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- 5 weeks ago
Three intergalactic beauties beam down off the California coast and have close encounters with three local beach boys.
Starring Joe Estevez, Joey Travolta, Don Swayze, Burt Ward, Jackie Stallone
& Linnea Quigley
Starring Joe Estevez, Joey Travolta, Don Swayze, Burt Ward, Jackie Stallone
& Linnea Quigley
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00:00:00Xena1
00:00:22Gorg, do you really think we should have left Xena alone?
00:00:26What if she gets into some trouble?
00:00:28Don't worry, Yana. The little girl will be fine. Besides, what kind of trouble could she possibly get into?
00:00:33I trust her explicitly. Now more than ever since she dumped that gigazoid gonad.
00:00:39Yeah, you're right. But I still can't help worrying. You know the old saying that's a mother's prerogative.
00:00:45How could I forget?
00:00:47I just think, Yana, my little nebula of love. We got three whole days without having to listen to teenage
00:00:55gossip on the teletransmitter.
00:00:57I'm not having to wait in line to use the Fiesel Matter Neutralizer.
00:01:00And, oh, I want to stop off this Waystation 36DD to get some of these special fuel additive for the
00:01:05T-Bird ship.
00:01:06You know, when you've got a beauty like my T-Bird ship, you want it to run with maximum performance.
00:01:10Hell, you never even drive it.
00:01:11Yana, you know that's not true. Just yesterday I took it for a spin and used nearly a full tank
00:01:15of fuel. That's why I need the additive.
00:01:17You think more about that ship than you think about me.
00:01:19It's just that I've spent so much time restoring the ship, I want it to run right. My little ring
00:01:23of Saturn.
00:01:24That doesn't. This is the last time I'll ever marry a man 30 years younger than I am.
00:01:39Big fishAM is the last time I want to cut off to aonic boat and its enemy's home.
00:01:40How about a wind supply, your-bree?
00:01:50When you're trying to get to the�ons are full.
00:01:51I'm not talking about the Hallo Piers.
00:01:51Oh and I'm a little bit better.
00:01:52Oh, you never really look.
00:01:54You never get the ship.
00:01:55I'm a little bit better.
00:01:56And you never get the ship.
00:01:59I'll never get the ship.
00:01:59I think that's the ship for most of us.
00:02:59He's a great Geekazoid, and he probably has a small cranial capacity.
00:03:04Cheer up. Boys are like from another planet anyways. Who understands them?
00:03:08Yeah, can't live with them, can't disintegrate them with the Gamma Death Ray.
00:03:12Yeah, I know.
00:03:13I guess I just need to forget about them. I need to meet someone new.
00:03:17Well, I'm bored. Let's do something.
00:03:20Like, go to Astro Burger?
00:03:22Boring.
00:03:24What about Alpha Nature Golf?
00:03:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:03:28Hey, we could cruise Delta Alpha 43 solar system.
00:03:30Isn't that where planet Beta 45 is?
00:03:32No way, guys. That's off limits to everybody.
00:03:35You know what would happen if we got caught there?
00:03:36We'd be in big trouble.
00:03:38Are there boys there?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:42Besides, we don't even have a ship to cruise in.
00:03:47No, you can't be serious.
00:03:49Your parental units are away for three whole days.
00:03:51Absolutely not.
00:03:52They'll never know if you use their ship.
00:03:55They're parents.
00:03:56They're telepathic about these things.
00:04:00Wow.
00:04:01Hey, keep out of there.
00:04:03This is a rare vintage model.
00:04:05Wow, a T-bird ship.
00:04:07With a black hole-composed matter-class drive.
00:04:11Delta-enrich fuel carbs.
00:04:13Four on the floor.
00:04:14And the greatest stereo of this side of Arctic.
00:04:17Xena, does your dad take you for rides in this?
00:04:19He never takes us anywhere.
00:04:21We'd have every guy in the galaxy checking us out.
00:04:24Yeah, to check out the ship.
00:04:26Can we take a ride?
00:04:27No.
00:04:28Oh, come on, please.
00:04:29Nothing's going to happen.
00:04:30I promise.
00:04:31I don't even have the magnetic starter strip.
00:04:41Okay, just to Beta 45 and straight back.
00:04:49Five, four, three, two, one.
00:04:53It's it!
00:04:54Ah!
00:04:55Ah!
00:04:55Ah!
00:04:59You worry too much.
00:05:01So what do you think these Baytonian boys look like?
00:05:04If they're already there.
