00:00I've got a message for you.
00:02What message?
00:03You need to have a word with your girlfriend.
00:05Debbie?
00:05She calls me out, I turn up, problem solved, now she's refusing to pay me.
00:09That doesn't sound right. It must be some kind of mistake.
00:12No mistake. I'm telling you, I'm not having it. She owes me, and I want my money.
00:15Look, I don't know the whole situation.
00:18I just told you the whole situation. It's not complicated.
00:21Okay. No need to get aggressive.
00:25I'll talk to her. I can't do any more than that.
00:28You talk to her, and you tell her to pay her bill.
00:34I've got tea on for our jacket, if you fancy beans on toast.
00:38I just want my money, thanks.
00:41A little bit of grated cheese on top.
00:45I took you out of word with her.
00:46Oh, I did, yeah.
00:48And, you know, I suddenly realised I was being completely unreasonable.
00:52Yeah.
00:53When a man explained it to me.
00:55So.
00:56There you go, then.
00:59Cash all right?
01:01What's up?
01:04Hang on.
01:05150 quid?
01:06Hmm.
01:07The bill was 300.
01:09Well, call it a compromise.
01:11I call it a joke.
01:12Come on, mate. 300's a bit steep.
01:14You didn't have to do anything.
01:16So just take the money.
01:16You've just made a big mistake.
01:21Okay.
01:22Time to see the back of the door, mate.
01:25No need for threats.
01:27It's time to go.
01:28Sambuca's tag lender.
01:42We're in the mood for shots.
01:43Er, can't we, er, get champagne?
01:46You don't like champagne?
01:47You've got to be kidding.
01:47No, but I like us ordering champagne.
01:50Come into a bit of cash, have we?
01:51Four to seven quid on a scratchy.
01:53The seven were mine.
01:54Five on one, two on other.
01:55Not 50.
01:57At the back of a purse you robbed.
01:59There's only one thief in here, and that's you.
02:01You want to keep better control of her, mate.
02:03Oi, sexist pig.
02:04So you want better control, mate, of your light fingers?
02:07Oi, not in here.
02:09Take your cell set or take the fuse out.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:16It's not worth it.
02:18Come on.
02:20Absolute scum!
02:25If you're the luckiest guy in Witherfield,
02:27I am most certainly the luckiest guy.
02:31How do?
02:36Beacon bomb.
02:39Please, won't go a miss.
02:41Don't, Ronnie.
02:44Don't spoil the moment.
02:48Around when you're ready, Daisy Chain.
02:51Nope.
02:52What?
02:53Not even close to being two sheets to the wind.
02:56No, you don't get to call me Daisy Chain.
02:58Daisy Duke.
03:00Duck.
03:01Excuse me.
03:03Who are you?
03:05The mother.
03:06I can handle it.
03:07Excuse me.
03:08Duck.
03:08Daisy Duck.
03:10Daisy Midley.
03:11Stuck up Santa Fe's camp.
03:15Not too big on the manners, are we, Mickey?
03:18Er, it's Mick.
03:21All right, Mickey Mouse.
03:23Such a lovely community of high brown, dear.
03:25You're bad, you, don't you?
03:27Ow!
03:28You're having us.
03:29Hilarious, yeah?
03:32Knocking a woman about.
03:34You what?
03:35You're only playing.
03:35I'm not talking about you.
03:36I'm talking about my missus.
03:37You come near her again, it'll be you who'll be on the ground or under it.
03:41Six foot under it.
03:42What the hell are you talking about?
03:44My partner, Debbie, got a crack to the head because of him.
03:47Er, when were this supposed to have happened?
03:49It's afternoon in the ghetto.
03:50No chance.
03:51He's off his nut.
03:52Mind your mouth when you're addressing me, boy.
03:55Mind your mouth when you're talking to me, boy.
03:57Who do you think you are?
03:58Okay, boys, let's wrap it up because I really don't get paid enough to sweep blood and guts
04:01off the floor.
04:01It couldn't have been Mick.
04:03Does this even concern you?
04:04Er, yeah, it does when you're falsely accusing my fella.
04:07It couldn't have been him because he was with me the whole afternoon.
04:09Of course he was.
04:10Come on, you don't have to defend me.
04:12Who even is he?
04:13He's nobody.
04:14No, I want to.
04:16We had a lovely afternoon together, christening our new zero-gravity mattress.
04:19It's way too much information.
04:20So back off, yeah?
04:22What do you mean?
04:28Idiot.
04:32Oh, he's watching me.
04:33I'm so scared.
