The goings-on in the rural Southern community of Dogpatch, USA.
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00:00:00Little Abner, Yoo-hoo, Little Abner, Yoo-hoo
00:00:06Every gal in town is after Little Abner, poor Abner
00:00:11He's a super bad at swimmin', he'll give any man a trimmin'
00:00:17But when it comes to kissin' pretty women,
00:00:20Little Abner goes gulp, gulp, daisy may pursues him, he always runs away
00:00:27Daisy hollers, but you oughta see him go on Sadie Hawkins Day
00:00:32Little Abner, Yoo-hoo, Little Abner, Yoo-hoo
00:00:37He's the biggest catchin' dogpatch
00:00:40Little Abner, Little Abner, he's so handsome and so dashing
00:00:45Gals can't stop their mashing
00:00:48But when they whisper, what's your secret passion?
00:00:51Little Abner says pork chop's gone
00:01:06Daisy May
00:01:14Come on, Daisy May
00:01:15It's gettin' up time
00:01:17What's it, Granny?
00:01:19It's after sunup
00:01:20And don't forget, you gotta get yourself old pretty duck
00:01:24Because your cousin Delightful's comin' over from Pineapple Junction today
00:01:28I'll remember his granny
00:01:29Hee-hee!
00:01:31Hi-ho!
00:01:34Largs, that lonesome polecat a-messin' round
00:01:38Him and that Harless Joe are two of the most wuffless bachelors the years
00:01:45Well, stir yourself, gal
00:01:50Heee!
00:01:52Heee!
00:01:53Heee!
00:01:55Heee!
00:01:57Heee!
00:01:57Heee!
00:01:57Heee!
00:01:57Heee!
00:01:58Joe!
00:01:59Joe?
00:01:59Harless Joe!
00:02:02What you want, Granny's Greg?
00:02:05Tell that no-crown polecat to stop makin' them crazy noises and get me a bucket of water
00:02:11And you'll fetch me up some cookin' wood
00:02:15Wartless bachelors
00:02:17Yeee!
00:02:18Heee!
00:02:20Heee!
00:02:20Heee!
00:02:20Heee!
00:02:21Heee!
00:02:24Whatcha doin' here, polecat?
00:02:27Me call Great Spirit
00:02:28Make em' fire like Ancestor
00:02:31Huh
00:02:32Maybe Ancestor didn't tell secrets
00:02:35Here
00:02:36Get some water for Granny
00:02:38Hey, I'll get the killin'
00:02:41Where's the axe?
00:02:43Me trade em' to Mary and Sam
00:02:45For Firebox
00:02:48Why didn't you lie then?
00:02:52Firebox no good
00:02:53Huh
00:03:29It's a pity you ain't married so we wouldn't be puttin' up with them wasteless critters to get a little
00:03:33work done
00:03:34But Granny, I told ya-
00:03:35Look at ya!
00:03:35There you stand with the best years of your life behind ya
00:03:39And there you hidein' your hair of a husband as you got
00:03:43But I ain't interested in marrying just any men folks
00:03:45I love little Abner
00:03:48Pretty soon the men folks ain't even goin' to look at ya
00:03:50They desire young'uns
00:03:53Gals with spook
00:03:56I don't care
00:03:59It's only little Abner I was waitin' for
00:04:01Yes, you would, Granny
00:04:03Well, it's about time
00:04:09Oh, the cunt, sir
00:04:16You clumsy idiot
00:04:18You tryin' to knock over our poor little house?
00:04:23I only brung a handful, Granny
00:04:26And you told me to pile it close to the cabin
00:04:28I'll die
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31Take him water
00:04:32If I catch you throwin' any more wood in my house, I'll...
00:04:37I'll...
00:04:46It's Granny
00:04:53Well, can me, Brown?
00:04:55Oh!
00:04:57Oh!
00:04:57He can't help it
00:04:58He's stupid
00:05:00It sure is
00:05:02And so are you!
00:05:03Oh!
00:05:03You big lummets!
00:05:06Oh!
00:05:06It'll be the death of me, yes
00:05:08Oh, if Daisy May could only get that little Abner
00:05:20Is you very hungry this morning, son?
00:05:22Not ravenous, Mammy
00:05:24Just kinda
00:05:25Well, in that case
00:05:27I'll...
00:05:28Only put on...
00:05:29Yes
00:05:29A few more
00:05:36Is ya up, Pappy?
00:05:42Pappy!
00:05:43Is ya up?
00:05:48He's sure to prime my patience
00:05:51He's sure to prime my patience
00:05:53Is ya coming, Pansy?
00:05:56Is ya wait?
00:05:58I'm coming!
00:05:59Here, son
00:06:01Set yourself
00:06:09I sure it's hungry
00:06:14Some day
00:06:15I ain't gonna wake ya up for breakfast
00:06:17And you're gonna sleep right through all your meals
00:06:19Oh, one happy game
00:06:21I reckons we has the finest food in all the world
00:06:24Pokechops and eggs for breakfast
00:06:26Pokechops and goobers for lunch
00:06:28And for supper, more pokechops
00:06:31Even though this ain't Sunday, we might...
00:06:33Now, don't you start getting your mouth set for them preserved turnips, Lucifer ornamental locum
00:06:40Little Abner's taking them to the store directly after breakfast
00:06:51See if you can make out this printing
00:06:56What do you make of it?
00:06:58Nothing
00:06:59Good for fire
00:07:00No, no
00:07:01Readin'
00:07:03Howdy, fellas
00:07:04Howdy, Little Abner
00:07:06Him read printing?
00:07:08Sure does
00:07:08I can read writin' and readin', too
00:07:10Oh, you're the most intelligent young gentleman in dog batch
00:07:14I reckon I is
00:07:16What him say?
00:07:24Among the...
00:07:26De...
