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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask a hypothetical question involving a genie granting one wish. You can either kill someone, make someone fall in love with you, or resurrect someone. Well, Chuck's God complex comes to light when he says he would like to resurrect himself!
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:21Okay, here's today's interesting hypothetical.
00:25You find a genie.
00:27He tells you he's not like other genies.
00:31He'll grant you one of three predetermined wishes.
00:37Here are your three choices.
00:40He'll kill one person for you.
00:43A lot of people taking that. A lot of people taking that.
00:46He'll make one person fall in love with you.
00:50He'll resurrect one person from the dead for you.
00:55What are you picking?
00:57People taking the dead?
01:00Resurrect, please.
01:01How long have they resurrected for, genie?
01:04They don't.
01:05Oh yeah, it doesn't say.
01:07Yeah, like I feel like I brought somebody back with like the ticker problem or something and then they just...
01:15Well no, they have to be healthy.
01:16What I wanted is to resurrect myself.
01:20Yourself?
01:20Oh boy, doesn't that say it all.
01:23Like in advance?
01:23It does.
01:26You nailed it.
01:28Chuck, Jesus.
01:31On the third day...
01:32I thought of that, only you.
01:34On the third day, I would like you to rise me again.
01:37I've never even considered that.
01:38I've never even considered that.
01:39The selfishness of that?
01:41No, Chuck.
01:42Listen, everyone else is already gone.
01:45Nothing but the man upstairs, bro.
01:47What?
01:47Listen, it's just awkward if I bring someone else back.
01:50Why is it awkward?
01:50Are you going to bring yourself back?
01:52It's not awkward.
01:53You can't wait till you go.
01:54Oh, just think about this.
01:56People have dealt with their loss and everything and then I bring them back and they're so happy
02:01and then they go through all of that terrible stuff again.
02:05So just bring myself back and then the world remains a great place.
02:10Okay.
02:10Never even consider that to be an option.
02:12I literally thought that's what you were talking about.
02:14Like resurrect.
02:15Yes, another person.
02:17Another person.
02:17Yourself.
02:18Like Jesus.
02:18Like bring my mom back.
02:20Like that kind of thing.
02:22The people in our lives that we've lost.
02:24I get it.
02:25That's what we're talking about.
02:26I don't know.
02:26My dad was in really rough shape.
02:28I need to bring him back.
02:29Yeah, we don't want them back in really rough shape.
02:31Right.
02:31I wouldn't want that.
02:31I'd have to really look at the fine print with his genie and I'd also ask him about
02:36my own resurrection.
02:38I don't know if you know this, but if you get resurrected, there's a big time chance
02:43they follow you for thousands of years.
02:47You want to be Jesus.
02:49Oh my God.
02:50Oh, here we go.
02:50Talk about a literal God complex.
02:53Yes.
02:53I'm just saying.
02:54This is what genies can do.
02:56There it is.
02:56This is what genies can do.
02:58I thought you just wanted to come back and live your life.
03:00I do.
03:00That's really all I want.
03:01You want.
03:02Oh, he wants.
03:03I want to worship him.
03:05Chuck has been risen.
03:07Oh, Lisa's got me pegged.
03:09She has for a long time.
03:10A long time.
03:11A long time.
03:12Listen, it doesn't hurt to get worshipped from time to time.
03:16A long time.
03:17Welcome to the church of Chuck.
03:19I plan on being resurrected by a genie.
03:22Oh my God, man.
03:23You're wild.
03:23His face is everywhere in that church.
03:26Yeah.
03:26Come on.
03:28Come on.
03:29Crosses.
03:30I'm like, why is he on a cross?
03:32He wasn't crucified at all.
03:34Shut up.
03:36Need a different symbol.
03:38Oh yeah.
03:38I'll work on it.
03:39I'll work on it.
03:41Chad GPT will come up with my own religious symbol.
03:44It would be so hard doing the show with God Chuck.
03:47Every time he walks into the room.
03:48Silence!
03:53Welcome, my children.
03:55How are you today?
03:56Oh, Chuck, it's just you, man.
03:57Lisa, hi.
04:00I get struck by lightning when I bring him a script to me.
04:04I smite thee.
04:05Oh, you've got to go out and meet that guy tonight.
04:07I don't think I have any powers, though.
04:09Oh no.
04:09I have nothing.
04:10I have no powers.
04:12I'm just alive again.
04:13Yeah.
04:14You wouldn't have to do this if you were.
04:17Oh, that's true.
04:19Yeah.
04:19I'm just saying.
04:20I mean, like, if you get resurrected, even with no powers, I think there's a chance you
04:24could trick some people into following you for a really long time.
04:27You know what I mean?
04:28Easy.