00:05:06What I want them to look like is lots of muscles, piercing eyes,
00:05:10hair-less, cheekbones, and a big cranial capacity.
00:05:18What about you, Linda?
00:05:20He's got to be smart.
00:05:22A scientist.
00:05:24Concerned with the environment.
00:05:26He's got to be handsome.
00:05:28Trim.
00:05:29And have a...
00:05:31A big cranial capacity.
00:05:36He's got to speak many different languages.
00:05:44He definitely has to be well-traveled.
00:05:47And most important, he's got to be very down-to-vast-wes in nature.
00:05:52And his cranial capacity?
00:05:54Is that all you ever think about?
00:05:57Well, yeah, most of the time.
00:06:00How far away do you think we are?
00:06:04About five light-years, I think.
00:06:05That's all?
00:06:06It's practically right around the corner.
00:06:11Oh, no.
00:06:13I think my dad forgot to pull up the auxiliary floor tanks.
00:06:15You didn't check?
00:06:18And here's Beta-45.
00:06:20This is not a good place to have.
00:06:22Right.
00:06:23Lock your windows.
00:06:24You never know if we'll come crawling around.
00:06:39Dave, I'm really glad you let me come out with you, man.
00:06:42You're my best buddy.
00:06:44Who else would I come with?
00:06:45Wow, California.
00:06:46I can't believe we're almost there.
00:06:48Yes.
00:06:49Now, you're sure it's okay to stay with your uncle?
00:06:51Uncle Bud is the coolest.
00:06:53I hope I run to that big cojones guy.
00:06:55He's a hero to me.
00:06:58He's a man amongst men.
00:06:59A legend.
00:07:00His legacy has guided me on my journey into manhood.
00:07:03Look, Jerry, you're 18 years old.
00:07:06You barely know what life is about.
00:07:07And you made this crazy decision about your life based on some mythical guy.
00:07:12A guy can dream, can't he?
00:07:15Oh, no, what's going on?
00:07:16What's happening?
00:07:20It's a gravitational field.
00:07:22Oh, my God.
00:07:23What's going on, guys?
00:07:23Hold on, guys.
00:07:32Did you see that?
00:07:35What, the light?
00:07:37Probably a plane or something, man.
00:07:39It's not a plane.
00:07:40Dave, no.
00:07:41Do not start with that UFO stuff again, man.
00:07:43It's too kooky.
00:07:44That was a UFO.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47I'd like to be abducted by alien space babes and have close encounters of the 69th time.
00:07:54I've got a total preoccupation with sex.
00:08:12I'm taking you back.
00:08:14Hey, I offered a drive, Dave, man.
00:08:17Thanks.
00:08:18Let me get here one piece.
00:08:36Let's go check out the beach.
00:08:38Come on.
00:08:39Yeah.
00:09:00Let's go check out the beach.
00:09:05Come on.
00:09:08Hey, Davey!
00:09:11All right, you finally made it, huh?
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Hey, this is Jerry.
00:09:16Hey.
00:09:17Mr. Ulrich, how you doing?
00:09:18Hey.
00:09:18Don't call me Mr. Ulrich.
00:09:19And don't call me late for lunch.
00:09:23Uncle Bud.
00:09:24Uncle Bud.
00:09:25Oh, wow.
00:09:28You surf?
00:09:29Oh, yeah.
00:09:30Oh, yeah.
00:09:31I still get out now again.
00:09:32But, uh, but now I'm more into cosmic surfing.
00:09:37Well, you know, meditating.
00:09:40Jogging on the beach.
00:09:42Living a healthy life.
00:09:43Eating good food.
00:09:46Chasing a girl every now and then.
00:09:48You see, the trick is positive thinking.
00:09:53Positive thinking.
00:09:54You just don't worry about anything.
00:09:57I mean, it's not worth it.
00:09:59Worry about going to college.
00:10:01About college.
00:10:03About jobs.
00:10:04About making the car payment.
00:10:06I mean, people don't realize how happy they can be with so little.
00:10:11I mean, they're into, they're into big houses and big cars and expensive wardrobe.
00:10:19It doesn't mean anything.
00:10:22You're funny.
00:10:24It's pretty cool for being your uncle.
00:10:26Hey, thanks.
00:10:28Uh, you fellas hungry?
00:10:31Yeah, we're starved.
00:10:33Well, all right.
00:10:33Come on.
00:10:34Come on in.
00:10:36Come on.
00:10:51Come on.
00:10:53Come on.
