00:04Good morning, Elmore Helpdesk! How can I assist you?
00:07I've just been abandoned by my brand new fiance!
00:09I'm gonna need a sea tail so I can assist you!
00:11I know it sounds unlikely, but I never got his name!
00:14Sorry, caller, hold the line!
00:15Good morning, Elmore Helpdesk! How can I be of service?
00:18A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride!
00:20And what is it about her that's making you so nervous?
00:2287 teeth and a butt that's five foot wide!
00:25Sorry, caller, hold the line!
00:26Good morning, Elmore Helpdesk! How can I assist you?
00:28I'm gonna need a bit of help to get me standing straight!
00:30And do you have a wife, sir, or someone else who's missed you?
00:32I don't, but if you're offering, I'll pick you up at eight!
00:35Morning, Elmore Helpdesk! How can I assist you?
00:37I want to sue the lousy flying head who made me crash!
00:39There's no need to shout, sir! I really must assist you!
00:41I'm toxic for your weight, so I'm entitled to be brash!
00:43Yes! Helpdesk! What's used to be the crisis?
00:45An accident has left me very widely spread!
00:47They call me wait for help, sir! That's what my advice is!
00:49I would, but I'm afraid I have an itch upon my head!
00:51Sorry, caller, hold the line!
00:52Morning, ma'am! I'm back now! I found your lost fiance!
00:54Who are you calling, ma'am? This service is appalling!
00:56Sorry, sir, I'm trying! There's no need to be nasty!
00:58I'd have been back home by now if I'd have started crawling!
01:00Morning, Elmore Helpdesk!
01:01Stop that crazy gator!
01:02My kid, I am a clock and I'm eccentric, I'm not mad!
01:04Oh, boy. Can someone scratch me?
01:05I think I'll call back later!
01:06I'll have your job for this!
01:07Wait a sec, is that my dad?
01:08Okay, enough already!
01:10You get some manners and you get a life!
01:12You need some manners and you need a wife!
01:13You need a payoff! Now I need a day off!
01:15Yeah!
01:17Yeah!
