00:09so we can all agree what's going on with the police and black people right now is totally
00:14insane now despite my dark skin and chin hair I am actually a stupid white bitch and my one
00:19black friend told me that because I'm white I have all of these privileges and I get treated
00:24totally different by the cops then black people get treated but I don't know if that's true so
00:29we got to figure this out come on let's get arrested
01:13oh
01:17oh hey babe miss you too babe oh yeah oh my god oh you're so deep oh
01:30I want my pussy pop job pop my pussy
01:42fuck
01:47call me okay
01:50hi
01:51hi
01:51really Jess with the horn
01:54I'm excited to see you
01:55I'm excited to see you too
01:57I want to tell the world to know
01:58Jesus
02:08you want some?
02:10trying to be good
02:11take it
02:12I'm not hungry
02:13take it
02:14eat it
02:15I don't want it
02:16take it
02:16take it
02:16take it
02:16no I don't want it
02:18gross
02:18oh
02:19oh
02:19oh
02:19oh
02:19oh
02:20oh
02:21oh
02:21oh
02:22oh
02:23oh
02:23oh
02:23oh
02:24oh
02:24oh
02:24stupid
02:30thank you
02:32okay
02:33are you the only one that came to visit me?
02:37Wanna go? Before you overdose again.
02:41Too soon.
02:46Surprise!
02:50The fuck?
02:51Hey, come here.
02:53I am so proud.
02:54I am so proud.
02:56He just got out of rehab.
02:58Seriously, a piñata? We're not like four years old.
03:01Okay.
03:01Okay, babe, I'll be right there.
03:03Don't go too far.
03:04You've left me alone with Jessie long enough.
03:09Mom, what are you doing here, dude?
03:13Cole obviously needed me here.
03:15This is a very nice party that I planned.
03:18What is the matter with you?
03:21Mom, I'm three years old.
03:22I was just trying to do something nice for you.
03:25I did all of your laundry, and I folded it nice
03:28and put it on the bed for you to see it
03:30so you could thank me.
03:43Hi.
03:44Hi.
03:46Guess what you need?
03:48What?
03:48A shot.
03:50No.
03:50Free.
03:51It's a silver penny.
03:52Why punish yourself?
03:54Drink up.
03:55Why not?
03:56You're so bad for me.
03:57No, hi.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Whoa.
04:01Work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
04:03Hey.
04:05Baby.
04:08Are you having fun?
04:10Look, I'm feeling really triggered right now.
04:13Oh, baby, it's okay.
04:14I'm here, okay?
04:15I forgive you.
04:16Have you been drinking?
04:18He's a jolly good fellow.
04:20For he's a sober good golly.
04:23For he's a sober good golly.
04:25For he's a sober good golly.
04:28Which nobody can deny.
04:32Which nobody can deny.
04:33Which nobody can deny.
04:34Mom, enough.
04:35She's ovulating, everyone.
04:37Oh my god, fuck this.
04:39All right.
04:41Do you want some cake?
05:26Oh my god, dollar store sushi, kill me.
05:32I'm such an idiot.
05:35I think I have like actual food poisoning right now.
05:38you're still doing this no I have I have food poisoning I feel much better now
06:20though
06:21good morning sunshine baby i made you breakfast in bed because i'm an amazing girlfriend
06:34i miss how bad you smell i'm still sleeping no you know you want it i don't yes you do
06:40you want it you know you want me come on dude fuck just use a birthday present i got you
06:56sorry for trying to have sex with you i'm like the worst girlfriend in the world
07:00horrible person should be executed just my sobriety is the most important thing to me right now okay
07:10well you're the most important thing to me
07:14oh you don't get it i mean i do it's not like that hard to get
07:35oh my god don't move oh my god baby i love you
07:41so much i missed you oh my god i've been waiting for this oh oh yeah baby you feel so
07:49good
07:49oh oh my god oh my god i love you so much wait don't move
08:18i think we need some space
08:25oh wait wait okay you are obviously high right now we will get you back to detox we'll take a
08:30cold
08:30shower baby it's not your fault okay you're sick i haven't used in a fucking month what are you
08:35talking about i just don't want to have sex no you want to sex you just don't want to have
08:38sex with me
08:39well why can't you understand that i'm doing this for you too okay i want you to have great
08:43things i don't want great things i want you fucking prick you know what fine have fun with your new
08:52asian girlfriend the benefits from all the work i put into you sayonara name your dog after i never
08:58one time asked you to stay no you fucking begged me quit being so clean free-spirited amazing it's called
09:07feminism bitch
09:12come on what do you love this
09:21you need help me yeah you you're the fucking junkie dude yeah have fun with the syphilis
09:29you are the most classic codependent motherfucker i've ever met in my life the most
09:33loving thing that i could possibly do for you right now is to leave get that through your head
09:44fine yeah well i could have fucked your dad and rancher kookamongo but i didn't because i have ethics
09:52shut up but thank you
10:15um
10:24um
10:25Oh, oh, oh.
10:32Good.
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11:31I just reported Cole as a rapist on Facebook, so you're welcome.
11:37Whatever, I'm over that dude.
11:40Over it.
11:40Good.
11:41Honestly, because watching you get codependent with him was really hard for me.
11:46Sorry.
11:48Fuck this noise.
11:52Let's take Ambien and go to the observatory.
11:55Dude, I gotta make an appearance at this party.
11:57No, it's like networking, there's agents.
11:59I need your body.
12:00I need your body to highlight my personality.
12:03Excuse me.
12:04Excuse me.
12:07Excuse me.
12:09Oh, what's up?
12:11Killing it.
12:12Alright, drinks are good, drinks are flowing.
12:13Alright.
12:14Alright.
12:17Oh!
12:17Oh my god, hey.
12:18Um, do you wanna do a cleanse with me?
12:20Do you wanna like cleanse with me?
12:21Oh my god.
12:22Oh my god, I got an Adderall hookup.
12:24We don't even have to spend money on food.
12:25I'm so happy right now.
12:26Oh my god.
12:26I'm so happy.
12:27I just got like really happy.
12:28Shut up, listen.
12:29You have to always be this happy.
12:31There's no reason you're not this happy.
12:3224 fucking seven.
12:34Totally, totally, totally.
12:35I'm not even like that fucked up.
12:36No, I know.
12:37I know!
12:41I know!
12:42Come on!
12:42Come on!
