00:00Okay, walk of shame. Here we go.
00:08Wait, the subway is...
00:10Oh, that way.
00:13This isn't so bad at all.
00:14The walk of shame is such an antiquated concept.
00:17Casual sex is okay now. Feminist, even.
00:20Honestly, like, even if it was maybe a mistake
00:23to sleep with a 30-year-old intern who grows weed in his closet,
00:27mistakes are good. Mistakes are what you're supposed to be doing in your 20s.
00:31Be cool, be cool.
00:33They don't even have to know it's a walk of shame.
00:35Maybe they think this is just what I wear on Sunday mornings.
00:37Some people probably dress like this on the weekends.
00:40Fancy people going to business brunches.
00:43I just gotta own it.
00:44Morning!
00:45That was good. Low-key.
00:48Ow.
00:49These shoes are, like, reopening the blisters they gave me last night.
00:52I wish I could just take them off and walk barefoot,
00:55but I think that's how you get tetanus.
00:58Ugh, they look warm.
01:00Was it weird that he didn't ask me to get breakfast?
01:03It's not like I actually wanted to hang out with him all day.
01:05I mean, he grows weed in his closet.
01:08I just kind of wanted him to want to hang out with me all day.
01:11It's actually pretty nice to have a reason to be out and about this early.
01:15I feel so accomplished.
01:16Plus, I've already exercised to pick out morning sex.
01:20I am a proud, sexually liberated, active, young woman of the world.
01:27Oh, God. Someone I know.
01:29Shit. Shit. Shit. Oh, my God. Damn. Shit. Ah, shit.
01:32Shit.
01:32Shit.
01:33Shit.
01:34Shit.
01:34Shit.
01:34Shit.
