:38And if, if you just stepped it up and just gave them something they've never seen before
06:45and just to record that.
06:48I think that the article said something about that lady had a bunch of heart attacks.
06:51It could give her a heart attack.
06:52So maybe they had to like.
06:53I'd have to know.
06:54I'd have to know that.
06:55Make sure like five heart attacks in 24 hours or something.
06:58You can't get black heat.
06:59No, I can't have black heat.
07:00Swinging around.
07:01That would give her another heart attack.
07:02That sounds right.
07:03Yeah.
07:05BBC.
07:06BBC.
07:08What?
07:09BBC.
07:09Oh.
07:10The British Broadcasting Corporation?
07:13No.
07:15No.
07:15Big black.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Yeah.
07:21No.
07:21I mean, you know, just, I would want to do it for the video.
07:24I'd really want to have that reaction.
07:26That's just so funny.
07:27As long as she lives.
07:29Yeah, I don't want her to die.
07:30They had to get the pudgy guy.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Just what she could handle.
07:35Pudgystrippers.com?
07:36They had to like ask her friends.
07:37No heart attacks here.
07:39What kind of stripper do you think she could handle?
07:41Oh, I don't know.
07:42Maybe like a 40-year-old kind of fatter.
07:46Used to be muscular guy.
07:48Probably wouldn't set her to heart attack central.
07:52She almost died one time.
07:55Saw a black man take off his clothes.
07:58That was her seventh heart attack.
08:01Don't do that.
08:04Pudgy guy.
08:06Maybe take him down a notch.
08:07Put on some dress shoes.
08:09Make him wear some dress shoes.
08:11Like a thong.
08:13Thong and like a loafer.
08:16That'll do.
08:17That'll settle her down.
08:19She hates that look.
08:20Blindfolded.
08:21A naked man in loafers.
08:23Yeah.
08:25No one likes that look.
08:26No.
08:27Come on now.
08:28They all took turns being blindfolded.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31So they could probably touch wherever they wanted to touch.
08:33Look at that woman on the left.
08:34She looks so uncomfortable.
08:35She does not want to be there.
08:37Why am I here?
08:38She likes muff.
08:39Well, no.
08:40You're like, I want a black man.
08:43Damn it.
08:44She's upset.
08:45She's like, this guy's pudgy.
08:47She knows they have matching shoes.
08:49Yeah.
08:51Oh, that's tough.
08:52That is unfortunate.
08:53That's tough.
08:54Yeah.
08:54You shouldn't have the same shoes as a 92-year-old lady.
08:58As a male stripper.
08:59I love, I think the one on the right is in pink slippers.
09:02Yeah, she is.
09:02Well, you got to be comfy.
09:03Yeah, I get it.
09:05I get it.
09:05Yeah, I get it.
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