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Oh yeah! You're on the couch and you're making out! This is great — so much better than that last make-out session you had.  Then, DUN DUN DUN — here come all the thoughts that happen when you're in that moment. How do I use my tongue? Where do I put my hands? Do I have beer? I like beer, but not IPAs.   Instead of enjoying yourself, you take this as the perfect opportunity to check in to all those untapped thoughts.  ABOUT RIOT RIOT is Refinery29's new comedy destination delivering fearlessly funny series. We cover taboo topics ranging from race to class, depression to anxiety, pop culture to social justice  — we're laughing with you!  RELATED CONTENT The Moment After The Walk Of Shame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUCGoVjKtQc&t=6s The Moment After Break Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thC-RC78DLs&t=0s The Moment After Making Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdLV97OQ38I  SUBSCRIBE to RIOT: http://bit.ly/1VabcsE

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00:12Oh my god, it's happening. It's happening. We're kissing.

00:21This is so great. And he's not slobbering all over me like the last guy.

00:27Woo-woo! All aboard the Smooch Train. Next stop, Makeoutville.

00:32This is an express train. We will not be making stops at Closed Mouth Kissing Junction.

00:39What?

00:41Nothing. I have a tickle in my throat.

00:47Oof. God, I hope he doesn't think I was laughing at him.

00:50His mouth kind of tastes like beer, which isn't really a bad thing, I guess.

00:54I do like beer. I mean, not like really heavy, bitter IPAs like,

00:58Yeah, stop, stop thinking about beer.

01:01If we have kids someday, I don't want to have to tell them that I was thinking about beer during

01:05our first kiss.

01:06Not that we're going to have kids necessarily, but if we did.

01:10Did he just moan?

01:11Wow, he's really into this.

01:13I wonder if I should be doing more with my tongue.

01:15But I never know what to do with it once it's like in their mouth.

01:18Do I just like leave it there?

01:20No, that can't be right.

01:23Wow. Bold move, going for the boobs after 30 seconds of kissing.

01:26God, I wish there were some kind of male equivalent to boobs.

01:29I mean, I want to touch something.

01:30Maybe his chest. Should I touch his chest?

01:32Maybe his thigh.

01:34No, man thigh. Man thigh is weird.

01:36Ugh, no, and if I go right for his crotch, that's like way too much.

01:41That's better.

01:42I mean, I do want to touch his penis eventually, but not out here.

01:47My roommates could come home.

01:48Maybe I should ask him to go into my room?

01:50No, but then he'll expect me to definitely touch his penis.

01:53I wonder if he's circumcised.

01:55Uncircumcised penises are kind of creepy.

01:57Like little banana slugs made of human skin.

02:02What are you thinking about?

02:04Um, just that I'm really happy we met.

02:10Whew, good save.

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