00:07:27Stink...
00:07:27Wished...
00:07:28Visitors
00:07:29Where tickle my bones
00:07:32That certainly do sound birdy
00:07:34Will be...
00:07:37Dr. James A...
00:07:40Barber
00:07:42The...
00:07:46Celebrated...
00:07:46Peacet...
00:07:48Peacet...
00:07:49Peacet...
00:07:50Printing's all mixed up, sure
00:07:52I reckon I better study it out
00:07:55P...
00:07:56S...
00:07:57Y...
00:07:58C...
00:07:59H...
00:08:01What's that?
00:08:02Maybe it's a woodpecker
00:08:06Shhh...
00:08:08Maybe it's skunk hollers
00:08:18Oh...
00:08:19Why, it's Cicero Gruntz
00:08:22Oh...
00:08:22It's your little Abner
00:08:24What are you doin' here, boy?
00:08:26Oh, nothin'
00:08:27Just hangin' these up for the sheriff
00:08:29Don't you tell nobody you saw me with these papers
00:08:32Go fetch yourself Cicero Gruntz, we won't
00:08:37What did he say?
00:08:40$25 reward
00:08:42For Earthquake Magoon
00:08:44Date or alive
00:08:45Better date
00:08:47For robin'
00:08:48The first state bank of Jonesville
00:08:51The sheriff
00:08:52Hmm
00:08:56And you would really say $25 cash money?
00:09:01That's what it say
00:09:02Oh...
00:09:03That sheriff must think we all idiots
00:09:06They ain't that much money in the whole of Tarnation
00:09:10Oh, shit
00:09:11What's the use of talkin'
00:09:13Anyone knows you can't go with a skunk holler and come out alive
00:09:17So our guess is Magoon's safe
00:09:21Hey!
00:09:22Didn't I told you that paper ain't meant for makin' fire?
00:09:26Yeah, you'll keep it, little Abner
00:09:28Maybe you can read again for us
00:09:30I'll be glad to
00:09:32Yeah
00:09:32Well, I gotta get it goin'
00:09:35So long
00:09:35So long
00:09:36So long
00:10:00Oh, weee
00:10:02Oh, weee
00:10:12Ye-bay
00:10:14Me make them fire
00:10:16Ancestor, very clever people
00:10:31Howdy, Delightful!
00:10:33Morning, Granny Sprague!
00:10:39Delightful!
00:10:39Every time you come to visit, you just have messes of boys hangin' around
00:10:45Messes is right
00:10:46You've never seen such messes as some of them boys
00:10:49Four days you may, she can't get even one
00:10:52Oh, that's too bad
00:10:54She's welcome to any of these
00:10:56I don't think she'd be interested
00:10:59She's promisant on just one boy
00:11:02Where is she?
00:11:04Down large, chasin' after that little Abner
00:11:07You mean that big, handsome boy?
00:11:14I think I'll go down and look up for Daisy May
00:11:20That's all, boys
00:11:22Ooh
00:11:37Lovely
00:11:39That's what he is
00:11:41Just plain lovely
00:11:51Little Abner, you!
00:11:54The same
00:11:55Is she going north to Pineapple Junction?
00:11:58No
00:11:59Is she maybe headed south for Sweet Patootty Corners?
00:12:02No
00:12:03Why is she headed for, little Abner?
00:12:05I'm headed for Sotar to Johnstall
00:12:07I will ask for and receive
00:12:09Five pounds of boiled ham
00:12:10One spool of thread number 10 white
00:12:12One can of Pineapple
00:12:14Two pounds of cheese
00:12:15Half soles for Pappy's Boots
00:12:17One large jar of Sweet Patootty
00:12:18One large jar of sour pickle
00:12:20One bottle of catsup
00:12:21One bottle of mustard
00:12:22One can of pea potter for salome
00:12:24Two twists of pipe tobacco for my mammy
00:12:27That, ah, turns on my heel
00:12:29Makes a beeline for home
00:12:31What a pico-ya coincidence
00:12:33I said it was off out of Johnstall likewise
00:12:36And likewise I need to turn it on my heel
00:12:38And make a beeline backdrop
00:12:41Oh
00:12:46There's no reason why we can't walk together, is there?
00:12:50Ain't no law, Janet
00:13:06Oh, Michael
00:13:08Help!
00:13:10I twisted my ankle!
00:13:12Oh, shucks!
00:13:19I reckon I must have stepped on loose rock
00:13:22Oh!
00:13:25Guess I can't walk unless I have someone strong to hold on to
00:13:29Wait here, I'll see if there's someone strong around
00:13:32Yours strong and...
00:13:35Yours are round
00:13:40Supposing I does help you
00:13:41There's nothing romanical about it
00:13:43We both understand that
00:13:44Don't we?
00:13:46Yes, little Adnick
00:13:48Give me your arm
00:13:54What party flowers!
00:13:57Oh!
00:14:00Oh!
00:14:10Show his fragrance!
00:14:11Smell it, little Abner
00:14:13Uh-huh
00:14:23Love is what little Abner's in
00:14:25Oh, with Daisy Mae
00:14:26That's a lie!
00:14:29Oh!
00:14:30Walkin' arm in arm with your haids clothes together
00:14:33A smell of flower
00:14:34Worst case love I ever seed
00:14:37Ah, hates love!
00:14:38What's about her to be a love of?
00:14:40She's only got golden yellow hair
00:14:42No more golden yellow than the summer sun
00:14:45Her eyes are only as blue as the sky
00:14:48The teeth are no more white or shinier than pearls
00:14:51As for her cheeks
00:14:53I can show you plenty of peaches
00:14:55Which is almost as soft and pink and white
00:15:00You thinks love is what I is in of with her
00:15:03You take that back!
00:15:06Little...
