00:00What's the weirdest rumor you've heard about yourself, Sarah?
00:03Everyone thinks I'm gay.
00:04I'm straight.
00:06And everyone thinks I'm Nepo.
00:08I'm not.
00:09Hi, we're the cast of Saturday Night Live.
00:12And we're about to take the truth serum with the lore.
00:21These are beautiful.
00:22Oh.
00:23Oh, well.
00:25Oh, this is fun.
00:26You think I'm a good liar?
00:28Yeah.
00:28Damn.
00:28Crazy.
00:29You are not a good liar.
00:30It's bad.
00:31It's scary.
00:32And I've seen you lie.
00:33To who?
00:34Cheers.
00:36Oh, to the truth.
00:36To the truth.
00:37To the truth.
00:38To the truth.
00:38To the truth.
00:39To the truth.
00:39Huzzah.
00:42Which SNL cast member smells the best, Chloe?
00:45I think you do.
00:47We've gone to scent bar together.
00:49We have.
00:49Sarah loves patchouli.
00:51Sarah loves weird French scents.
00:53It is the Santa Maria Novella patchouli.
00:55Beautiful.
00:55The formula is discontinued so I don't even fucking try.
01:00Horrible.
01:00Sad.
01:00They reformulated it so it's less brown and sticky so it doesn't stain your shirt.
01:05I liked the one that was sticky that stained your shirt.
01:07You like stained your shirt.
01:09Smells like vinegar.
01:10What has been the most painful beauty treatment you've ever subjected yourself to?
01:14I would happily speak on this.
01:15Chloe, I'll sign it to you.
01:16I'm the one who gets work done here.
01:17Popcorn Chloe.
01:19Popcorn Chloe.
01:20The most painful?
01:22Most painful beauty treatment.
01:23Gosh, well I'm a big fan of fractional laser where you sort of-
01:27What is this?
01:27It's like a machine comes and pokes hot little holes in your skin.
01:31What does it do?
01:32It tightens your skin.
01:34It gets roots of sun damage.
01:36It helps build collagen.
01:38That really hurt.
01:39You're supposed to like numb a lot and I had it numbed a bunch.
01:43And I don't like Sculptra but it feels really weird because it's like a long needle.
01:47This is all the things I've done.
01:49It's like a long needle and it can like go here and here.
01:52And so it's like having like a cold needle go like all the way-
01:55It goes inside your cheek?
01:56Yeah, it's like a long one because they want to like spread it out.
01:59But the jury's out if it's good for you because it doesn't necessarily fully dissolve.
02:03So we'll see how I look in five years.
02:05So there's something in there now.
02:06Yeah, there's always something in there.
02:07What is that with you?
02:08Wow.
02:09Yeah.
02:09What is one secret about the makeup department that fans would be shocked by?
02:14I'm going to ask Sarah since you're with them a lot.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Um, I have a great answer actually.
02:19If we have to wear teeth in a sketch, you get a mold done of your teeth.
02:24Have you guys had to do this?
02:26No.
02:26For like fangs and stuff like that?
02:28No.
02:29I've worn a lot of different teeth and you keep having to get a mold made of your teeth
02:34every season because your teeth move so much.
02:37Oh, that's interesting.
02:38Oh, our teeth are moving?
02:40Every day.
02:40Every day.
02:42They fill a tray, a dental tray with alginate, which makes molds of your, uh, you use it
02:51to make like hand molds and whatever.
02:54And it's, um, it deteriorates very fast.
02:58And don't make a dildo or sex toy out of alginate because you will lose parts up inside.
03:02Oh, there goes mine in it.
03:04Oh, cheers.
03:06Cheers.
03:07Cheers.
03:11If you had to date a fellow cast member for one week, who would it be?
03:15I have to, I'll ask Ashley cause I got to answer.
03:18You're going to ask me?
03:19Yeah.
03:19Hmm.
03:20Well, Sarah just said she was straight.
03:22So that's off table.
03:24If I had to date someone, do I have to like kiss them?
03:26Yeah.
03:27Yes.
03:29I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:31Haven't you kissed somebody?
03:32What?
03:32Have you not kissed anyone?
03:34No.
03:34I can't.
03:34I don't know how.
03:35There's no one in the cast I'm dating.
03:37You and Andrew have a beautiful com-
03:40Oh, you do!
03:41Comistry, which is comedy chemistry.
03:44Put the clip here.
03:45You're amazing.
03:49All right.
03:51Dating?
03:52I'm going to choose Jane.
