00:00Rated E for everyone.
00:04Well, this town...
00:06Aye, it's something.
00:11Just not sure what, and I'm afraid to ask.
00:14More farmers than sailors here.
00:17No one knows a net from a napkin,
00:19or how to tie a knot that won't undo itself out of shame.
00:23Suspicious, that.
00:25Can't swim, won't sail,
00:27but I'll build a cafe shaped like a lighthouse to feel nautical.
00:32Maybe you'll change that.
00:34Show them how to fish.
00:36There's plenty of water here.
00:44A river leads into the sea.
00:46Real crowd-pleaser.
00:48And mind those hairy beasts, would you?
00:50The cattle, not the farmers.
00:53Mostly.
00:54If fishing's not your fate,
00:57there's solid ground to plough, fertilise,
01:00or roll around on laughing like a loony.
01:03Whatever it is you famine folk do for fun.
01:06Go play with them big machines if you fancy.
01:10There's plenty tucked away out there too.
01:13Old paths, old stones.
01:15Some standing like they still got pride.
01:18Others should use a wee re-do.
01:21And I say re-do with all the generosity of a man
01:24trying not to call it a bile rubble.
01:28Welcome to Kinlake, pal.
01:30Our current world.
01:31To be continued for.
01:45At the end of the day.
01:47The royal familyница fortale the land?
01:49Armed the peace.
01:51This is where the card's given to anybody.
01:53Once on Tuesday.
01:55Timnt.
01:56When this free program can sort it alone.