00:00Why are we so mean to our mom? Why am I still mean to my mom?
00:05You guys, and you're like, I'm not mean to my mom, I love my mom.
00:09Okay, here's my impression of every single one of you getting a phone call from your mother.
00:14Okay, here it goes.
00:17Fuck.
00:21I have no shorter fuse with anyone in my life than I do my own mother.
00:26My mom could be like, I'm forwarding you an article.
00:30About the L.A. Art Deco movement.
00:34And I'm like, why would you do that?
00:39Meanwhile, dads get off scot-free.
00:41I remember my dad would call me on the phone and be like,
00:43Hey son, wanted to come to your baseball game today, but then didn't.
00:47And I'm like, that's okay, daddy.
00:50My mom's like, I like that jacket on you.
00:52I'm like, what about all my other jackets, mom?
00:56Here's the thing, moms.
00:57Here's what I will say.
00:58You got no game.
01:00Just like, play it a little cooler, you know?
01:03You ever call your mom and it's like, even before it rings, it's like, hello?
01:06And you're like, ugh, butt dial.
01:07Sorry, butt dial.
01:08Forget it.
01:08I gotta go.
01:10I gotta go.
01:12I'm abra chat.
01:13Bye.
01:15I don't know.
01:16I don't know.
01:18I don't know at all.
01:24Bye.
01:24Sous-titrage FR ?
