00:06Oh my god, hey girls, so sorry I'm late. It just took me forever to get ready. I did not
00:11want to leave the apartment until I lunched perfect.
00:14It's just me, and it's just happy hour.
00:17Oh, my New Year's resolution is to be a better feminist, so I'm following this routine where I'm super strict
00:22about feminism six days a week.
00:24And then I get a cheat day.
00:26Like a diet?
00:27Exactly, slut bag.
00:28Oh my god.
00:30Oh, it's incredible. I can use whatever pejorative terms I want, and I don't feel deprived at all the rest
00:36of the week.
00:36It just seems like that would kind of go against your values.
00:40I can't even tell if you're happy right now.
00:43That's probably because of my resting bitch face.
00:47Why should women have to apologize for not smiling?
00:51Uh oh, who invited the feminazi?
00:54Um, okay, why don't we just get drinks?
00:57Great idea. I would love a cocktail.
01:04Let me get the girls out to get this guy's attention.
01:09Oh my god, I can see our entire bra!
01:13What can I get you ladies?
01:14Two Cosmos, please.
01:16You got it.
01:17On my cheat day, I can objectify myself.
01:21Enjoy that.
01:23That guy was so into me.
01:25Not that I'm surprised, since every other girl in here is a fugly wannabe Kardashian.
01:31Wow, you are really going for it.
01:35It's just one day a week.
01:37You have to try it.
01:38No I don't, you skanky basic slam peg.
01:42Oh my god, you're killing it!
01:44Oh my god, this is actually so fun.
01:47I know, so tell me about that new guy you're seeing.
01:51I totally offered him the key to my fantasy suite, if you know what I mean.
01:57You really shouldn't be so easy.
01:59You're never going to find a husband if men think you're a slut.
02:03But it's fine for guys to just do whatever they want.
02:06We can't expect men to control their urges.
02:09They're like little animals.
02:11That's so true.
02:13Men are so cute and funny.
02:15You know, I actually really gotta run.
02:18I'm super strict about the 24 hours of the cheat day.
02:21And it's only like 9 o'clock.
02:24Exactly.
02:25I only have 3 hours left to bomb this abortion clinic.
02:33I'm hungry.
02:33I'm hungry now.
