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Figgy reacts to HPD officers hopping into an Uber to chase down a suspect, a graffiti artist covering Detroit with Beavis paintings, and more wild stories.

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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers the official
00:16personal injury law firm of the houston texans on 95.7 the fan yes it is the mixtape presented
00:23by sheriff injury lawyers on in the loop 95.7 the fan hurt in the accident don't face the
00:29insurance companies alone put the sheriff team in your corner visit call the sheriff.com
00:34today happy thursday to everyone out there so just imagine you doing your normal job
00:43you're minding your business and all of a sudden some cops come out and say hey we got to catch
00:48this guy like come on hit hit it let's go including me yeah yeah this actually thank you this actually
00:55happened to a uber driver here in houston nah i don't work here he was just he was just minding
01:00this business and all of a sudden they got in the car and they say hey hit it go i
01:05don't even
01:05get in the way like in the movies man yeah when they come in the car it was exactly like
01:11a movie
01:11man absolutely not i don't even i don't even use self-checkout if i don't have to because i don't
01:16work here what you gonna do with two cops get in the back of your car be like no catch
01:21that person
01:21right now i don't work here i'd give him the keys and i'd open the door and walk out
01:26knowing what i know about reggie he will be okay i don't work here bro you're gonna listen to the
01:34cops i don't work here man well this happened to a young man here in houston here's nbc news
01:39with the story this was the moment unsuspecting uber driver anthony baines was suddenly called to
01:46duty baines was sitting at a stop sign earlier this month his dash cam rolling as a shirtless
01:53man raced by with two houston police officers in hot pursuit one officer breaking from the chase
02:00heading in his direction hey give me right over there please jumping into the uber and telling
02:07baines to hit the gas go go go go at one point stopping to pick up another officer
02:15what was going through your mind uh honestly once again it felt like a action movie so i literally
02:21visualized me being that driver in that moment and just kind of was running on the drilling
02:28the impromptu police uber lasted several minutes baines says
02:34houston police tell our affiliate kprc officers were trying to detain a man accused of threatening
02:40to shoot a woman and her children and that the suspect ultimately got away they declined to say
02:46if the officer's actions violate department policy absolutely i mean once again um three people in a
02:54car two people signed up to be put in these very situations and are getting paid to be in those
03:01situations dangerous situations dangerous situations still baines says he's hoping for five stars for the
03:07ride well he's getting a good review he better get a good review and a rate
03:13why are we worried about the review right now
03:17i actually was thinking about that too figgy i wonder and and what is he going to review them
03:22do their uber rating they were rude to me they were yelling at me telling me i was going too
03:28slow
03:28mm-hmm um on a very serious note i think those officers are going to get a lot of trouble
03:33yeah yeah i was thinking the same thing because that could end it very bad just don't even do it
03:39man yeah yeah it's funny because just watching the video it looked like the officers was so out of
03:45breath yep it sure does they could barely talk they were just like
03:50go go it's like reggie coming back in from a break yeah
03:55i feel real disrespected i just saw the original video the funniest part by far he got a nice car
04:03what this is by far the funniest part the dude running by the car like he's picking them up and
04:09putting them down oh yeah but he's moving no sure no wonder they're catching him that dude is moving
04:14he's barefoot with no shirt and he's going oh when you barefoot you are speedy gonzalez that's good
04:20for him too right like i can't stop watching barefoot with no shirt so new york and then the
04:25officer a couple seconds
04:28the new york times does indeed have the video and there's also dash cam video of the uber driver
04:33and when uh the officers gets into his front seat and she's like go go you can see his face
04:39like
04:40mouth agape like wait wait what for real and then he kind of kicks in the gear and yeah man
04:46i think
04:47that me and him live differently because he was like yeah i felt like that action movie where people
04:51get in the car and i was like wait you wanted to be that i was never watching the guy
04:55who had his car
04:56commandeered like yeah i hope to be that i was like man that poor sucker because he yeah if you
05:02get into
05:02an accident or whatever like now you got to deal with this fallout and only god knows that they help
05:07you out about it yeah all of this stuff we bringing up man to me i would be shocked if
05:11they don't get in
05:12trouble with well look at you always have to kind of in your mind what if what if the guy
05:16turned around and shot at the car yeah you know they put him directly in harm's way right in harm's
05:23way just driving in a non-police car just beating i'm sure i'm sure they wasn't stopping at no stop
05:30signs and red lights yeah yeah like that could have been a that could have been dangerous all right so
05:35from the 281 tell me if you think that this is uh this is a verifiable source from the third
05:40from the
05:40281 30 years on the force they definitely violated hey they look like they violated as soon as they
05:49got in the car they were so out of breath yes i'm like man yeah maybe they i don't know
05:55if they got
05:56certain type of cops that just kind of just you know go around giving people tickets and they just
06:00ran into a real crime right that time where they like oh oh this is not their domain yeah they're
06:07not
