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00:44:52Le bar mitzvah.

00:44:53Oi.

00:44:54This is our newest member.

00:44:55I was telling you about Avi.

00:44:56Hi.

00:44:57I'm Avi Rosenberg.

00:44:58Welcome to Beth Jacob, Avi.

00:44:59Thank you, Rabbi.

00:45:00Has Marcy warned you about our little club?

00:45:02Oh, no.

00:45:03Uh, club?

00:45:0418 years ago, a boy named Adam Lipschitz had a panic attack during his bar mitzvah,

00:45:09dropped his trousers, and exposed himself to the congregation.

00:45:14That's messed up.

00:45:15Oh, it is messed up, Avi.

00:45:16What's even more messed up is that to this day, Adam's lewd act has become the rite of

00:45:21passage for every boy who's had his bar mitzvah at our temple.

00:45:24In fact, there hasn't been a bar mitzvah boy since 1993 who hasn't shown his to the entire

00:45:31congregation.

00:45:32I've tried everything.

00:45:33They won't stop.

00:45:34I've seen the penises of 459 young boys.

00:45:38So unless you're really into schlongs, Avi, this ain't the temple for you.

00:45:42He gets excited.

00:45:45Avi, Shlomi and I are so embarrassed that on your very first Saturday morning service with

00:45:51you had to see.

00:45:53Genitals.

00:45:54And we sincerely hope that the fact that our temple has a club won't make you consider

00:45:59joining elsewhere.

00:46:00Not at all.

00:46:01Not at all.

00:46:02What was the name of the young man who started it all?

00:46:04Adam Lipschitz?

00:46:05Lipschitz.

00:46:06I hope I don't run into him, huh?

00:46:08Yes, don't we all.

00:46:09I've seen enough.

00:46:10What a freak.

00:46:11Excuse me, Rabbi.

00:46:12Would you like some fish?

00:46:13Oh, yes.

00:46:14Thank you, uh, Hymen.

00:46:21Thank you.

00:46:22Oi.

00:46:23Wow.

00:46:24I have to say our people have invented a lot of lousy food, but gefilte fish might be

00:46:29the worst.

00:46:31My advice is to get it over with as quickly as possible.

00:46:37Two bites.

00:46:38Wham.

00:46:39Bam.

00:46:40Done.

00:46:41Ah.

00:46:42Shlomi, honey, are you all right?

00:46:46Go away!

00:46:47Damn it, Shlomo.

00:46:48I am coming in now.

00:46:49No, you don't want to see this.

00:46:50It'll change you.

00:46:51It changed me.

00:46:52I'm shitting relatives.

00:46:53Oh, Marcy.

00:46:54I hate to do this to you, Cupcake, but I think I'm gonna have to bow out of the tournament.

00:46:58No.

00:46:59No, no, no, no, no, Shlomo.

00:47:00You are not doing any such thing.

00:47:01Now, this is the finals.

00:47:02If we have to take some sort of slop bucket, then so be it.

00:47:03I'm sorry, Lollipop.

00:47:04But we'll just have to wait another year to beat those damn fleisters.

00:47:06Darn it.

00:47:07What tournament?

00:47:08What tournament?

00:47:09What tournament?

00:47:10What tournament?

00:47:11I'm sorry.

00:47:12I'm sorry, Lollipop.

00:47:13But we'll just have to wait another year to beat those damn fleisters.

00:47:16Darn it.

00:47:17What tournament?

00:47:19What tournament?

00:47:20It is the NBLA Regionals.

00:47:23We are in the finals.

00:47:24It starts in three hours.

00:47:25Oh.

00:47:26But, well, I guess that I won't be going this year.

00:47:30I play bridge.

00:47:32He and God, all I do is help you.

00:47:35I want to thank all of you for taking part in what is the world's greatest sporting event,

00:47:45Duplicate Bridge.

00:47:47Yes.

00:47:48I'll win

01:08:56now, rather than dragging

01:08:58this on for a long fucking

01:09:00time. And mom, I'm sorry

01:09:02that you had to do things that you didn't want

01:09:04to do. But you know what?

01:09:06So did I. I joined the family business

01:09:08and became the embroidery

01:09:10prince. Well, how happy

01:09:12can a man be? And to top it off,

01:09:14I've never dated a woman who

01:09:16wasn't Jewish my entire life. Well, you know

01:09:18what? I'm not doing things for you guys

01:09:20anymore, huh? I'm doing things for

01:09:22me. Because I love Salah.

01:09:24Salah.

01:09:25And she's Mongolian.

