00:00Do your friends know what sex is?
00:02No. They do not know.
00:05Well, maybe some of my friends.
00:11Do you remember the moment you learned that sex was more than rolling around in bed naked?
00:16Was anyone else's first time awkward as hell?
00:19I'm always interested to know how and when people discovered what sex was and how it went down for them.
00:25So I'm asking my favorite couples all about the sacred loss of virginity.
00:29This is how to love.
00:30How old were you when you learned what sex was?
00:33Nine. I just know.
00:36You learned this year?
00:38Yeah.
00:38They didn't tell you until you were 12?
00:40No.
00:41That's awkward.
00:42That's wrong.
00:43That is wrong.
00:44In the back of the school bus, fourth grade, it was not good information.
00:49I thought it was.
00:51Like you could get pregnant by swallowing someone's fluids.
00:55Once they taught us in school, I was like, oh man, I told every girl I knew that they were
00:59going to get pregnant if they did that.
01:01I must have been like in fourth grade.
01:03I found a porn magazine somewhere.
01:05I don't remember exactly where I found it.
01:07And I would like hide it under my mattress and pull it out and look at it.
01:11Then I got so nervous that I would get caught that I just, one day I just threw it in
01:15the dumpster.
01:15I feel like I was in elementary school.
01:18So probably six, seven, eight.
01:21But I was at my grandparents' house for the summer.
01:24And my older cousin was there.
01:26And he had a nudie magazine which he hid behind the couch.
01:30And I opened that up and I was just, I was exposed to the world.
01:34What about you?
01:35Mine, funny enough, was actually.
01:37Was a nude magazine?
01:37It was a nude mag.
01:38It was a nude mag.
01:40Six, my babysitter told me.
01:43To which I was shocked.
01:45And I always thought that you just laid naked.
01:47I think every kid thinks you just get naked and lay in bed together.
01:50I thought it was like naked hugging.
01:51Yeah, same.
01:53I was mortified.
01:53I had a friend in third grade that told me that the man puts his, like, ding-a-ling inside
01:59the woman and the baby comes out of the butthole.
02:02What is sex?
02:04Ew!
02:06Oh my god, ew!
02:08I would say, like, the definition of love.
02:12How old were you when you lost your virginity?
02:15I was, my gosh, I think 18 or 19.
02:19I made my first boyfriend wait almost two years.
02:22He really loved me.
02:2517.
02:2618.
02:28You know, I lost my virginity to this one right here.
02:31Wow.
02:32Where did you think you did that, though?
02:33I mean, I feel like 18, you're kind of like a late bloomer, you know?
02:36How old were you the first time you had sex?
02:3926.
02:3925.
02:4126?
02:42Yes.
02:43The first time you had sex you were 26?
02:45Don't lie.
02:47Are you lying?
02:48Huh?
02:49How long into your relationship before you guys had sex for the first time?
02:54It was a month.
02:55We'd known each other for two months.
02:56We were dating, like, boyfriend-girlfriend for one month and then the next month we had sex for the first
03:01time.
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:03And then it was, and then you guys were, like, having sex all the time initially?
03:06Oh, it was, not just initially, for years.
03:10Our entire college experience, we had all the sex in every place you can imagine.
03:16Was it the first night?
03:17It was close.
03:18It was probably, like, the second or third night.
03:20No, first.
03:21No, no, because we went on a date.
03:22We went on a date.
03:23Then probably the second date.
03:25Definitely.
03:26The first time that you ever had sex was the night of your wedding.
03:29What was it like?
03:31Solo che, e te vergogni.
03:33Quando siamo andati per matrimonio, siamo andati a Napoli.
03:39Ho detto a lei, vada a prendere qualche cosa per bere.
03:42Ma lei, però, ha detto, mi raccomando, quando ritorni, dimmi chi sei.
03:48Quando ritornai nella stanza, ho bussato, e lei dice, chi sei?
03:53E gli disse, sono tuo marino.
03:56E gli ho detto, come si chiamava la mia madre?
04:00E ho detto il nome di mio padre.
04:03Allora mi ha aperto la porta.
04:05Durante la sera è successo quello che è successo.
04:09C'era pure paura che se apriva la porta e veniva qualcuno.
04:15Oh, I think, like, four days after we met,
04:17she wouldn't let me do it for, like, ever.
04:22It felt like forever.
04:23We just stayed up till 6am every night,
04:25kissing, making out on the streets of New York,
04:27and each time would end up at her front door, like.
04:30And I was like, now you gotta go.
04:33No, no, no.
04:33And I was like, how is this possible?
04:37Brooks kept sleeping over, and no action would ever happen.
04:41And so a month into it, I told him he couldn't sleep over
04:44unless I saw his penis.
04:46And so he had to, like.
04:49Yeah.
04:49Did one person want it more than the other?
04:52No.
04:53I don't think so, no.
04:54We were most just as, like, angry for each other.
04:57Hungry.
04:58Hungry.
04:59Oh, angel, hands down.
05:01I think I was.
05:02Really?
05:03Yeah.
05:03You were kinda holding back.
05:05Oh, well I did have a boyfriend.
05:06Did you have sex with Ray while you were dating your boyfriend?
05:08Yes.
05:10Ooh.
05:11Sorry.
05:15Give her the spoon.
05:17If you could describe the first time that you guys had sex,
05:20in a word, what would it be?
05:23I would say sweet.
05:24I would say the first time was passionate.
05:27It was very passionate.
05:29I would say raw.
05:30No!
05:31But not that.
05:31No, that's dirty.
05:33That's dirty.
05:34I'm a mom.
05:35What would be a better one?
05:36Get the thesaurus out.
05:40Animalistic.
05:41Yes.
05:42Yes, it's a good word.
05:44Good.
05:49Very good.