03:53That's cheating.
03:54I think James.
03:56Did you say James or Jane?
03:58Oh, great.
03:59Yes.
03:59If you'll have me.
04:00Sure.
04:01For one week, I'll try anything.
04:04Have you ever attempted to flirt with a host or musical guest?
04:07Who was it?
04:08Jane.
04:09What?
04:10Ooh.
04:11Ooh.
04:12A host or musical guest.
04:13When I got here, I was like, I'm going to be best friends with all the hosts.
04:16Everyone's going to be, but I feel like I haven't.
04:18I thought you had a cool thing with Geese and Hozier.
04:22Hozier.
04:22You look like a member of Geese.
04:24I think I just look like Geese, so everyone was like, you and Geese must be hanging out all the
04:28time.
04:29Right.
04:29What is your favorite host monologue that you've seen?
04:36Ashley.
04:37Host monologue that I've seen, my favorite one, oh my gosh.
04:39I thought Ryan's was really funny.
04:42Yeah.
04:42It was really funny.
04:43Everyone you've ever heard of lived out their lives.
04:48Every king.
04:51Every peasant.
04:52Every, I'm sorry, why are we on Harry Styles?
04:55It was really funny and I'm pretty sure it was his idea if I'm not mistaken.
05:00He came in with like a brilliant idea.
05:02Yeah.
05:02I just, I loved the humility of it.
05:05I thought it was really, really funny.
05:06Yeah.
05:07I thought it was really, really funny.
05:07All that two hours I did was for me to sit in Harry Styles' lap.
05:10Oh.
05:10Did you feel just his lap or a little more than his lap?
05:13I felt some jeans.
05:14Okay.
05:16And then afterwards I said, I apologize.
05:17I said, sorry that my big fat ass is so hot and sweaty.
05:20And he said, it's okay.
05:21He was kind of like, oh.
05:28What is the craziest makeup slash prosthetic slash wig you've had to wear on the show?
05:33And Ashley, I want to throw this to you.
05:35And because I'm, I'm looking for you to say something very specific.
05:39My, is it, is it my bald cap, my haircut?
05:42Well, you make it look classic.
05:47Thank you, Peter.
05:49I think that's the only thing I've done.
05:52Oh, but you know what?
05:53I take this back.
05:54It's the Grinch.
05:56Oh, that's right.
06:02That was crazy because it's just, it covers your nose and there were no nose holes for us to breathe.
06:12But then eventually they came and poked holes in the nose and like all this, like we all were like,
06:16and then just like little shots of.
06:18Snot water came out.
06:20Go around the room and name a favorite sketch or character from each cast member.
06:26Popcorn Jane.
06:27That's cute.
06:28That's sweet.
06:29Chloe, I love Superman.
06:30Glenn Vashamel.
06:32And you must be the world famous Superman.
06:35Glenn Vashamel, of course, a classic.
06:38Superman.
06:39Superman.
06:40Ashley, I love, honestly, I love the couple.
06:45I love the couple with Andrew.
06:46I think that's such a great.
06:48Oh my God.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Now respondin' couple.
06:52Now respondin'.
06:55And Sarah, I don't know if, I think this probably isn't your favorite, but I love the raccoon so much.
07:00I just love like how like, you're so like, just, no one can do that.
07:05Like, use the space in.
07:07God, Colin, what happened last night?
07:11Did we hook up?
07:13No, we didn't hook up.
07:14Oh, James.
07:15Sweet.
07:16Okay.
07:16Describe your SNL audition in detail.
07:19I feel like I haven't heard.
07:22Sarah, I feel like I haven't heard what your SNL audition was.
07:25I did, whatever, seven minutes of stand up or whatever.
07:30About your.
07:32Want for the C lips?
07:33And.
07:35Yeah, everyone goes like, tells you what you should do for your SNL audition.
07:38Don't listen.
07:40Afterwards, Tom, our costume designer, said that there were like stripes on the inside of
07:46my pant leg that like when I was gesturing to my sweaty crotch, like really outlined and
07:53emphasized my camel toe and it helped.
07:58That is so Tom.
07:59And that's why you already knew the truth of that.
08:01Your camel toe.
08:02When did you find out you got the job after?
08:04Yeah.
08:04You like audition and then they like, they get like people eliminated or whatever and they
08:10go home.
08:10So they were like, come back the next day for some interviews.
08:13And I like didn't pack enough clothes.
08:15So I was wearing these overalls that I made that said hell on my ass.
08:20So like, I was sitting down with Lauren like across the desk.