01:09:27And that's pretty cool.

01:09:30I love you too.

01:09:33Oh, God.

01:09:35Are you going to be paying

01:09:36by cash or check?

01:09:39With this

01:09:40technique, the thematic skin

01:09:42is allowed to stay intact.

01:09:44And finally, the Neo

01:09:46crossing crush. By using the

01:09:48terra clamp, the skin is crushed

01:09:50for around ten days until it

01:09:52suffocates and dies.

01:09:54with this technique,

01:09:56the skin bond.

01:09:56Yeah. I mean, I mean, you got to love

01:09:58the dorsal slip, right?

01:10:00Because the phomotic skin stays intact.

01:10:01But on the other hand, with the sleeve

01:10:02resection, I got the widest variety of

01:10:04scarring options.

01:10:06What do you think?

01:10:08Honestly, I'm kind of partial to the

01:10:09temporary crush.

01:10:10You know, you get all the benefits of the

01:10:12sleeve resection, but you get that pump

01:10:14action of the agamgo device there.

01:10:16Plus, it reduces your

01:10:18shmegma by like 75%.

01:10:20It does?

01:10:20Yeah.

01:10:21Done.

01:10:21Sold.

01:10:23Going with the temporary crush, boy.

01:10:25Knock, knock.

01:10:26Snip, snip time, Mr. O'Connell.

01:10:29Oh.

01:10:31Here we go.

01:10:32Is this your life partner?

01:10:34Who?

01:10:34No.

01:10:35No, no, no, no, no.

01:10:35No life partnering here.

01:10:37No, that would be weird.

01:10:38Not that that's weird at all, but just, you know.

01:10:40Okay, Mr. O'Connell.

01:10:42So, me going to turn this little knobby here on,

01:10:44and you're going to just slowly drift away.

01:10:47Me want you to breathe, relax, enjoy it.

01:10:53Breathing, breathing.

01:10:55I'm scared.

01:10:56Yeah, I have nothing to be afraid of, boy.

01:10:58Nurse Boo is going to sing you a little ditty

01:11:00and make you feel all better.

01:11:02Oh.

01:11:02When I was only eight days old, hurrah, hurrah,

01:11:06a billy, billy, billy bum.

01:11:08When I was only eight days old,

01:11:10hurrah, hurrah.

01:11:12Billy, billy, billy.

01:11:13The lawyer came with his big knife.

01:11:15I thought he was going to take my life,

01:11:17but he only took a little bit off the top.

01:11:21A little bit off the top, top, top.

01:11:24A little bit off the top.

01:11:27Top.

01:11:28Well, okay, okay.

01:11:30Okay.

01:11:31She was taking a little off the top.

01:11:32Easy there, Mr. O'Connell.

01:11:35Next time,

01:11:36don't trust your circumcision to an HMO.

01:11:40I think she's nice.

01:11:48I just, I can't believe that you're doing all of this

01:11:51just so you don't have to make any more decisions.

01:11:53Oh, Adam,

01:11:54you don't get it.

01:11:56All those things that you say drive you crazy.

01:11:58C'est ça, c'est ça, c'est ça, c'est ça.

01:12:28C'est ça, c'est ça, c'est ça.

01:12:58Oh, I'm here with Adam Lipschitz, you remember him?

01:13:00Adam Lipschitz? Didn't I order you to stay away from that boy?

01:13:03No, Daddy, we're life partners.

01:13:05Sir, that's inaccurate, sir.

01:13:07Life partners?

01:13:08Now, what the hell is life partners?

01:13:09Life partners.

01:13:10He's a homo, Dad.

01:13:11What?

01:13:11I call her the what?

01:13:12A homo?

01:13:14Yeah, we're here at the hospital, you know, because he's with me, so I can get circumcised,

01:13:18sir.

01:13:19What?

01:13:19No, not for me, though.

01:13:20Sir, I'm sorry.

01:13:21I'm sorry.

01:13:23Yeah, so I can be a Jew, Daddy.

01:13:24You can be a Jew?

01:13:26Daddy, I want to tell you something, too, because I don't think I've ever told you this before.

01:13:29We never say this, but I love you, Daddy.

01:13:32I love you.

01:13:35Hi.

01:13:35I'm sorry.

01:13:37You know, I'm glad we're hanging out again, but I kind of feel like something's missing.

01:13:42A little bit off the top.

01:13:44Top of the top.

01:13:51Allison?

01:13:55Want to have sex?

01:13:58Not really.

01:14:03Clear right!

01:14:04Clear right!

01:14:04Didn't I order you to keep your son away from my son?

