00:00Hello, good afternoon.
00:01Hello, my name's Tim. Are you the loan guy?
00:05I do do loan, but I think you're finding my mom or dad's phone. Do they know you're on it?
00:09No, my mum's in bed.
00:10Has she been drinking?
00:11Has my mum been drinking?
00:13Yeah, and at this time.
00:14Oh my god, you're good.
00:15Yeah, of course she has. She's always drinking.
00:18I see customers like that.
00:19So, I'm just wondering, do you loan money out?
00:23Are you too, you? Does your mum know you're drinking?
00:25May well I take it or not, because she's asleep.
00:26My mum, she's not getting any money, because we're on it.
00:31She's drinking it all. It sounds like she's drinking it.
00:33Yeah, I'm 396.
00:36Where do you get child benefits? I don't get nothing.
00:40But my mum, she's not getting any money.
00:42What job does she do?
00:44I stay at home, mum.
00:45You do need the loan then, don't you?
00:46Yeah, I definitely need some money. I've run out of fruit juice.
00:49Oh my, you do know I've had a lot of interest. Do you know what interest is?
00:53Yeah, I'm interested in my girlfriend, Chardonnay.
00:57Do you see what a loan is love?
00:58No, she's not a loaner.
01:00How many fruit shoots do you want?
01:01Oh, loads.
01:02If your mum's been in bed all day, it sounds to me like you need a lot of fruit shoots,
01:06don't you?
01:06Yeah, of course you do.
01:07These people who drink all night, these parents, and go to bed all day, they're the mad ones.
01:11She'll have your fruit shoots quicker than you can say it.
01:13A fruit shoot.
01:14And there you go, you've got no fruit shoots to go on.
01:16She better not have.
01:17I think your mum would shout at you when she knows you've ran me.
01:19I've been doing the sums and have figured out how much I want.
01:23Are you sat down?
01:24I'm sat down.
01:25Right, I need a grand total of £5 and then I'll be able to get all my fruit shoots.
01:32Easy.
01:33How many fruit shoots do that?
01:35I want to charge you back in that day £15 at £10 a week.
01:40Can you afford that?
01:41Shut your mouth.
01:42You don't want me to come and get your goldfish up here.
01:44Have you any pets?
01:45I've got a dog.
01:46Say bye to your dog if you'll pay me.
01:48Good luck trying to take him.
01:49He's bigger than my mum.
01:51I know.
01:51If you come round here and my Uncle Barry knows that you've been here.
01:55Whoa.
01:56Hello Uncle Barry.
01:58I want to check my phone book.
01:59I'm sure there's my Bible caller here.
02:01What's your name again?
02:02My name's Tim.
02:03Don't put my name in your little book.
02:05We've not agreed nothing.
02:06We agreed the minute you called me.
02:08We've not agreed nothing.
02:09There's no contracts.
02:10We've not signed nothing.
02:11I'll keep the distance because then you do a step in half an hour.
02:14And the fruit shoots are going to be there.
02:15I'm £5 worth.
02:17You can leave the fruit shoots but you're not getting no money off me.
02:20I'm sure someone's put you on the phone to be one of my mates.
02:23I got your number off my Uncle Barry's mate, Smackhead Steve.
02:28You can tell that Smackhead Steve.
02:30Never mind it.
02:30We'll read with it.
02:31He got your number from Google.
02:34Oh yeah.
02:34You look on Google.
02:35I'm bigger than your dog.
02:36Your dog's getting whacked if you don't pay me.
02:39The dog's getting whacked.
02:40Oh my God, you're brutal.
02:42You better not be knocking on me door.
02:45Blackcurrant, how are we doing?
02:45Shall we do a next?
02:46No, just Blackcurrant.
02:48I'm not a maniac.
02:49I'm sorry, we're doing a kind of special, Brutal Mike.
02:51But you might as well if you'll be grateful.
02:52Uncle Barry will have that one.
02:54I've read it on me number so you don't know who I am.
02:56So don't try ringing me.
02:58I'm going to read through the shoes of every door so I can pass it all day.
03:01That's still me.
03:02I'm finding people.
03:03You better not find me.
03:05So you take your through the shoes and you're going to entry.
03:07I'm going.
03:08You're scaring the life out of me.
03:10Bye-bye.
03:10Love you.
03:11Bye-bye.
03:13Love you.
03:14Bye-bye.
03:14You better not be outside.
03:17Scary.
03:17Bye-bye.
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