04:28Like, that guy died.
04:30We watched him die.
04:32And he's back.
04:34What are you thinking?
04:34I mean, you basically lived the life of a dead man already.
04:37Right.
04:37We'd all be wearing leather vests, huh?
04:39All your followers.
04:41Leather vests.
04:41Chaps.
04:42The leather church of Chuck.
04:43Yeah.
04:43It's like disciples.
04:44It's like there's a certain other group of disciples.
04:47Tomorrow, everybody's going to drink a little monster.
04:49Oh no.
04:50That's the death.
04:51Oh yeah.
04:53That's the Kool-Aid.
04:54Mmm.
04:55What are you picking, Jason?
04:56Well, I already got the love of my life.
04:59Oh my God.
05:00She already loves you.
05:01You don't need her to fall in love with you.
05:02You already did that.
05:03Yep.
05:04You need some brownie points.
05:05I'm always in trouble.
05:06Yeah.
05:08I guess, what was the first one?
05:10Kill.
05:11Kill.
05:11Kill someone.
05:12Which is also very dark.
05:13I know it is, but I think a lot of people would choose that one.
05:17That's horrible.
05:17That person's gone.
05:18That person's gone.
05:20My God.
05:20Can I keep my wife and if someone loved me?
05:24Someone else?
05:25Why do you want someone else to love you?
05:25No, not a bad idea!
05:27Why?
05:27This is my second favorite idea.
05:29I want her, but if I can make anyone fall in love with me, and she's okay with it,
05:35then I got two wives.
05:37Okay.
05:38And there goes, that's why he needs to suck up.
05:40I love it!
05:41I don't think she would be okay with it, Jason.
05:43I love this idea!
05:45I don't know her, but I'm just going to speak for wives.
05:47I don't think she's good enough.
05:49I'm not a philanthropist.
05:49Listen, in my religion...
05:51You're what?
05:52Whatever you said.
05:54I'm not a philanthropic founder!
05:57Listen, in Chuck's religion, if you're dumb enough to have two wives, you can have them.
06:03That's...
06:04I decree it.
06:05Well, she's not a wife.
06:06She's just obsessive.
06:07You can have a wife and a girlfriend.
06:10You just said two wives.
06:11Everyone has a wife and a girlfriend.
06:12You are off to such a great start.
06:15You ruined it.
06:16Like, wow, so nice.
06:17He's going to get some brownie points today.
06:18Listen to what he's saying.
06:19And then he wants another lady to fall in love with him and be able to bang her, too.
06:23Yes!
06:24Holy hell.
06:24He burned those brownies.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27Sydney Sweeney.
06:28That's the best.
06:28Oh, I mean, come on.
06:29I think most people, like Ryan, most of us would just resurrect a person.
06:33We don't have to know who it is, but you'd resurrect someone, right?
06:35If you had those three choices?
06:38Yeah, for sure.
06:39Yeah.
06:39Bring me Hillary Duff, baby!
06:43Oh, you do it!
06:44Come on down!
06:45Yeah, he's not afraid to say it.
06:47Oh, he's not.
06:48Bring me Hillary Duff!
06:48Like I said, everyone who's gone, everyone's used to them being gone.
06:53But like Jason said, she just falls in love with me and then it can remind my wife that
06:58she's so lucky I picked her.
07:01Yeah.
07:02You know what I'm saying?
07:04Oh, I'm having threesomes, but you do what you gotta do.
07:07Oh, yeah, we're gonna do that.
07:09Threesomes?
07:09Your wife has to want to do that.
07:10What are you talking about?
07:12Does she think Hillary's alright?
07:13This is your fantasy, not hers.
07:15She doesn't want this.
07:17Well, hold on.
07:17There's a Janie here!
07:19There's a Janie!
07:19But your wife doesn't want it!
07:21So she gets that too and she picks a dude!
07:23And now you have to have threesomes with him!
07:26Can you see why I just went with resurrecting myself, Lise?
07:29Yourself.
07:29It's a lot easier.
07:31I'm not sexually ruining anything.
07:34I guess we're Eiffel Tower.
07:35Oh, wow.
07:37I love her.
07:40You're crazy.
07:41Whatever it is.
07:42Ryan, would your lady let you bring Hillary Duff into the bedroom?
07:46Not now.
07:48No.
07:48Not now?
07:58Not now?
08:00Even Hillary 10 years ago, pretty impressive.
08:03No, I want Hillary from now.
08:04This genie's got a lot of work to do.
08:06Okay.
08:06Take me back 10 years.
08:07Give me Hillary from now.
08:08Let my wife be okay with it.
08:10Give us threesomes.
08:11Just resurrect me.
08:12That's all I want.
