00:01Sleepaway camp, where all your problems melt away.
00:04Us camp people are just different.
00:06I miss you.
00:07I miss you too.
00:09We snuggle, we cry with pride.
00:11Have you ever been to camp?
00:13No, Max.
00:14They did not have Jewish summer camp in Korea.
00:16Well then the fuck do you know?
00:20There is nothing waiting for us back home.
00:24What if we never went home?
00:26You're talking dirty little man and I like it.
00:30When the course is clear, we execute our escape.
00:33The only staff left on site tomorrow will be Bob.
00:36You've been here for what, eight, nine summers?
00:39Twenty-six years.
00:40Do not fuck this up.
00:42He just eye fucked me through the binoculars!
00:44I'm a child, Bob!
00:50If we pull this off, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives at camp.
00:55We're over the pants hand jobs, we're literally invented.
00:58OTPHJs.
00:59So hoist up to John B. Spade.
01:01I don't want to know how this ends.
01:02We have a mansion.
01:03We win.
01:04You lose.
01:05Come for the captain of Sean.
01:07Let me go home.
01:08You're never gonna find us, Bob.
01:10Let me go home.
01:10Let me go home.
01:11Take it again out, Ronald, Bobby.
01:12Take it again.
01:14Let me go home.
01:16Let me go home.
01:22Let me go home.
01:23Let me go home.
01:23Let me go home.
01:23Let me go home.
01:26Let me go home.
01:27Whatever you're running away from, this thing you ain't gonna fix it.
01:30We are not turning back.
01:34Let me go home.
01:36That's where I ever been on.
01:39I bet in another life we could've been friends.
01:42And in another life, maybe my parents would like each other.
01:45And I would have a four inch dick.
01:47I wanna go home.
01:49I wanna go home.
01:50More second base.
01:51First base, kissing with tongue.
01:53Second base, tits out, no bulge.
01:55Third base, you lick her butthole, and then you have dinner with her parents.
01:59Did you do that?
01:59I wanna go home.