00:15:06Little Abner
00:15:07You was right
00:15:08She is just a ordinary
00:15:10Yower-haired
00:15:11Blue-eyed
00:15:12Pinky-cheeked gal
00:15:13Just like you'll say
00:15:14Anybody be a fool to be in love of her
00:15:17Yes, sir
00:15:18A awful fool!
00:15:22Oh, it wasn't for you about me
00:15:26On account of what you done said about Daisy Mae
00:15:29Oh, I said it was what you said
00:15:31She wrecked!
00:15:32Only you said as if you meant it
00:15:37Wait for me, Little Abner!
00:15:40Wait for me, Little Abner!
00:15:40I'll walk by myself, thank you
00:15:42You're always getting me talked about
00:15:45You're always getting me talked about
00:15:52Gosh!
00:15:57Daisy Mae
00:15:58I'm sure a powerful glad to see you
00:16:01Same here, delightful
00:16:03What for?
00:16:04You let him get away
00:16:05I couldn't help it
00:16:07I love him so
00:16:08What can be wrong?
00:16:10Maybe you need a new technique
00:16:13Technique?
00:16:13What's that?
00:16:15Oh, that's what you gotta have to get him
00:16:18Let's see
00:16:20He's the tall, dark, and ignorant type
00:16:25A boy like him requires only the crudest technique
00:16:30It's the...
00:16:32Yoo-hoo
00:16:34Les-woo
00:16:36Then do as your conscience tells you
00:16:39Technique
00:16:40Sure wish I had some
00:16:42I'll show you how it's done
00:16:44Will ya?
00:16:45There's nothing to it
00:16:49Hello, Little Abner
00:16:50Howdy, Mr. Old Timer
00:16:56Look at her!
00:16:57Ain't she the most humorous-looking gal you ever see?
00:17:00Look at the bugle on her!
00:17:05Boys! Boys!
00:17:07You're always too young and innocent to know what you're laughing at
00:17:10What do you mean, Old Timer?
00:17:12What's this Sadie Hawkins' dad?
00:17:14A long time ago this gal, Sadie Hawkins lived right here in Dogpatch
00:17:19For years she tried to catch herself a husband
00:17:22Didn't have no luck
00:17:24Finally her pappy, who was the mayor
00:17:26Called all the bachelors of Dogpatch together
00:17:29Pulled out his gun and says
00:17:31I declare today, Sadie Hawkins' day
00:17:34When I fires my gun, y'all can begin a running
00:17:37After you've got a fair start, Sadie will take out
00:17:40And the man she catches is gonna be her husband
00:17:43That's how it started
00:17:44Now, every year when Sadie Hawkins' day rolls around
00:17:49Life ain't safe for any male critter in Dogpatch
00:17:52Now, did you get the idea?
00:17:54I'll never be able to understand technique
00:17:59Little Abner
00:18:05As a special favor to you, I'll contact you, little Abner
00:18:09You'll go hard and watch me work my technique
00:18:12Can I?
00:18:13But you gotta promise to take him off my hands
00:18:16After he falls madly in love of me
00:18:18I'll be so glad to take him off in your hands
00:18:21Go on, get it
00:18:23Go on, get it
00:18:31Go on, get it
00:18:39Go on, get it
00:18:40Go on, get it
00:18:40Go on, get it
00:18:41What happened?
00:18:44He's even more ignorant than I thought
00:18:47I gotta use a cruder technique
00:18:52How are you, little Abner?
00:18:54Morning, Barney Bargrease
00:18:55Nice morning
00:18:56Sure is
00:19:05Help! Help!
00:19:07Don't you dare try to kiss me again, you big sloppy beast!
00:19:10Help! Will no one defend a poor girl from such a beast?
00:19:16I'll protect you from the big sloppy beast, ma'am
00:19:19Name a little Abner Yoakam
00:19:25Don't worry ma'am, he'll fall in just a minute
00:19:27I'll give my dog Pat's lullaby which my mammy teached me
00:19:33They always act like that at first
00:19:45Oh, oh, thank you sir, you saved me!
00:19:51Why does you reckon he wanted to kiss me?
00:19:56The dog to farm knows her
00:19:58I can't see no reason for it myself
00:20:02You can't?
00:20:03I don't know why any intelligent man would want to go kissing a gal
00:20:06Well, it ain't the kiss in our minds, it's a trouble it starts
00:20:09You kiss a girl and what happens?
00:20:10She gets romantic because she wants more
00:20:12She follows you day and night and finally your brain weakens and you marries her
00:20:16She has lots of chillin'
00:20:18Gets old and gray, you're worrying about them
00:20:20So your chillin' marries and has chillin'
00:20:22Then you not only gotta worry about your chillin' but about your grandchildren
00:20:25Your grandchildren has chillin' and...
00:20:28By that time you have the misery and the rheumatism and pretty soon you dies
00:20:33That's why I don't like kissin'
00:20:39Oh, little Abner, you is just my type
00:20:42You ain't romantical, and that's just what I ain't
00:20:47Is that what you ain't?
00:20:49Romantical is exactly what I ain't, as you can plainly see
00:20:54Well, you was one gal in an awful lot
00:20:57Sure would be nice to sit in that log and rest
00:21:00If I had some nice fancy boy to talk to
00:21:03If I sees one ma'am, I'll be glad to send him back here
00:21:05Trouble is, most boys get romantical
00:21:08And I'd hate that
00:21:11Naturally
00:21:11But you wouldn't get romantical, would you, Mr. Yoakum?
00:21:16Not me
00:21:16That's fine
00:21:18Then we can talk about interesting subjects
00:21:22Something that ain't romantical
00:21:23Sure enough
00:21:25You know, it's kinda pretty in here with
00:21:30Soft wind blowing through the trees
00:21:34Little birds singing
00:21:38Beautiful flowers are smelling up the air
00:21:41You know what it makes me feel like?