08:24And then he's, he was like, I don't know what I would do with you.
08:28And I'm like, okay.
08:29And I got up and turned around.
08:31My ass just says hell.
08:34And then on the train ride home, one of the producers was like, keep your phone around.
08:43And they called when I was eating spaghetti and meatballs with my parents and my grandma.
08:47Was your family freaking out?
08:49Crying soft.
08:49That's so sweet.
08:50That's crazy.
08:52I too.
08:52And then I was on hold for a year while we were in groundless together.
08:55Oh, that's right.
08:56And I told people I had a Marvel movie.
08:58Yeah.
09:00Wow.
09:00On hold for one year.
09:02Yeah.
09:02Who was your all time favorite SML cast member, Chloe Feynman?
09:05Ooh, gosh, that's hard.
09:08But I also felt like when we all got to hang with Amy Poehler.
09:11Oh, I loved her.
09:12That was really special.
09:13And I cried at her, which was really gross.
09:16Cause I was like, cause she like created UCB and I was like, shh.
09:19I was really tired and also getting my period.
09:20And I was like, I totally, I found all my friends because you like created this.
09:24And it's true.
09:25Cheers.
09:26Cheers.
09:28Cheers.
09:29Cheers.
09:29Cheers.
09:30To Lorne.
09:31To Lorne.
09:35Do an impression of a cast member until everyone can guess who you're impersonating.
09:40I love that.
09:41Let's have Sarah do it.
09:42Oh, um.
09:50Hey guys.
09:53This is a cast member on our cast.
09:56Who is this?
09:56Who is this?
09:57Andrew just me I know and love.
09:59Are you guys?
10:00Oh yeah.
10:01It's interesting when I was here.
10:02Like once you know.
10:03Is it Ben?
10:04Yes.
10:05Oh, hello darling.
10:08Can you do that one more time?
10:10Hey.
10:12I have to ask you this, but it's going to take like five hours.
10:17Walk us through every tattoo you have.
10:20I'll go fast.
10:21Okay.
10:21Big bloody eyeball on my arm that still has makeup cover up for the show.
10:26She's a flower.
10:27Wow.
10:27That's cute.
10:28That's my Sarah.
10:30Sarah's slime garbage pail kid.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Spider web across around my ankle.
10:36Oh my god Sarah.
10:37Lamb chop.
10:38Slayer carved with a razor blade with blood dripping.
10:42Ran and Stimpy eyes popping out.
10:45Brain with eyeball falling out.
10:47And a big goblin foot.
10:50Can I show you my butt?
10:53Oh yeah.
10:54I thought I used this.
10:54Is it T?
10:55There's T on one side and then a crazy like demon wings that I got with your boyfriend.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Oh.
11:02Yeah.
11:02Oh.
11:03We were in Austin last year and you were like, hey, I got to get this like 10 hour tattoo
11:07tomorrow.
11:08I got it.
11:09I got it.
11:10Show or tell us the last thing you looked up in your Google search, Ashley.
11:14Ryan Gosling monologue SNL.
11:16Aww.
11:17Oh my god.
11:17Can I tell you why?
11:19Yeah.
11:20I was telling my hairstylist over here how I wanted it textured.
11:25Aww.
11:26His hair is amazing.
11:26I pulled up Ryan Gosling because I loved the way he was texturing it.
11:32It was fun.
11:32I had a pixie.
11:33It was very nicely textured.
11:35I don't know what he does.
11:37But all week, right?
11:38Yeah.
11:38It's just crazy right here.
11:39Un-fucking-worthy.
11:41Cheers.
11:42Cheers.
11:43To sketch comedy.
11:44Girls, let's go out and get that blue drink.
11:46Bye.
11:47Bye.
11:52I think that annual, I really don't like Botox, but I do think getting it once a year,
11:58once every two years, just to like chill it out a little bit, but do it when you don't
12:01have to work.
12:02Like, I think the mistake a lot of actors, actresses and pop stars make is they don't
12:06allow enough downtime before their appearance and then the internet rips them to shred.
12:10So either just don't do it at all or do.
12:13Because it freezes your face.
12:14Yeah.
12:14And I just think you don't know how something like everything settles.
12:17Settles.
12:17I've learned this from every Housewives reunion.
12:20Yeah.
12:20They watch themselves on the season.
12:21Yes.
12:22Yes.
12:22And then they get the work done a day before the reunion.
12:24And they show up and it's crazy.
12:25Thanks.
12:25Yeah.
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