06:07used to this yeah you know like in the movies where you got that security you know security cop
06:12yeah and they finally get into some drama now they got to be for real and actually do their job
06:18yeah
06:19and and you know obviously there was a couple of other officers that were you know chasing this
06:24gentleman man he was flying man but he was he was flying oh and i'm i just now saw because
06:29i've been
06:29jumping around i just now saw the officer run moving because i was not running was not running yeah but
06:35there were others that were chasing him but the two that got him in the vehicle i don't know if
06:40i'd
06:40ever i mean i i would beat him in a foot race yeah if that guy wasn't i guess such
06:47a criminal doing
06:48because he was he was doing some bad things i would see if he could play receiver man some some
06:52really
06:53bad things to be fair yeah but that look he definitely won that combine yes he did because
06:59oh boy i i do not like the uh the grades that are coming in on these officers after seeing
07:05the
07:0540 yeah yeah really dropping really dropping on teams boards right now that's how i gotta put that
07:10yeah it's a mistake presented by sheriff injury lawyers on in the loop so uh here's a story about
07:17the stupid criminal we had just a regular criminal i guess and this one's about the stupid criminal a
07:23graffiti artist out of detroit who loved beavis and butthead apparently and what did he decide to do
07:30decided to paint the whole town uh beavis just put beavis heads like he put them yeah okay all over
07:37the place and here is here is i want to say this is fox 2 in detroit with the story
07:45but i think the
07:45police got the last laugh on this one it's detroit police having the last laugh in this episode it did
07:51backfire uh-oh an ode to beavis by the thousands all over the city of detroit and beyond on buildings
07:57on
07:58construction material even at the supermarket there was multiple situations where we had to have
08:03people from the city go out and clean this area you can still spot them around eight mile and i
08:08-75
08:08there's a cost associated with us having to go out and clean up each time this character is painted
08:13on structures around the same time the city had to clean up this mess this spring the alleged graffiti
08:19artist brian heron who calls himself beavis spelled b-v-i-s outed himself in a local magazine
08:25in it he boasted he'll do up to 20 beavis heads a night calling it almost a compulsion adding it
08:31was his favorite cartoon i would say so although most of us love cartoons as kids we can't go around
08:37painting uh our favorite cartoon characters in multiple locations all over the region detroit
08:43police organized crime didn't appreciate the taunting our investigators can handle and track
08:49down anyone and they did a search warrant served at his hazel park home last week and arrest now six
08:55felonies for heron he's facing six counts of malicious destruction of property for your felonies
09:01if he's convicted this fool did a interview with a local magazine and he talked about this he outed
09:09himself yes and now he can do up to 24 years yes criminals are dumb dumb yeah yeah so remember
09:22and this is
09:23pretty much related to it remember yesterday we had the giggling uh well yeah yeah that couldn't even
09:29give us the doggone weather yeah well we got i guess this may it might be contagious because here's
09:35another fox affiliate right here trying to talk about this story and for some reason he just loses
09:42gets caught up on some news now a suspected vandal facing charges after allegedly leaving beavis and
09:48butthead graffiti all over detroit my goodness
09:53i'm sorry i'm sorry i was not i'm sorry
10:02golly man now mind you the b-roll is still good he should be talking uh spelled b-b-i
10:11-s i'm so sorry
10:16police say he left his mark on buildings and fences even inside a supermarket heron actually
10:25this is it's not that funny yeah it's not that funny something's got to be happening
10:32it's it's contagious man was was he trying to go viral i don't think it's that like that yeah i
10:38can't
10:39imagine that that's the way he went about it yeah and mind you mind you i i didn't play the
10:43whole thing but it was a little part where the officer was was talking and he was laughing all
10:48over that man he did an awful job man good gracious he probably need a day off after that
10:54he might have gotten i ain't saying uh he should get fired or anything but come on man he might
11:00have gotten one question does it do you know if this was like their morning news like was he was
11:04he a little sleep deprived i'm i don't know what what what gave him the giggles to that degree
11:08because i mean yes he was drawing beavis but it's i don't i don't know maybe i just don't have
11:13the
11:13same sense of humor i didn't i didn't find the thing that would make me laugh all he said was
11:16beavis and butthead and then he and then he got and he lost it yeah yeah i guess he wasn't
11:21expecting
11:22this story or something like that i have no idea but you might want to read the script before you
11:27go
11:27on air that's what i would thought if you try and do that you might get in an argument with
11:31the ep well
11:32that too we heard that one apparently the news apparently the news is a lot more difficult
11:38than we've given it credit for i know jeez louise jeez louise all right it's the mixtape in the loop
11:48on 95.7 the fan presented by sheriff injury lawyers have you guys ever been into an adam and eve
11:54store
11:55i've seen them i've never been inside uh that's the the little yeah yeah i think it's the adult
12:01stores yeah adult stores yeah for adult wrestling pretty much so how how would you feel if they
12:08opened up one right in your neighborhood like just wherever you said you have no problem with it
12:13where's the neighborhood again up there okay in one of the wards yeah so uh it's been an issue going
12:21on with adam and eve and fort ben county as adam and eve are suing fort ben county over being
