00:00hey hello gamers today let's take a look at a hilariously scuffed heist in gta 5 this absolute
00:15disaster class was mastermind by michael and franklin who have been plotting this genius play
00:22for a long time oh let's see what they actually pull off the main game kicks off with michael
00:28and franklin gathering a crew they recruit some cheap street level protesters basically hired
00:35trolls who will do anything for a quick buck by bribing them with the ultimate price i mean
00:41free sodas and greasy street side corn dogs nice with their elite squad assembled they pile into a
00:49stolen city garbage truck and head out to hit a luxury jewelry store to loot some serious gold
01:07but before the bridge franklin pulls off a solo infiltration wearing a city worker's janitor
01:14uniform he sneaks onto the roof of the building to pull off a very special highly confidential
01:20dirty deed what is it i'll tell you right after some time it's all right
01:29he heads across the roof straight towards the building's main ventilation shaft
01:34see the night before franklin had gorged himself on heavy lentils and questionable greasy leftover
01:41street food biryani this created a violent highly pressurized gas crisis in his stomach
01:49leveraging this as a weapon franklin had compressed and trapped his personal toxic flatulence into a
01:56cheap little tin can then he tosses his terrifying atomic fart bomb right into the ventilation shaft
02:03as the gas slowly leaks out
02:09the deadly vapor hits the showroom inside customers with weak lungs and heart conditions
02:15instantly suffer from sudden nausea severe indigestion and total gastrointestinal meltdown
02:25to survive the intensity of franklin's weaponized rotten egg biohazard body odor
02:31the heist crew dons n95 pandemic masks grabs literal plastic toy pistols and storms into the store
02:39to loot the place but how it possible
02:45but once inside they notice a massive scam all the jewelry is actually cheap counterfeit copper and fake
02:52cubic zirconia
02:57the store owners have been ripping off regular people for years at premium prices annoyed by the plot twist
03:04michael starts begging the fake jewelry anyway thinking it will at least satisfy his materialistic high
03:12maintenance wife and daughter
03:21franklin however is utterly heartbroken the return on investment on his cheap plastic junk didn't even
03:29cover the cost of biryani and lentils he spent to create the gas bomb
03:36frustrated the runner casually insult the bank's security guard next door knock him to the ground
03:42tell him to forget he saw anything and make a run for it you forget a thousand things every day
03:49pal
03:49make sure this is one of them i'll see you at the river cue the sirens the cops are on
03:55them instantly
03:56triggering an epic motorcycle chase where franklin channels his inner fast and furious and goes full turbo
04:03moon
04:17after riding for a bit they realize they have taken a wrong turn and driven straight into a split lane
04:24underground sewage tunnel which ironically looks exactly like butt canyon
04:33the overwhelming stench of the city's collective waste almost makes franklin throw up inside his helmet
04:40luckily one of the hired street thug crew members point out a sketchy narrow railway alley exit using this
04:47shortcut they can bypass all the main traffic signals and head straight back to their safe house in the suburbs
04:58but the moment they pop out of the sewer they drive straight into a police ambush the cops are busy
05:05chasing michael who is escaping in a massive commercial truck he stole from the industrial district
05:16to defend himself michael starts hurling giant sacks of bitter melons and raw vegetable seeds
05:23right at the police windshields
05:28since cops absolutely hate eating their healthy greens
05:31the bitter vegetables totally wrecked them literally they pop their clocks
05:39by blinding the law with flying produce and backing the gateway bikes right into the rear of the moving
05:44truck the crew completely bamboozles the police and vanishes into thin air
05:52back at the safe house a deeply depressed michael looks at his squad which now consists of franklin
06:00a sketchy hacker on a disabled mobility scooter a questionable catfish companion and a completely
06:07useless street troll it's the biggest piece of dog shit he sighs and tells the disappointed crew
06:14that they are done robbing petty retail stores from now on they are going straight for the big leagues
06:20hitting corrupt corporate banks
06:25still mourning the money he wasted on that biryani a frustrated franklin decides to drown his sorrows
06:31in a shady part of town he heads over to a neon lit gentleman's club he spends the evening watching
06:38athletic gravity defying women do fitness routines on long metal poles
06:48hanging out with sketchy cloud chasers and chugging down some highly burning cheap local liquor
06:59eventually all that liquid fuel needs an exit strategy
07:04so he stumbles off to find the restroom
07:10but in his drunken stupor he accidentally burges into a private vip backroom without knocking
07:18the club's massive bouncers immediately jump him to protect their clients
07:23long story short instead of franklin getting lucky the bouncers absolutely smash him
07:44so if you like the absolute train wreck of a gta 5 heist feel free to like comment and subscribe
07:50if you
07:51don't well brace franklin's explosive fart canister anyway that's all for today thanks for watching
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