08:13So thousands of people voted on this.
08:15And believe it or not, all three got exactly 33% of the vote.
08:20In the comments, most people were surprised that the resurrect one-person option
08:24didn't run away with it like I thought it would.
08:26That's what I would have thought.
08:27I literally am just thinking about the pain of it.
08:32And I don't, I don't, I hate that stuff.
08:36So I'd never want to go through that again.
08:39For younger people, the fall in love option was the most appealing.
08:43No, who cares?
08:44Someone else joked, I only get to kill one person.
08:49I don't want to take anyone's life.
08:51I don't either.
08:52I can't make that same claim.
08:54I just want someone to worship me sexually.
08:55Actually.
08:56Yeah.
08:57That's incredible.
08:58Oh God.
08:58They were ready.
09:00What?
09:00Pictures of Dave.
09:03Our Lord and savior.
09:05Oh yes.
09:05That was fast.
09:06Oh my God.
09:08Oh my God.
09:08Yes, please.
09:13That's what you see at every church.
09:14Totally.
09:15That's how I start dressing.
09:17Yeah.
09:17I come in here like that.
09:19I should get one.
09:20Oh my God.
09:20I can't even show him this.
09:22Do it.
09:23Oh no.
09:23Do I look incredible?
09:24This is.
09:25He must.
09:26Okay.
09:26This is now Chuck as God in leather chaps holding the angel of Sydney Sweeney.
09:32Oh.
09:33Oh.
09:33Look at that.
09:34My wife.
09:35Oh.
09:36Yes.
09:37Don't show him that.
09:38Oh my God.
09:40I'm telling you, dude.
09:42They got to give you a bigger hog on that if you're resurrected.
09:45You know what happens.
09:46I get the powers.
09:49Come on.
09:50Hey, you know what else though?
09:51I'd be like, do you believe?
09:53I do believe.
09:56Yeah, I believe.
09:59And this is what I get.
10:01Oh no.
10:02What did they do to you?
10:04You're like.
10:05The genie from Aladdin.
10:06They made me the genie from Aladdin.
10:08Oh no.
10:09That sucks.
10:10That sucks big time.
10:11You got a lot of gold and stuff.
10:13Geez.
10:14Oh no.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Oh no.
10:19That's not great.
10:21That's not great.
10:22That's not great.
10:22That's not great at all.
10:23I mean, I get it.
10:24AI is going to kill us all.
10:25But boy, it can make me laugh sometimes.
10:27He must be.
10:28May as well be entertained by it, right?
10:30Did you see the more realistic Chuck?
10:33No.
10:34Oh my God.
10:35Incredible.
10:35The AI picks of Chuck as God.
10:37I would take that.
10:38I'd take that in a second.
10:39Look at that.
10:40Those flowing godly locks.
10:42I have the hair of Vince Neil.
10:45I give him the hair of Vince Neil.
10:47Oh, it's incredible.
10:48Oh my God.
10:48What a weird suggestion.
10:50Oh man.
10:50I love the stoic look in his eye.
10:52I love that.
10:53I will follow that man.
10:54Yeah.
10:56Oh, the power I would wield.
10:58Oh my goodness.
10:59Mm.
10:59That is wild.
11:00It is impressive.
11:01Yeah.
11:01The only difference is hair.
11:04Yeah.
11:04That's it.
11:04Oh man.
11:05Me with hair.
11:05Chuck with hair.
11:06Someone said the church of Chuck symbol would be a metal detector and a dong.
11:10Oh, okay.
11:11I mean, I'll work on it.
11:12I'm going to work on it.
11:13You're going to have to wear it on your body and stuff.
11:14I just never thought anyone would say I want to resurrect myself.
11:18No.
11:19First thing I thought.
11:20That's the first thing he thought of.
11:21It didn't even take him any time.
11:23That's crazy.
11:35That's crazy.
11:36I'm keeping you guys around too.
11:38What about that?
11:39Lord.
11:41That's the nightmare.
11:41Just don't know.
11:42I got to keep doing this with him for the rest of my life.
11:44No.
11:44I mean, no.
11:45I'm a no.
11:46I'm a guy.
11:47I picked a kill someone.
11:48We're not doing this.
11:50That's incredible.
11:52Oh, you're resurrected.
11:53Bye-bye.
11:54There you go.
11:55That was my genie wish.
11:57Change it.
12:00Made my wish second.
12:02Oh my God.
12:03Yeah, I'd be like, go ahead.
12:06Genie, I'm going to write this down.
12:08Here it is.
12:09Don't tell anybody until Dave makes his wish.
12:13Coming up.
12:13I know the other guys want women to love them.
12:16Hilary Duff and an unknown lady.
12:18Yeah.