00:10:56Come on.
00:11:04My dad is not listening to you.
00:11:05Girls, girls.
00:11:06Let's not argue about this.
00:11:08Let's just figure a way out of here.
00:11:09All right.
00:11:11Communicator.
00:11:14Great.
00:11:15Communicator's out.
00:11:17Let's check out beta 45.
00:11:19I mean, we're here.
00:11:20The air is supposed to be safe, but let's check to be served.
00:11:23Oxygen, nitrogen, some hydrocarbons, sulfur.
00:11:28It's a little polluted, but we can breathe.
00:11:30Come on.
00:11:31Let's go.
00:11:42I made this lifestyle choice a long time ago.
00:11:45Used to be I felt terrible.
00:11:47I'd do that, I'd do that red meat, do dairy products.
00:11:51I'd surf in nasty beaches.
00:11:53Now, I have changed my life.
00:11:57Probably live to be a hundred.
00:12:04Got another eviction notice for you, bud.
00:12:07Oh, Hassler.
00:12:09I'll just put it in a circular bin with the rest of them, will you?
00:12:13Who are these two?
00:12:15This is my nephew, David, and this is his friend, Jerry.
00:12:19This is fantastic.
00:12:22Welcome to California.
00:12:28That's nothing to worry about, right?
00:12:31Exactly.
00:12:33Look, why don't you fellows go down to the beach down there, will you?
00:12:35See, I got a little business I can take care of.
00:12:39Is there anything we can do to help?
00:12:41Yes, there is.
00:12:44You can go down to that water, you can enjoy yourself, have a good time, chase some girls, enjoy California,
00:12:50okay?
00:12:56The sun goes down in the middle of the night, my bedroom clock is flashing.
00:13:02I can see the red taillights up here disappear behind the dunes.
00:13:07Atomic burst of energy, a new beach blanket party.
00:13:12The man and Frankie would be slamming up against the wall.
00:13:16Dirk.
00:13:17Man, be cool.
00:13:18It's like you haven't seen a girl before.
00:13:19Pinch me and tell me I'm dreaming.
00:13:22On the beach.
00:13:23Watch it!
00:13:24On the beach.
00:13:26Romano, we're dancing.
00:13:40Bodies pouncing.
00:13:41Hands are pounding or roaring.
00:13:43Blitz gone out of control.
00:13:45Decapitation and mutilation.
00:13:48Limbs are flying to the Martian road.
00:13:50Wet bodies playing in the sand.
00:13:53And head! Swimmin'!
00:13:56Hot apple, teaky, lanterns, and everybody sets up a line going sand!
00:14:01Punch it!
00:14:02On the beach! Punch it!
00:14:05On the beach! Punch it!
00:14:08On the beach!
00:14:09Come on, go and dancin'!
00:14:12Punch it!
00:14:13On the beach! Punch it!
00:14:16On the beach! Punch it!
00:14:18On the beach! Everybody's swimmin'!
00:14:52Punch it!
00:14:54Punch it!
00:14:54On the beach! Punch it!
00:14:56On the beach!
00:14:57Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:14:59I don't want to get a sunburn.
00:15:01You're smart, you put some on.
00:15:03I don't need no stinkin' motion, man.
00:15:05On the beach! Punch it!
00:15:07On the beach! Punch it!
00:15:10On the beach! Everybody's swimmin'!
00:15:17You know, that girl over there's gonna eat her heart out, buddy.
00:15:20Okay, Mr. Sun God.
00:15:21No, sir.
00:15:22That's Apollo to you.
00:15:23No, sir.
00:15:36So much!
00:15:39Atomic bursts of energy!
00:15:41A new big blanket party!
00:15:44An ant-breaky would be
00:15:47Slammin' up against the wall
00:15:50On the beach
00:15:52On the beach
00:15:55On the beach
00:15:57While I'm goin' dancin'
00:16:00On the beach
00:16:03On the beach
00:16:06On the beach
00:16:08Everybody's swimmin'
00:16:42But it's bouncin'
00:16:44And heads are bound in a roaring
00:16:45But it's gone out of control
00:16:47Decapitation and mutilation
00:16:50Limbs are flyin' to the Martian road
00:16:53Wet bodies flingin' in the sand
00:16:56And heads
00:16:57Slammin'
00:16:59Pineapple, tiki, lanterns
00:17:01And everybody's swimmin'
00:17:03Like I said
00:17:03Martian!
00:17:05On the beach
00:17:06Martian!
00:17:08On the beach
00:17:09Martian!