12:27forced
12:28to register as a sex uh sexual um i guess oriented business yeah and i guess yeah so um i
12:36actually
12:36don't have a problem with that either yeah here's abc 13 with this story and people in the neighborhood
12:42not too fine that this store being open in their neighborhood as you might imagine having an adam and
12:47eve store close to neighborhoods and apartments comes with a lot of thoughts well and
12:50i saw the store come in um or i saw the store was being set up i was a little
12:54surprised just because
12:55um you know we're outside of like a little bit of a neighborhood in a lawsuit filed last month the
13:00store says the county initially told them they could open we did see a certificate of compliance from the
13:04county at the store dated from late april honestly i don't feel any type of way about it being here
13:10it doesn't bother me i know there's a lot of families so it might be upsetting them more than it
13:14upsets people like me in fort ben county's guidelines for being a sexually oriented business
13:19a business is categorized as an adult bookstore if its primary purpose is the sale of instruments
13:24devices or paraphernalia used for specific sexual activities but the lawsuit against the county says
13:30this adam and eve is part of a new concept that emphasizes lingerie and that devices are not the
13:35store's primary inventory i talked to county attorney bridget smith lawson on monday she told me she passed
13:41my number along to the chief of her office's regulatory division now days and multiple reach
13:46outs later i still haven't heard back i'll give me your number operating as the litigation plays out
13:52so there's several things here um first of all like what does it matter you if you say you're
13:57going to sell more lingerie it is it is we know that it what it sells and what its purpose
14:02is no we
14:03don't sell that type of stuff we just said we focus on lingerie but on the other hand like okay
14:08maybe
14:08it's not what you want to see every day driving home but i mean you don't have to go there
14:13you
14:13don't have to you know it's not like there there are a lot of other things that can maybe
14:19contaminate uh your your children's minds you know that are out there the only thing i thought is
14:25there are some of these stores that tend to be relatively discreet in their storefront nature
14:29and there's some of them that are not well they put mannequins up yeah that's the question i was
14:34asking uh from that perspective uh but honestly they it seems like there's a harsh they're trying
14:40to get around a relatively harsher i guess right if it was a lingerie store rather than a i guess
14:47adult entertainment store right and i kind of don't get that because it feels like that is more if i
14:54go
14:54inside i would have imagined that maybe for ben county would be more concerned about the outward
15:01facing appearance yes for like oh man think of the children who might walk back and see it yeah
15:06if the children are going inside and reading the material that's a whole different thing that you're
15:10talking about right i totally agree i think that that would be the issue and and look everybody in
15:15that neighborhood is quite familiar i'm sure if they haven't gone themselves uh they're quite familiar
15:20with what it is you don't have to go you don't have to go and if you do go it'd
15:23be not be as long
15:24it's fun it's funny i never even thought about that story in that way because i i see it all
15:30the
15:30time and i'm just like well you know it is what it is type of deal i guess i ain't
15:34think about people
15:35that have families and all that stuff yeah like i just i don't know i i think it was that
15:40much of a
15:41issue if it popped up in your neighborhood like that i can't speak for other people right i want to
15:47be very clear about that i've spent many a time driving by adult stores and not even realized they
15:53was there until like oh snap that's what that is i hadn't even considered it yeah i am surprised at
15:58how much uh outrage or how much kind of and i don't know what what degree of outrage there actually
16:02exists because sometimes that can be drummed up in a way that we are not actually uh you know that
16:07doesn't actually reflect what's happened on the ground right but i just have never fully understood
16:11oh my goodness there's a store over there that's selling those types of things i'm like i and
16:15sometimes they just fade right into the background and that'll be they kind of be i don't want to say
16:20pg
16:20with it i just seen stores that said x x x oh yeah oh yeah adult video like kind of
16:28graphic a
16:28little bit and there's a lot of of i'm sure uh in that neighborhood there's a lot of oh i'm
16:34appalled
16:34you ain't appalled you've been in there i mean you know there's a lot of fake like uh you know
16:40oh
16:40how dare they put that believe they do yeah think about the children hold on john lopez is like you've
16:45been in there yeah has every are you saying it like everybody's been in there no no no no i'm
16:49saying
16:49a lot of the people who are complaining oh i thought you were coming from the perspective of
16:52oh yeah everybody goes no no no no what i'm saying is that that fake you know whatever fake outrage
16:59over that like you haven't been in there you should try it go in there look around just window shop
17:04i'm glad someone did text this in because this is the only concern i would have that this this
17:09adult store is called adam and eve how many times you think someone went in there thinking that oh
17:14look at the god about new bible store in town let's go see oh no zero okay where are the
17:20bibles
17:20zero no i have a feeling that they're not getting that far to ask where the bibles are before they
17:25realize that they made a mistake right by the i'm not gonna say all right all right there you go
17:29that's another edition time to break very much so the mixtape here in loop on 95 7 the fan uh
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