04:35Dropped, yeah?
04:41Remember?
04:44Oi!
04:45Oh, what's your problem, mate?
04:47You are.
04:48You're an absolute joke.
04:49You and your missus.
04:50I know what you did to Debbie.
04:52She's a liar.
04:53You've got a cheek.
04:54Look, she wouldn't be best, please, would she?
04:56Knowing you're out here picking fights.
04:59Oh, I feel for you, mate.
05:00It's not easy being under the thumb, eh?
05:03You have a good day, won't you?
05:05It's not easy being under the thumb.
05:31You have a good day.
05:33Dropped, you said
05:44Yes, after the day I've had
05:47Glad to go out some red, please, Daisy
05:49Oi, you punctured my tyre
05:52Don't be so ridiculous
05:53I've still got to fight your battles for you, eh?
05:55There's not going to be any battles, not in here
05:57I didn't touch your tin pot then
05:59A liar and all
06:00I've got dash cam footage of you just before
06:03You idiots
06:03What goes around comes around
06:06You didn't seriously think I'd let you have a pop at her
06:08And there wouldn't be any consequences
06:10You're just lucky that the only damage was to a lump of rusty tin
06:13Again?
06:14So, when was this, eh?
06:17Come on then, Gobby
06:18Watch your mouth
06:18Mate, I am warning you, do not mess with me
06:21All right, maybe you both
06:21Look, whatever she is saying, she's lying
06:24Either way, I won't pay in
06:27For the work I did and the damage to the van
06:30Or else the dash cam footage is going straight to the cops
06:33You still finding it funny now, eh?
06:36Laughing boy
06:36Enough!
06:37Because you are this close to being barred the pair of you
06:39Sorry
06:40Come on
06:42One job
06:48All right, see you
06:50See you
06:51Look who it is
06:52Look, don't stop
06:53Hey, I'm warning you
06:55I want my money
06:57Forget it
06:59It's not going to happen
07:00Now get out of my way
07:01No
07:01You really don't want to push me
07:04Please, both of you
07:05Stay out of this, you nosy cow
07:06Don't speak to her like that
07:08Apologise
07:09No
07:10I said
07:11Apologise
07:12And I said no
07:13What are you going to do about it?
07:17Oh
07:18Yeah
07:18Come on then
07:19What are I talking to you?
07:20Come on then, you want it?
07:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
07:21What are you doing?
07:22You want it?
07:23What's going on?
07:24Oi
07:25Come on then
07:25Come on then
07:26Go, go, go, go
07:27Can I do this, idiot?
07:29I know
07:29And that's what worries me
07:30And what are you going to do?
07:31Smack him
07:31And then he'll sue you for assault
07:33Think about it
07:33Okay
07:35Oh, I didn't have you down as a coward
07:38I'd quit while I'm ahead if I was you
07:40Do what?
07:41This clown slash my tyres
07:43And he owes me money
07:44Or rather his slapper of a missus
07:46Hey!
07:47Hey, hey, hey
07:47Get away from my pub or I will bar you
07:50I'm going
07:51Good
07:52This isn't over though
07:54Who is he?
07:56He's just a lowlife
07:57But promise me you won't follow him
07:59I've got no intention of letting that idiot
08:03Ruined my day
08:04I've got to prepare
08:07Come on, finish it
08:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
08:09Hey
08:10Steady
08:11You can wait your turn
08:12This is between me and him
08:14Yeah, well, if he were in any fit state to defend himself
08:17We might leave you to it
08:19But he's not
08:19Look, just go off somewhere
08:21And just cool off, yeah?
08:25Next time I see you, I'll break you in two
08:27That goes for you lot and all
08:30You lay hands on me
08:31Well, I'm standing here
08:32Right now
08:34Got nowhere else to be
08:35I mean
08:36So what are we doing, eh?
08:41Yeah, I thought not
08:42All right, going from here
08:43You're from here
08:43Yeah, I think it's going to be
08:44But go on
08:44Oh okay, yeah, yeah
08:45Micheal
08:47That will cover you all
08:48I'm braced
08:48That will cover you
08:49Yeah, thanks
08:49Bye
08:51No it's
08:52You're coming
08:53That is
08:54Definitely
08:54Bye
08:55I'm
08:55That's
08:56fucking
08:56I like
08:57Okay, get
08:58I like
08:58You
09:00I'm
09:01Bitch
09:01Honey
09:01I can
09:02See
09:03Well
09:03Yeah
09:05Dogs
09:06You
09:07I'm
09:07Hey
09:08I can
09:09I
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