00:00But luckily for me, my uncle did teach me about our latin timeline
00:04which I want to share with you
00:06and that is Mayans at 1000 BC
00:12and then we have now
00:16And what is this, the age of Pitbull, right?
00:20Na me culo, na me culo
00:23culo culo, get it, don't stop
00:25culo culo
00:27But yo, what happened in the 3000 years between our great indigenous civilizations and us?
00:43How did we become so goddamn non-existent?
00:46Because if you don't see yourself represented outside of yourself
00:51you just feel fucking invisible
00:54So yo, I had good reason to panic because as the great 20th century Spanish philosopher
00:59Santana once said
01:02Oh no, no, no, not Carlos, George, George
01:06Who said, those who cannot remember their past are doomed to repeat it, coño
01:14So yo, ever since my son got bullied yo yo yo
01:17I put a fatwa on that bully
01:19And I went on an intellectual jihad
01:23So now I'm a self professed ghetto scholar
01:28Holla
01:29Woo hoo!
01:44Tucker
01:45Phil
01:49In her care
01:50Whee!
01:51In her day
01:53What?
01:54She, there is a Sunday
01:55So let's see
01:56Don't go in niño
01:57But let me ask her
01:58Who'll explain
01:59Your pets
02:00Look!
02:01closes
02:02Then
02:04In her life
02:05She, move
02:07Notice
02:08Tub