00:21:43No, what do it make you feel like?
00:21:46Like discussing educational subjects
00:21:49For instance, what to do if a skonk gets in your woodshed?
00:21:53You know skonks is funny little critters
00:21:55I like discussing educational subjects
00:21:59And, uh, learn things
00:22:02What'll we discuss?
00:22:05Let's discuss the Eskimos
00:22:07What's that?
00:22:09People, would you like to know how Eskimos kiss?
00:22:15No
00:22:17Oh, they don't kiss the way you think
00:22:20Put out your hands
00:22:25That's how Eskimos kiss
00:22:28Oh, Eskimos and...
00:22:30Those shaped hands
00:22:31The wood
00:22:35Shut your eyes
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Technique I've got.
00:23:09Little Abner, little Abner, honey, is your hurt?
00:23:12Oh.
00:23:14Get out of sight. My technique is just starting to work.
00:23:19Get.
00:23:20Get.
00:23:28Did you like that, little Abner?
00:23:31I hated it.
00:23:33I knew kissing to do this.
00:23:37That hurt my head.
00:23:40I'm a-going home.
00:23:42You ain't gonna run away after giving me such a nice kiss.
00:23:47You kissed me, I didn't kiss you.
00:23:49Cause if I did, we'd be engaged.
00:23:51That's the code of the hills.
00:23:54Oh, my boy, hey.
00:24:03Ain't he honorable?
00:24:07I'm going back to Pineapple Junction.
00:24:10These men around here don't make no sense.
00:24:15He sure makes sense to me.
00:24:23Pansy, you scrubbing a hide off my back.
00:24:27Might as well quit complaining, Lucifer.
00:24:29It's coming on winter and it's time for your bath.
00:24:31Oh, I'm the most unhappy man.
00:24:36Hi, Lucifer.
00:24:39Morning, Fantastic Brown.
00:24:43Don't seem like no time since I gave my Fantastic his spring clean-in.
00:24:52Take home when that's what it ain't.
00:24:54Get for home.
00:24:55You're next.
00:24:56Oh, it ain't no ass near time for my winter scrubbing.
00:25:03Mammy.
00:25:05All feels damp, Mammy.
00:25:07And powerful hungry.
00:25:09Barker always does come noon.
00:25:11Pick yourself a sandwich.
00:25:13That'll keep you spanked up.
00:25:14Sure.
00:25:14Don't dare quit till I get through with Pappy.
00:25:19Quick, quick.
00:25:42Bansy, ain't you got no mercy?
00:25:45When I got a job to do, I does it.
00:25:47Howdy, Mrs. Yolkham.
00:25:49Howdy, Hannibal Hoop.
00:25:52Where at's little Abner?
00:25:54Me and him are going fishing.
00:25:56He's getting himself some fiddles.
00:25:59I'll go tell him I'm here.
00:26:06Pansy, have a little mercy on me.
00:26:11What'd you fixin', little Abner?
00:26:12A Yolkham starvation preventer.
00:26:15Smells like you got sweet patootie in her.
00:26:17Not only sweet patootie, but I also sour pickles.
00:26:20Ham and cheese with catsup.
00:26:22Pineapple.
00:26:23Sardines, not the can, of course.
00:26:25Two fried eggs left from breakfast.
00:26:27A rash of roast pork and lots of catsup.
00:26:29Ain't you finished here, Pansy?
00:26:31Oh, it started at the top.
00:26:44You see?
00:26:46You're beginnin' to like it.
00:26:47Ohhhh, Woohoo.
00:26:52Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.
00:26:54Ha ha!
00:26:55Ha ha ha!
00:26:59Ha ha ha!
00:27:02Ha ha ha!
00:27:03Aren't you...
00:27:06Ha ha ha!
00:27:08Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:27:09Fungu!
00:27:10Bungu!
00:27:16Ha ha ha!
00:27:18Show looks powerful good!
00:27:27something missing maybe it's mustard maybe it was right
00:27:35little mustard on a picture
00:27:45stay right while you're weak come here salome
00:28:10what's the matter little abner i got a most peculiar feeling
00:28:14oh it must be because my stomach's empty
00:28:30mammy i've got a terrible misery in my stomach what you put in your sandwich son just a few
00:28:36things and enough catsup and horseradish and mustard to make her tasty mustard you know that
00:28:42stuff ain't agreed with you since the time you ate that mustard plaster when he was a little baby
00:28:47what you'll need is a doctor ain't no doctor around here you know that there'll be one says so right
00:28:54here dr barber will be on the limited when it stops at the county side in florida at noon and
00:29:02that's
00:29:02right where i'm gonna go
00:29:06don't be late for supper son
00:29:20well there she is
00:29:27oh i wonder what dr barber is that always fits the old soup bones when you get a chance that's
00:29:35what i always say there's a man got on a white coat like doctors has maybe that's dr barber i'll
00:29:40go
00:29:40ask him you go that away in case it ain't
00:29:50is your barber that's me what's in your mind kid can you fix me up well that's pretty big order
00:29:56that mop looks like a busted mattress but with my trusty scissors i can probably fix you up all right
00:30:02you ain't gonna cut me is you hmm what's the matter with you boy i'm sick powerful sick well now
00:30:09what
00:30:09am i supposed to do bust out in tears that'd be mighty sweet of you but all i wants to
00:30:14know is what
00:30:15ails me well sir that's what we'd all like to know can't be my appetite because i just ate a
00:30:22combination
00:30:23ham cheese pineapple sardine sweet patootie sour pickle fried egg preserved turnip and roast hog sandwich
00:30:31oh with cats of horseradish and mustard doctor doctor oh well can't be your appetite son let me see
00:30:43doctor stick out your tongue let me look at that tongue stick it way out way out that's it now
00:30:48uh
00:30:48say ah ah you're flat is ah well now just uh take a good deep breath now take a good
00:30:56deep breath
00:30:56that's it that's it now stick your stomach out come on stick it out stick it way out that's it
