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Mr magoo

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00:00Musik
00:30Oh, Mr. Cat, you do love your wildlife documentaries.
00:37Weasel, I thought it over. It's time we got rid of Magoo's pesky dog.
00:42But we've tried that so many times, it never works.
00:46But this time I'll make him willingly abandon his master.
00:49And then I can finally be done with Magoo.
00:52No one will ever come between me and being worshipped the way I deserve.
00:57Sounds great! But how are you going to do that?
01:02My dear Weasel, watch the fruit of my genius.
01:07What's gotten into you? Let me go!
01:10To Magoo's? But how is that possible?
01:13I know! You kidnapped him, tied him up, filmed him and took him home, right?
01:18No, you fool. It's just an illusion which will lure Magoo's fleabag right into my trap!
01:24Time to put the plan into action. You make sure Magoo doesn't come and ruin everything as usual.
01:31Here's a little fish food, but not too much. Huh?
01:41Hey there, neighbour!
01:44Weasel, to what do I owe this unexpected pleasure?
01:47Today is, uh, Love Thy Neighbour Day. We're going to do fun neighbourly activities. Care to join?
01:54What a charming idea. Can I bring my cat?
01:57Oh, uh, no, sorry. No pets allowed.
02:00Oh, too bad. Mr. Cat, I'm going out. No monkey business while I'm gone.
02:06Ha!
02:07So, what have you got planned for us?
02:10Well, we're going to do something really, really, really fun. We're going to play, um...
02:15Oh, a flying disc! Great idea, Weasel! Catch!
02:19Huh?
02:20Huh?
02:21What a catch, neighbour! Throw it! Throw it!
02:25Ooh!
02:26Hey, nice one, Weasel! Not bad for a novice!
02:29I'm a novice!
02:32Magoo?
02:36The things I have to do!
02:46Ah, if it isn't Mr. Dog! Did you enjoy the little slide I installed in your master's house?
02:53Ha!
02:54You're here today, in the ring of destiny, to fight for your survival. If you lose, you'll be exiled from the city, forever!
03:03Nuh-uh-uh-uh! Not so fast!
03:07Magoo?
03:09No point looking for your master, pathetic pooch. We've taken him and hidden him far away from here.
03:15Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:20Ha-ha-ha!
03:21Ha-ha-ha! Yes! Tinkle torture!
03:23Obviously, you want to save your master.
03:25But first, you must defeat the formidable opponents I've got lined up for you, without ever falling out of the ring!
03:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:33Luckily for you, you can simply tap out.
03:36All you need to do is ring that beautiful bell.
03:39Of course, you'll be banished far away, never to return, but your master will be free.
03:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:46Oh, canoeing in the center of town! This was a great idea, Weasel!
03:51Oh look! A beaver building a dam!
03:54Ugh! New York is just teeming with natural wonders!
03:59Uh, you do know I'm not a canoe, right?
04:03A canoe? No one ever said you were a canoe!
04:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:08I feel like you're lacking a bit of self-confidence.
04:11Hier, we've hit some rapids!
04:13Let me handle this, I'm an expert!
04:15Oh, please!
04:17Not a goat!
04:19I can't take it!
04:23Indeed!
04:25But it's not too late to give up and leave town
04:27before I present
04:29The Destructo Biz!
04:31Remember, the first one
04:33to fall from the ring loses!
04:41Let's take it up a notch!
04:57Next, it's a huge ball of fur
04:59with a blood-curdling cry!
05:01Vance Jr!
05:11You lose! You lose!
05:35That was a great canoe trip!
05:39Ah, that was a great canoe trip, neighbor!
05:41I can't remember the last time
05:43I had so much fun!
05:45So, next, jog around the block!
05:47Archery! Skydiving!
05:49No!
05:51I can't take it anymore!
05:53Let's take a break!
05:55A break? Yes, of course!
05:57Also, you're not smelling your freshest neighbor
05:59I'll take you back to your house
06:01so you can shower before we continue!
06:03Desperate times call for desperate measures!
06:05It's as strong as I am!
06:07The Exosuit!
06:09You're no match for this, pooch!
06:11Throw in the towel!
06:19Not even a scratch
06:21All you have to do is ring the bell!
06:23Your defeat is inevitable
06:25and if you give up now, I promise I'll go easy on him!
06:27Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Stop! I'll die of laughter! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
06:35Oh, poor thing!
06:37All he wants is for it to stop!
06:39There's only one way for him to get relief!
06:41Ring the bell!
06:43There's a good boy!
06:45There you go, neighbor!
06:49Go have a bath!
06:51And don't forget to get behind your ears!
06:53Sorry, boss!
06:55I did my best!
06:57Uh-oh!
06:59I understand, neighbor!
07:01That's the thing about plumbing!
07:03You never know when it'll give out on you!
07:05Well, what were you doing at the neighbor's?
07:07I hope you weren't looking for me!
07:09Come on, I love you too!
07:11It's not the winning that counts!
07:13As long as you gave it your all!
07:14Right, boss?
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