01:14:09Excuse me.

01:14:10Don't you play dumb with me, s*** lips?

01:14:14Buck O'Connell?

01:14:16Oh, jeez!

01:14:17Your Adam has turned my Christian into some gay Jew.

01:14:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Buck, slow down.

01:14:25What are you talking about?

01:14:26They're live partners.

01:14:30Live partners?

01:14:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:14:33What makes you think this?

01:14:35He called and told me while he was in hospital with your Adam that he was about to get his package up so they could be gay Jews together.

01:14:47And then he told me, and then he told me, and then he told me, Dad, I love you.

01:14:51What the hell is going on, huh?

01:14:55Oh, Dennis, we pushed him too far, and he snapped.

01:15:00With all the pressure that we put on him to marry a Jewish girl, the Asian wasn't enough, and then he went the other way.

01:15:07Okay, Buck, first of all, you look fantastic.

01:15:12Whoa, hey, hey, hey, whoa, man.

01:15:14No, but second of all, I mean, I'm having a hard time believing any of this.

01:15:18Oh, yeah?

01:15:19Now, where's your boy right now?

01:15:21Oh, buddy, I'm so happy you're here, and now you're helping me with this.

01:15:25I don't know what I would do without you.

01:15:26You really need me to do this again?

01:15:28I've got to be honest.

01:15:28I don't know if I can get through another gauze pass.

01:15:31And how many times a day do you have to do it?

01:15:34Really, I can't do this myself.

01:15:35Please come and do it.

01:15:36God, come on, just help me.

01:15:38Okay.

01:15:39Come here.

01:15:39Put some of that jelly on it, and let's get going.

01:15:42Oh, my God!

01:15:44Oh, my God!

01:15:44Drop the petroleum jelly and back away from my son's anus.

01:15:51Holy s***.

01:15:53I knew it.

01:15:54Don't shoot him, Dad.

01:15:55Mom?

01:15:56Adam!

01:15:56Damn it, Adam!

01:15:57Jelly's for toast!

01:16:01Allison, I'm not a Jew, and I'm not a doctor, and my name is not Avi Rosenberg.

01:16:06Well, then who the hell are you?

01:16:08I'm Christian Thaddeus Reginald MacArthur O'Connell.

01:16:11I'm a plumber.

01:16:12Look, when I met you at the mixer, I begged my friend Adam here to help me pass myself off

01:16:17as a Jew so that you'd be able to date me.

01:16:20P*** club?

01:16:22Allison, how's it going?

01:16:24Marcy...

01:16:24Don't you even look at me.

01:16:25Rabbi, I'm so sorry.

01:16:26You.

01:16:27P*** club.

01:16:28Before Adam came along, I watched NASCAR, and I had the heads of dead animals that I'd

01:16:32hunted and killed myself on my wall, and I had no idea that when you order a salad

01:16:36at a restaurant, you can order the dressing on the side, let alone custom-create your

01:16:40own dishes off the menu.

01:16:41What the hell are you talking about?

01:16:42I fed you seas a salad.

01:16:43Jews can custom-create their own dishes off the menu.

01:16:46They're always up to something.

01:16:48No, I can hear you.

01:16:49That's why I messed up our date so bad, because I wasn't being myself.

01:16:54And then Adam told me the only way I'm ever going to be able to get you back is if I could

01:16:57convince your mom that I was the greatest guy in the world.

01:17:00So that's why I poisoned your dad with the rotten gift filled of fish, because I wanted

01:17:05to partner with your mom in the bridge tournament.

01:17:08You know the reason I've been on the toilet for three days becoming a raisin?

01:17:11All right, now we finally beat the Fleischmann, Shlomi, so just leave it alone.

01:17:14Was there ever a medical conference in Dallas?

01:17:17No.

01:17:18I just needed time to recover from the circumcision.

01:17:20Oh!

01:17:21Oh!

01:17:22On the what?

01:17:23I wouldn't mind having circumcision.

01:17:25Why would you do all that?

01:17:27Because I love you.

01:17:28Allison, I love you.

01:17:38And I want, I want you to make every decision for me for the rest of my life.

01:17:44Will you do that?

01:17:46So I'm just supposed to forget about everything you just said because you love me?

01:17:50Yes, please.

01:17:52Son, stop this hollering and just propose to the girl.

01:17:59Don't put the tongue in.

01:18:00Well, that haircut is awful.

01:18:07So let me make an appointment for you with my guy because he's the best.

01:18:12I should take that as a yes, huh?

01:18:14Yes.

