00:05Good morning, Mari's Help Desk. How can I assist you?
00:08A slicker wearing fisherman is talking me around.
00:10What is it about him that's causing such an issue?
00:12He cut my hair bent on the side and made it all come down.
00:15Thank you, call or hold the line. Good morning, Mari's Help Desk. How may it be of service?
00:19A psycho killer's at my house that gave me a scare.
00:21What is it about him that's making you so nervous?
00:23He's hovering through the door now and slashing in the air.
00:26Thank you, call or hold the line. No way!
00:27Good morning, Mari's Help Desk. Tell me what's your crisis.
00:30That guy's in my nightmares. He makes me have a cow.
00:32Is this another prank call? You don't know what nice is.
00:34It doesn't matter either way because I'm her boyfriend now.
00:36Good morning, Mari's Help Desk. How can I help you?
00:38I killed a filthy whore because she really had to pay.
00:40Good gracious me, sir. There's no need to be drastic.
00:42You know that it's not always a happy, happy day.
00:44Yes, Help Desk. What seems to be the problem?
00:47A weirdo in a mask is in my house and has a knife.
00:49I've got too many callers and there's no way to solve them.
00:51I think it's if the guest is going to try and take my life.
00:53Sorry, call or hold the line. Hey there, it's me and I think I found your psycho.
00:56Who are you calling psycho? I find the term offensive.
00:58Sorry, wrong extension. Please don't get angry.
01:00Don't you cut us off or we're gonna get aggressive.
01:02Hello, Mari's Help Desk.
01:03Stop that crazy psycho. What about me? Don't you think I should run for cover?
01:06You sickles! Are the cops here? I should have found a while ago.
01:08You'll be nice for this.
01:09Whatever you say, mother.
01:10Everybody shut up!
01:12You get a gun now and you get a knife.
01:14You turn yourself and you run for your life.
01:16You go get sedation and I need a vacation.