00:31:01now
00:31:01close your eyes oh did you feel a sharp twinge all aboard oh my boy that's bad that's bad you've
00:31:10got it
00:31:10you've got it what is i've got you've got schrombosis schrombosis
00:31:18will i die you're dead now from the neck up how soon will the rest of me be dead in
00:31:2724 hours
00:31:32i didn't find no doctor barber i did you did what'd he say he told me i was gonna be
00:31:39dead in 24 hours
00:31:42on account of i got scrombosis you don't mean you'll be dead by tomorrow dated than a catfish hate come
00:31:52new that's life you are today the heart tomorrow hello mammy how's your feeling son howdy pappy how's
00:32:08your misery my stomach feels fine if and only the doctor hadn't told me i wouldn't know i was going
00:32:13to be dead in 24 hours dead what you mean just plain dead oh housewrench why all you got is
00:32:25a
00:32:25pinch of mustard poisoning mammy you're always very comforting
00:32:35but i has prepared my mind wow son if you're going to be dead
00:32:43you're going to be dead you're going to be dead we will be most sad and lonely
00:32:51naturally a daisy may you'll be most sad too seems to me it ain't fair you're dying
00:32:58and not telling nothing about it those key wrecked mammy all that tells her i loves her
00:33:04do you i means that our dislikes her less than any other gal what must i do mammy
00:33:11you could marry up with her oh could now that i'm going to be dead sonya your time's getting mighty
00:33:19short
00:33:21i'm going to make love to her like she always wanted me to
00:33:30happy chat your face
00:33:35here hannibal you follows little abner does he do anything peculiar come back here and tell me
00:33:41but mrs jockum he might he won't just do as i tell you yes
00:33:50little abner ain't going to be dave in 24 hours he's going to be married with daisy may
00:34:02happy you is the most ignoranus quitter i ever did see
00:34:16you
00:34:16well i must say you hold your age pretty well but you is attempting fate i knows
00:34:22i'm getting along well you better teach yourself a man this lady hawkins day
00:34:26we won't be able to run fast enough next year to teach one i don't want just any man
00:34:32i want
00:34:33little abner kindly step out you are with me yes of course i will
00:34:45oh i was just telling them i aims to make love to you powerful romantical love
00:34:59let's go
00:35:20the sharp place looks romantical enough it's lovely sit down
00:35:28i now aims to commence making love to you dog patch style dog patch style
00:35:48i was ready i've been ready for yours
00:35:59you're wants to tell me i was your sweet patootie blossom
00:36:06you're wants to tell me your loves me
00:36:13that you just can't live without me
00:36:23oh little abner that's just exactly what i want to hear you say
00:36:27because love is what i was in of with you
00:36:34don't do that i can't stand it it's awful is it so awful just to have me near you little
00:36:41abner
00:36:41it makes me feel miserable when i'll feel miserable i was the most unhappy man
00:36:51i don't want to make you unhappy little abner
00:36:54i don't want to make you unhappy little abner
00:37:45thudson's
00:37:46you
00:37:52Well, very unfortunate.
00:37:54Who's it getting married?
00:37:55You and her, naturally.
00:37:58Me and her?
00:37:59Yep, you and her.
00:38:01I didn't say nothing about no getting married.
00:38:04I wanted to make her happy, so I kissed her.
00:38:06That's all.
00:38:07That's enough.
00:38:08The boys around here don't kiss gals until the day before they get married.
00:38:12And today's the day before you get married.
00:38:15That's the code.
00:38:16The code of the hills.
00:38:23Our respects and salutes the code of the hills.
00:38:28Our loves the code of the hills.
00:38:37Come on, gal.
00:38:39Tomorrow noon's coming fast enough and you've got things to do.
00:38:42Come on.
00:38:43Goodbye, little Abner, dear.
00:38:45I'll be at your wedding tomorrow.
00:38:54Little Abner.
00:38:56Huh?
00:38:56You can't get married tomorrow noon.
00:38:59I've got to.
00:39:01It's the code of the hills.
00:39:05But you'll be dead.
00:39:09And if I'm dead, I can't be married.
00:39:13Oh, happy tomorrow noon.
00:39:22I also got things to do.
00:39:25Here I am, knowing all about my future.
00:39:28And doing nothing about my mammies and my poor pappies.
00:39:32You know, it's most kind and considerate to be thinking of them at a time like this.
00:39:37Do you see this paper?
00:39:39Sure.
00:39:40I ain't blind.
00:39:41That's the Magoon reward.
00:39:47I'm going to skunk holler.
00:39:49But our eye aims to call briefly on Earthquake Magoon.
00:39:53That's what I aims to do.
00:39:57Little Abner.
00:40:17Do we do anything peculiar?
00:40:19I'll ghost the little Abner's mammy.
00:40:21And I'll tell her.
00:40:33I smells a live dogpatcher.
00:40:35How you'll know he's a dogpatcher?
00:40:36Because he don't smell.
00:40:37Hey.
00:40:40Will you quit fainting and open that safe?
00:40:43I only brung you along because you're the cashier.
00:40:48Yes, sir, Mr. McGlue.
00:40:50I'm a bit nervous.
00:41:1111th Day Dog Boulevard.
00:41:17Top floor.
00:41:28Earthquake Magoonop resumes.
00:41:30The same?
00:41:34Oz here to take you to the sheriff.
00:41:36For our aims to collect the $25 reward.
00:41:40Hmm.
00:41:41That's most interesting.
00:41:42This our gives to my sweet mammy and pappy,
00:41:45which they will use to live most comfortably
00:41:47the rest of their natural lives in dogpatch.