01:18:15I'll take that as a yes.

01:18:16Aw, Shlomi, we've got a plumber.

01:18:18Christian Daddius Reginald MacArthur O'Connell.

01:18:22Rosenberg.

01:18:23Now that's a nice Jewish name.

01:18:25We are so thrilled that you finally decided to come on a moose hunt with us.

01:18:33I can't wait to kill me a ten pointer.

01:18:35I'm gonna skin him and gut him and pull out his rectum.

01:18:38That's the spirit.

01:18:39Nobody is pulling out anybody's rectum here.

01:18:40That's what they do.

01:18:41No, no.

01:18:42Listen to me.

01:18:43Shlomi.

01:18:44That would be a disgusting thing to do.

01:18:45Think of it.

01:18:46E. coli.

01:18:47You could get bacterium.

01:18:48There are no wipes here that I can see.

01:18:49Shut up.

01:18:51Stop the conviction.

01:18:53Mercy.

01:18:54Yarmulke man.

01:18:55Take a knee.

01:18:56A knee?

01:18:57Oh.

01:18:58Cramp.

01:18:59Careful.

01:19:00Not like that.

01:19:01For God's sake.

01:19:03I remember when my father took me out for my first hunt.

01:19:09Hunt, we all fall flat crazy over who's gonna be the lucky one to pull out that rectum.

01:19:15Uh.

01:19:16That's what they do?

01:19:17Oh, thank you.

01:19:18Nog, baby.

01:19:19Damn right.

01:19:20Nog, baby.

01:19:21Aw, daddy loves momma's nog.

01:19:24Nog, baby.

01:19:26I'm not really much of a nog guy.

01:19:29You know, the dairy kind of makes my acid reflux kick in and I'm not even sure if the

01:19:33eggs are cage-free, so I don't feel safe, but one sip won't kill me, I guess.

01:19:39Nog, baby?

01:19:40Oh, yeah.

01:19:42Oh, yeah!

01:19:46Oh, yeah!

01:19:49Uh, Narnatang and, uh, Jibai Net, uh, whatever, my wife and I, we want to thank you for your

01:19:59hospitality and for these beautiful hats.

01:20:03My father says it's an honor to have you as part of our family and they've learned a

01:20:11great deal of wisdom from all of you this week.

01:20:13Thank you.

01:20:14Thank you.

01:20:15My mother said you're going to love the fried marmot.

01:20:19It's a speciality.

01:20:20Oh!

01:20:21Dennis, did you hear that?

01:20:22We're going to have fried marmot.

01:20:23Hooray.

01:20:24I mean, we discussed at home.

01:20:25I can have fried food once every few months.

01:20:27I'm not saying that you shouldn't have fried food.

01:20:29Then what are you saying?

01:20:30Let's just eat it.

01:20:31Oh, maybe a little Mongolian barbecue or something, right?

01:20:34That could be okay.

01:20:36Let's eat what they order.

01:20:37We don't want to be rude.

01:20:38Why?

01:20:39Is it kosher?

01:20:40I don't know.

01:20:41We're not even kosher.

01:20:42Why do you care?

01:20:44I had a dream where I saw everyone with a smile on my face.

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01:22:21Oh, sweet love

01:22:24There were peace and harmony

01:22:28Oh, sweet love

01:22:31Yeah, yeah

01:22:32Peace and harmony

01:22:36I had a dream

01:22:39Not a dream for myself

01:22:41But for all that you can

01:22:43I had a dream

01:22:46I saw Jesus and Moses singing gospel all together now

01:22:51Oh, sweet love

01:22:54Oh, peace and harmony

01:22:58Oh, there were

01:22:59Oh, sweet love

01:23:01Yeah

01:23:02Peace and harmony

01:23:05Oh

01:23:07Jews and Asians walking hand in hand

01:23:10Smoking sixes with a Jewish man

01:23:14Even Moses gotta lend a hand

01:23:17I'm thinking love, so love, so love

01:23:20I had a dream

01:23:23Where I saw every Jew paying retail get free

01:23:28I had a dream

01:23:30I had a dream

01:23:31Where I saw every Jew paying

01:23:32I had a dream

01:23:33Where I saw every Jew paying talent

01:23:34And drinking on the side

01:23:35Oh, sweet love

01:23:37There were

01:23:39Peace and harmony

01:23:42I want to tell you where it was

01:23:43Oh, sweet love

01:23:45Yeah, yeah

01:23:47Peace and harmony

01:23:49All together

01:23:50Yeah

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01:23:53Peace and harmony

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01:24:25Merci.

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