00:02So the store was hit about two hours ago.
00:04They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras.
00:10Sorry.
00:13Great work, team.
00:14Dismissed.
00:15You heard anything about the new captain?
00:17I just wish Captain McGinley never left.
00:19He was the best.
00:19I just liked him because he let you do anything you wanted.
00:22On your marks, get set.
00:24What the hell's going on around here?
00:26Fire extinguisher roller chair derby.
00:28Okay.
00:29Go!
00:32This new guy's going to be another robot.
00:35Meet Morp-zeep.
00:37Robot captain, engage.
00:39Is that what you think?
00:40Hey!
00:41New captain alert.
00:42Don't let me interrupt.
00:43I'd like you to finish.
00:46Meet Morp.
00:48Sarp.
00:49That's a terrible robot voice.
00:51Yep.
00:52The next time I see you, I'd like you to be wearing a necktie.
00:55The man is the real deal.
00:57Everyone, I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt.
01:00Speech!
01:02That was my speech.
01:03I love that guy.
01:04Same.
01:06This precinct is doing fine, but I want to make it the best one in Brooklyn.
01:09Where do we start?
01:11What is happening?
01:13We start with him.
01:15Canvas the neighborhood.
01:16And while you're out, you can buy yourself a tie.
01:17Oh, I'm wearing a tie right now.
01:19Check it out.
01:21Secret tie.
01:22I think you're kind of overdoing it with the manscaping.
01:26Sergeant, you were significantly...
01:28Fatter, sir.
01:29They called me Terry Titties.
01:30I never liked that nickname.
01:31Though, to be fair, it was accurate.
01:34Tell me about your detective squad.
01:35Rosa Diaz.
01:36Tough, smart, and really scary.
01:41Your shirt looks like vomit.
01:42Good call.
01:43Smart.
01:44Charles Boyle.
01:44He's not physically...
01:46Oh, man, my muffin.
01:47Gifted.
01:48Ah!
01:49Oh, my head.
01:51My muffin, my head.
01:52And I stepped on my muffin and my head and my muffin.
01:55Amy Santiago.
01:56She's always trying to prove she's tough.
01:59Careful, that stuff's pretty hot.
02:00Oh, is it?
02:06Jacob Corralta is my best detective.
02:08The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
02:12The perp came in through the window.
02:13Bang, bang.
02:14You know that turns me on, and that's unfair in the work environment.
02:18Police!
02:21Hello.
02:22Hello.
02:23Have you seen this man before?
02:24He was shot last night.
02:27Oh, thank you.
02:29No, sir, that's ours.
02:30And he kept it.
02:33What do Santiago and Peralta have writing on this bed of theirs?
02:36If Jake gets more rest, she has to go on a date with him.
02:40I'd bet on at least some over-the-clothes action, at the very least, some touching...
02:45Oh, that's an option.
02:46...aresses.
02:46I could see him showing up in a silk robe.
02:48That's an option.
02:51Fine work, detective.
02:52A testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.
02:56Let's pound it out.
03:00NYPD, everyone down!
03:02Ma'am, you could just get down?
03:03Or ignore me and continue shopping?
03:05It'll help!
03:06Yes, he did get away.
03:08But some bonus good news.
03:11I got you hazelnut.
03:14And a little spoon there for you.
03:25That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine.
03:26Catch bad guys and look good doing it.
03:33What's wrong with you?
03:34Never took off the Speedo.
03:35Big mistake.
03:36It is inside me.