00:41:54Is you all from dogpatch?
00:41:56Naturally.
00:41:57Does you all know that you's about to be dead?
00:42:01Goon's got a live dogpatch up there.
00:42:10Goon's got a live dogpatch.
00:42:11Goon's got a live dogpatch.
00:42:13Goon's got a live dogpatch in school.
00:42:43Here comes the goon.
00:42:45Get out of sight.
00:43:25Oh, he's killed the dog, Badger.
00:43:28Come on, men, let's go.
00:43:29Wait a minute!
00:43:31Joy comes now!
00:43:48Back away, men! Back away!
00:43:51He's a demon! A killer killer!
00:43:56No dumb Badger demon enough for all of us!
00:43:59Come on!
00:44:07What's it like, men?
00:44:09What?
00:44:10Come on, men! Let's go after him!
00:44:13Let's go!
00:44:14Let's go!
00:44:15Let's go!
00:44:15Let's go!
00:44:34Let's go!
00:44:35Let's go!
00:44:36Let's go!
00:44:38Get out!
00:44:39You'll show correct!
00:44:40Go!
00:44:45Come on, Bill, hurry it up, dear.
00:44:48Bill, Bill, it'll ride your...
00:44:59There she goes.
00:45:03Look, look, they've started a fire.
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:27I said, hello.
00:45:33How do you do? Is your man or... beast?
00:45:41I was a gal named Wendy Wildcat.
00:45:44Oh, sure is.
00:45:46Gal, do you know another way out of here?
00:45:48Them skunk hollers have got me trapped.
00:45:50And, of course, your wishes to get out.
00:45:53Naturally, don't you?
00:45:54If I goes out, I'll have to marry up with my goon.
00:45:58And he sure ain't my ideal.
00:46:01Does you show me another way out of here?
00:46:03I'll help you locate your ideal.
00:46:05I will be most delighted to help you.
00:46:07Does your keep your garden and bring me my ideal?
00:46:11Which is your, little Abner?
00:46:13I'll do anything you'll say.
00:46:15I'll...
00:46:16Does...
00:46:18Does...
00:46:19Marry up with you?
00:46:21That's exactly what our means.
00:46:23Oh, no, ma'am.
00:46:25I just couldn't.
00:46:28Just a minute.
00:46:29When must I marry up with you?
00:46:31Tomorrow.
00:46:32At noon.
00:46:33And up before?
00:46:34Exactly at noon.
00:46:35I'll be yours tomorrow at noon.
00:46:37No matter what shape I was in.
00:46:39Come on.
00:46:39Take up your bundles and follow me.
00:46:41So now.
00:46:45This way.
00:46:47It's 23, 24, and 25 dollars.
00:46:52There you is, little Abner.
00:46:54Oh, thank you most kindly.
00:46:56You have relieved the county of public poll cap number one.
00:47:00And further, Mr. Yoakam, you have saved all of the bank's money.
00:47:05And my life.
00:47:07There.
00:47:09You are most kind.
00:47:12Oh, be careful.
00:47:13It's a 10-center.
00:47:14I will guard it very tenderly.
00:47:16Goodbye.
00:47:17Goodbye, Sheriff.
00:47:27My poor, innocent little pappy.
00:47:31I'm going to give you this enormous fortune.
00:47:38Goodbye.
00:47:56Goodbye.
00:48:04Goodbye.
00:48:08Goodbye.
00:48:12Goodbye.
00:48:14Goodbye.
00:48:17Goodbye.
00:48:18Goodbye.
00:48:19Goodbye.
00:48:20Goodbye.
00:48:21Goodbye.
00:48:21Goodbye.
00:48:22Goodbye.
00:48:23Goodbye.
00:48:33THE END
00:49:07Here I is in heaven
00:49:14Wow
00:49:17Doggone
00:49:18If it don't look just like it do around dog pants
00:49:28Cornelius Cornpone
00:49:32And only yesterday I seen him a-going turkey, honey
00:49:40Cornelius Cornpone
00:49:42Who is that?
00:49:43Is that your little Abner?
00:49:45Sure is
00:49:49Howdy
00:49:50Cornelius Cornpone, I never thought you would make it
00:49:53Oh
00:49:55But your show is an angel
00:50:03You really think so?
00:50:05I sure do
00:50:08Tell me Cornelius, does you like it up here?
00:50:21Yeah
00:50:22Yeah, I think it's fine
00:50:24Cornelius, does they feed you good?
00:50:28You know, does you get preserved tornips and pork chops maybe?
00:50:32What?
00:50:33Yeah, of course I does
00:50:35Oh, gosh, that's most encouraging
00:50:44Well, I gotta be walking along
00:50:46Well
00:50:48Is y'all gonna walk?
00:50:51Yeah, sure
00:50:57Confounded idiot
00:50:58He walks
00:50:59And with a pair of wings like that
00:51:02But I ain't no chump
00:51:04I'm gonna fly
00:51:06Hey
00:51:07Don't, don't, don't
00:51:17Don't
00:51:17Guess I ain't been dead long enough for him to sprout
00:51:19What's the matter with you, boy?
00:51:23Cornelius
00:51:24What's the matter with you?
00:51:28Where are your wings?
00:51:29Stop it
00:51:30Stop it
00:51:31Stop it
00:51:32Are you crazy?
00:51:33Oh, you're just trying to kill yourself
00:51:35I can't kill myself
00:51:37Oh
00:51:38Cause I was already dead
00:51:39Oh, is I?
00:51:41Hey
00:51:42Look
00:51:43You're the liveest looking yokem I ever seen
00:51:46Oh, I just gotta be dead
00:51:50On account of I done promised to marry up with two different gals come noon
00:51:54Oh
00:51:55What must I do?
