00:07Do you love action-adventure games?
00:10Are you craving that sweet mixed flavor of Hitman and Uncharted?
00:14Well, you have stumbled into the right place, because this game is built exclusively for
00:19broke gamers like us, who wait for a certain unpaid method of acquisition a few days after
00:25launch.
00:26Today, we're breaking down one of my absolute favorite missions, directed straight through
00:31the lens of pure, unfiltered cinematic chaos.
00:34Let's dive in.
00:36Our story kicks off with Agent 007, Agent Wannabe.
00:42To track down a syndicate of sketchy baby powder smugglers, our hero attempts to grant theft
00:48Otto, a random citizen Satan.
00:50Luckily, his trusty sidekick, a chaotic gremlin of a girlfriend, hops into the passenger seat
00:57to offer moral support, and they peel out to tail the suspects.
01:20While tailing them to a shady hideout, the girlfriend hands our protagonist back his special black
01:26gadget that had somehow slipped out of his pants and fallen into the floorboards.
01:34She gives him a brisk.
01:39Agent Wannabe sneaks into the compound through the municipal sewage lines, where he catches
01:45a poor henchman squatting mid-dump.
01:49Naturally, the henchman's bathroom mojo is completely ruined by an intruder.
01:54Annoyed that his stomach isn't cleared yet, the thug pulls a gun.
02:00So what does our hero do?
02:01He shoves a live grenade right up the guy's exhaust port.
02:06Boom!
02:07Constipation cured permanently.
02:12Next up, our agent practices his target practice on the baby powder traffickers while
02:18systematically blowing up their kitchen propane tanks completely destroying their break room
02:23meal prep schedule.
02:29The game's cover and shoot mechanic and close quarters combat will genuinely give you serious
02:34uncharted vibes.
02:36It's buttery smooth.
02:43Even amidst a torrential downpower of bullets, our boy survives every hit like an invincible
02:49Hollywood action star.
02:51It's the biggest piece of dog shit.
02:53Look, he's the main character.
02:55He doesn't die of lead poisoning.
02:57Plus, I'm playing on easy mode.
02:59Suddenly, our hero spots the smugglers trying to make an getaway in a deeply inspired, duct-taped
03:06Boeing aircraft, borrowed from a budget airline.
03:10Agent Wannabe vows to extract his rightful commission from these criminals, I mean, hand
03:19them over to justice, naturally.
03:21Don't do it to me.
03:22I beg you.
03:37All right.
03:38What follows is an adrenaline-fueled firefight happening entirely on the fuselage of the
03:43moving plane.
03:51After showing off some ridiculous parker, Mr. Wannabe crawls right into the cargo hold,
03:57which he's crawling with henchmen like digital germs.
04:00Channeling his inner hitman, our hero uses pure stilt to sneak up behind them and violently bonk them on the
04:08head.
04:16Gun fights, awkward grappling and aggressive hugs are exchanged.
04:22But then a bizarre plot twist occurs.
04:24Agent Wannabe kicks open the plane lavatory door dragging out a terrified henchman suffering from severe irritable bowel syndrome who
04:34was desperately trying to use the toilet.
04:37Because the poor guy's bowel movement was brutally interrupted.
04:44He turns around and shoots our hero point blank.
04:47Left with zero options, our desperate agent pulls out a cheap knockoff watch he bought at a flea market, hurts
04:56it at the crumbling cabin and bends out of the plane's emergency exit.
05:01Believing he's a basically superman, our protagonist free falls through the atmosphere.
05:07Fun fact, Bollywood totally ripped off this exact sequence for the movie Dawn.
05:15Even though the movie came out first.
05:17But how?
05:18Time travel?
05:20Plagiarism?
05:21You decide.
05:22Theft is theft, Bollywood.
05:32Realizing he forgot his parachute.
05:34Our genius hero spots a random innocent henchman floating along in free fall below him.
05:44He torpedoes through the sky.
05:46Crash lands directly on top of the poor guy, rips down the henchman's boxers.
05:51Don't, don't, don't, don't.
05:56And stretches his waistband wide open.
06:00Miraculously the tighty whiteys deploy like a tactical parachute.
06:04Catching the wind currents and carrying our hero safely to a buttersmooth landing.
06:09Good job!
06:10Moral of the story today folks.
06:12Always wear a sturdy pair of drawers.
06:15They don't just protect your dignity.
06:18They save your life.
06:19so if you are a proud member of the underwear wearers club smash that like
06:24and subscribe button if you're going commando right well skip the buttons
06:29Godspeed and we'll see you in the next mission
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