00:51:59Mammy
00:52:01I'm gonna fly home and
00:52:05I'm gonna walk home
00:52:07I'm gonna walk home
00:52:14Ah
00:52:15Ah
00:52:16Da da da da da da da da
00:52:20Alright, Peyton, you're out of the way
00:52:22Yah
00:52:23Yippee
00:52:24Whooo
00:52:25Whooo
00:52:26Whooo
00:52:26Whooo
00:52:26Whooo
00:52:31Whooo
00:52:32Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
00:52:40Quiet, gals! Quiet!
00:52:45I am about to officially proclaim an announcement
00:52:49about Sadie Hawkins' day, which is tomorrow.
00:52:56Any man that does not appear will suffer the most de-stressful consequences.
00:53:06My committee here will choose a wife for him,
00:53:12and Mary and Sam will do the rest.
00:53:17My dear friends of dog pack...
00:53:19That's all!
00:53:20The official course is marked off with the usual flags
00:53:24and is now open for practice.
00:53:26Let's go!
00:53:27Come on!
00:53:30Now, tomorrow, when I fires a shot that starts the race...
00:53:39How's here, little average?
00:53:40And your is mine.
00:53:42How's here? And your is mine!
00:53:44I can't do it. I ain't a goner.
00:53:47I was supposed to be dead!
00:53:49But you promised me, little Abner.
00:53:51He did not.
00:53:53He's got an engagement for marriage with me at this very moment.
00:53:56He has not!
00:53:57Because he's going to marry with me at this very moment.
00:53:59He's mine!
00:54:00He's mine!
00:54:01Mine!
00:54:01Mine!
00:54:02Mine!
00:54:03Looks like some of the gals is trying to jump the gun.
00:54:05Come on!
00:54:07Hey!
00:54:08Hey!
00:54:08Hey!
00:54:09Hey!
00:54:11Hey!
00:54:12Hey!
00:54:12Hey!
00:54:13Hey!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:15Hey!
00:54:16Hey!
00:54:24Hey!
00:54:25this very noon she comes along he promised to marry me this noon and this here just a minute
00:54:30just a minute little abner did you promise these two girls well yes you promise that's
00:54:40all i want to know thank you committee
00:54:51it is my decision that this matter be settled tomorrow in the city hawkins race whichever
00:54:58gal catches him he's hard in the meantime little abner yoakam is resolved for only these two gals
00:55:09until sundown tomorrow and may the best gal win daisy may good luck thank you and good luck to you
00:55:20wendy
00:55:28so naturally i figured i was going to be dade instead of which i'm afraid i'm going to be married
00:55:34up with
00:55:34two different gals mammy you gotta help me son your hair's got yourself in a terrible mess what
00:55:42must i do according to the rules of sadie hawkins day i can't tell you nothing i've got an idea
00:55:49little abner if something should happen to wendy wildcat yeah she war war but somebody's gotta
00:55:56help me all i can do is just give you a hint what is it mammy it's safer to be
00:56:03a hound
00:56:04dog than a rabbit what you mean panji yeah that's all i can tell you safer to be a hound
00:56:13dog than a
00:56:15rabbit ah quit your worrying son i washed your nice clean shirt for the sadie hawkins celebration tonight
00:56:22go on go and have a lot of fun safer a hound dog and a rabbit
00:56:39get right in the groove boys oh i sure hate these formal dancers shoes hurts my feet too
00:56:49i can't eat
00:56:58i'm stuck oh
00:57:01oh that ain't a way to dance
00:57:05go in tonight for sadie hawkins day
00:57:09oh
00:57:16little abner tomorrow we is liable to be back there's no more
00:57:21little abner sure wouldn't mind to have this dance with you
00:57:30shucks
00:57:40little abner
00:57:42i wish is to dance with you oh i don't want to dance don't make no difference we'll say you
00:57:47got
00:57:49a little abner sure you got to dance with you oh that's right
00:58:20Attention!
00:58:22Quiet, everybody!
00:58:24Ladies and bachelors, we are about to hold the Sadie Hawkins' Bachelor Beauty Review.
00:58:31All bachelors line up here by the platform.
00:58:34Come on, little Emily.
00:58:35You's in this contest.
00:58:36But he's a start for me.
00:58:38Okay there, Pitt.
00:58:38All the bachelors got to get in line.
00:58:40That's the rules.
00:58:41Go on.
00:58:42Sure not.
00:58:48Oh, man.
00:58:50Oh, man.
00:58:51Lots of men.
00:58:53I'm going to smile pretty.
00:58:55I aims to get myself catched for marriage.
00:58:58Me too.
00:58:59Then squaw build them fire.
00:59:01Are you ready?
00:59:03Start the music.
00:59:22Come on, now.
00:59:23Keep going.
00:59:24Get it on.
00:59:24Get on.
00:59:25Run it round, now.
00:59:26Fourteen.
00:59:27Nine.
00:59:28Eleven.
00:59:32Oh.
00:59:39Keep it up.
00:59:41Come on, Dad.
00:59:45I like that big gawky red-haated boy.
00:59:47I've been after him for four yards, and this yard I aim's to catch him.
00:59:59Our wishes to consult with you about our honeymoon.
01:00:09Tomorrow night you'll be mine, little Abner, dear. Just think.
01:00:15Oh, here's a thinker. About me?
01:00:18I was trying to figure out why it's safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit.
01:00:25Your riddle is simple. On account it's safer to chase than to be chased.
01:00:33Chase, to be chased.
01:00:38And it's it now!
01:00:40Oh, happy Sadie Hawkins Day!
01:00:43Whee!
01:00:59Poor boy.
01:01:03Don't be so tender.
01:01:05Keep cool, Wendy Wildcatcher. He sure is anxious.
01:01:08From what I hear, that little Abner's worth catching.
01:01:15You've just got to catch him this yard, Daisy Mae.
01:01:23Morning, Mammy Yoakam.
01:01:24Good day for the race, Mayor.
01:01:26Show it, show it.
01:01:28All bachelors to the starting line!
01:01:31How you playing property here, Mayor?
01:01:33Got a good yard, good yard.
01:01:35Yes, sir.
01:01:36Well, good luck, boys.
01:01:37Bye, Mayor.
01:01:38Good luck, boys.
01:01:38Never seen the more determined-looking lot of girls.
01:01:40But, Pansy, what if Wendy Wildcat catches him?
01:01:44Howdy, Sassafras!
01:01:45I ain't seen you since last Sadie Hawkins Day!
01:01:49If you ain't gonna do nothing for our son, I is!
01:01:54Is I?
01:01:58I is!
01:02:00Bring him to me! I'll take you!
01:02:02Bring him up!
01:02:02Yes!
01:02:06Say, you two's as maxillers, ain't ya?
01:02:08Sure not!
01:02:09Get in line, man!
01:02:11Oh, all right.
01:02:26Hello?
01:02:30Mr. Earthquake!
01:02:32What do you want, little man?
01:02:34Uh, I would like to make a business call on you.
01:02:38What business a little skunk like you got with me?
01:02:42Why, please, hold your horses!
01:02:45Yes!
01:02:48First, I want you to keep your Wendy Wildcat from marrying with my son, little F.
01:02:54Does she catch him in the race?
01:02:56I met your son.
01:02:58Does you give me that boy?
01:03:00I'll guarantee he'll never see Wendy Wildcat again!
01:03:05I know.
01:03:07You promise on your honor?
01:03:09I promise!
01:03:24What?
01:03:25The office high noon!
01:03:26Clear the course!
01:03:28Clear the course!
01:03:29Get away there!
01:03:30Now everybody understands the rules!
01:03:34When I fires the gun the first time, the bachelor's takes off!
01:03:39Two minutes later, I fires the gun the second time, and the gal's takes off!
01:03:47Any bachelor that gets catched has got to ask the gal to marry with him!
01:03:52Girl!
01:03:53All you've got to remember is to bring your man to me, girl!
01:03:58And I guarantee to give you the finest wedding is...
01:04:02Let's go!
01:04:05Everybody get ready!
01:04:07On your mark!
01:04:08All ready!
01:04:10Get set!
01:04:12Go!
01:04:25Get set!
01:04:26What happened?
01:04:28Stand aside!
01:04:29Stand aside!
01:04:30Get the gals to the line!
01:04:43Good luck to you, Daisy Mae!
01:04:46We're for ya!
01:04:48That gal ain't got a chance with me!
01:04:51Go get him, Wendy! We spur ya!
01:04:58Ready!
01:05:03All ready! Get on ya, Mark!
01:05:54Hey, Ernie, hey!
01:06:08Ow! Oh!
01:06:12Oh! Get there!
01:06:15Help!
01:06:25Oh, Mr. Sheriff!
01:06:31Yochum!
01:06:32What has you done with Earthquake and Goon?
01:06:35I ain't done nothin' with him!
01:06:38But look what he did with me!
01:06:43Which way did he go?
01:06:45He went another way.
01:06:47Al DeLarum!
01:06:48Hurry up!
01:06:54Come on, deputies!
01:06:56Leave the case!
01:06:58Forget the dynamite, men!
01:07:00And don't forget your badges!
01:07:01Keep safe on the course without them!
01:07:03Come on, Wendy!
01:07:05Come on, Wendy!
01:07:06Come on, Wendy!
01:07:07Please, Tom.
01:07:28Don't forget your badge!
01:07:30Will
01:07:31Oh, well, well, no!
01:07:33Sure!
01:07:36Help!
01:07:41There's one in there for you, Sally.
01:07:50You catch a polecat, far and squar.
01:07:59You miserable critter, you.
01:08:12No!
01:08:13Oh, oh, oh, hey!
01:08:17Out!
01:08:18Out.
01:08:19Ow, out.
01:08:47Look out!
01:08:51Who's the lander?
01:09:01Oh, yes.
01:09:05Let him have it, men.
01:09:45Come on, men. Follow me.
01:09:59Come on, men. Follow me.
01:10:34Come on, ma'am, I've got him!
01:10:35I've got him!
01:10:46I do declare. I reckon I'll have to catch my breath.
01:10:54What boy is your after?
01:10:57I was just a stranger around here. I'm looking them over.
01:11:02Well, mustn't take too long. A windy wildcat will catch Little Avenue's shore.
01:11:08What air so humorous?
01:11:11I just thought maybe he ain't worth catching.
01:11:14What do you mean he ain't worth catching? He's the finest boy in all these shore hills.
01:11:17And the best looking. Why all the gals is crazy down in Little Avenue!
01:11:24Oh!
01:11:35Hands off! I catched him first.
01:11:39Suppose you think you got yourself something.
01:11:41I sure has.
01:11:42Little Abner, dear, you was mine at life.
01:11:47Little Abner!
01:11:49Yeah!
01:11:49Little Abner!
01:11:52Every gal in town is after Little Abner, poor Abner.
01:11:58He's a superman that's swimmin'. He'll give any man a trimmin'.
01:12:03But when it comes to kissin' pretty women...
01:12:06Little Abner! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:12:09Daisy may pursue him. He always runs away.
01:12:13Daisy hollers, but you ought to see him go on Sadie Hawkins day.
01:12:19Little Abner, ooh-hoo, little Abner, ooh-hoo,
01:12:24he's the biggest catch in dog batch.
01:12:26Little Abner, little Abner, he's so handsome and so dashing
01:12:31that the gals can't stop their mashing.
01:12:34But what they whisper, what's your passion?
01:12:37Little Abner says, poor child.
01:12:43.
01:12:44.
01:12:49.