00:17:10On the beach
00:17:12While I'm goin' dancin'
00:17:14Martian!
00:17:16On the beach
00:17:17Martian!
00:17:19On the beach
00:17:20Martian!
00:17:21On the beach
00:17:23Everybody's slammin'
00:17:29Martian!
00:17:53I think you were right, man, the chicks dig you
00:17:56Thanks!
00:17:57Man, I think this place is incredible
00:17:59While you were sleeping, this girl walked by in Wintat
00:18:01No, she probably had something in her eye, Dave
00:18:04Anyway
00:18:05I'm thirsty, let's get something to drink
00:18:06This place is really hot
00:18:08Sure
00:18:08There
00:18:17Here you go, sweetheart
00:18:18Thank you
00:18:25Hey, can I help you guys?
00:18:28Hey
00:18:29Yeah, can I get a Coke and a cheeseburger?
00:18:31Uh, we don't serve animal products or raw sugar here
00:18:35Uh, listen, I'm allergic to anything with vegetables in it
00:18:38Uh, you have a pizza?
00:18:40Well, I could make you one with, uh, soy cheese on chapati
00:18:42I have one of those
00:18:44And how about a glass of water?
00:18:46You got it
00:18:47Could I get one of those too, please?
00:18:49You got it
00:18:49Thank you
00:18:50I'll have the usual
00:18:54One teriyaki tofu burrito comin' up
00:18:58Food for the soul, man
00:19:03There you go, boys
00:19:04Hey, thanks, man
00:19:06Put it on my tab, okay?
00:19:07Do you want this on this year's tab or last year's tab?
00:19:12Whatever, man
00:19:16Dr. Vance is a genius
00:19:18He was a full professor at MIT in physics
00:19:22He used his propulsion system in the space shuttle
00:19:25Where you guys staying?
00:19:27My Uncle Bud, down the beach
00:19:28Wow
00:19:29You're Bud's nephew?
00:19:31Why did you say so?
00:19:33Hey, Bud, he's a heavy dude for an old guy
00:19:35Thanks, Zig
00:19:36Bud and I are the same age
00:19:39Old guy
00:19:41I've never been called that before
00:19:49Who are you looking at?
00:19:51Who are those people with Bud down there?
00:19:55You didn't know that Bud's nephew came into town for the summer?
00:20:00It's too bad he won't have any place to stay after I get done with his uncle
00:20:04You know, I just don't think you're serious about getting that deadbeat off the beach
00:20:09Let me do it my way and we'll have him in jail
00:20:12Let's do it legally
00:20:13I've known him for a long time
00:20:15He's a neighbor
00:20:16Well, that takes forever
00:20:18The contest is in three days
00:20:20Well, if Sun Bun likes your designs and invests in your company and uses their marketing cloud
00:20:26Well, the sky is the limit
00:20:29But if you don't win, you could go underneath
00:20:35Unfortunately, you're right
00:20:37Of course I am
00:20:39Would you mind if I sat in on your catalog photo session?
00:21:18Touch me
00:21:20I want your body on and driving me
00:21:24Crazy baby
00:21:26I'm ready for you baby
00:21:30Ecstasy
00:21:32You and me
00:21:34I want your love
00:21:35I need you tonight
00:21:37Woman and man
00:21:39Doing it right
00:21:41All night
00:21:43The way you love me
00:21:46The way you kiss and tell me
00:21:48Touch and love me
00:21:49Touch and love me
00:21:51Ooh, your body's electric
00:21:54The shockwaves are running for me
00:22:01This is a swimsuit catalog shoot, not Hustler
00:22:05But I'm just capturing their essential essence
00:22:08I'm making a statement here about saving the ocean, the world ecosystem, and
00:22:13Jacques, just shoot what I tell you to shoot
00:22:16Say, do you have a list of their phone numbers?
00:22:18What for?
00:22:19They might need some representation, some counseling, maybe some guidance
00:22:24Hustler, on your own time
00:22:28Oh, that's good
00:22:30Up with your chest
00:22:31Okay, stomach's in
00:22:32Love the camera
00:22:47It's good
00:22:49More, that's good
00:23:12I'm beat.
00:23:14Let's walk around those rocks over there.
00:23:16Maybe we'll run into some Baytonians.
00:23:18I hope we haven't all died or something.
00:23:22What I wouldn't give for a drink right now.
00:23:25What'd you do with Gonan for a drink?
00:23:27You're sick.
00:23:28What are you going to do if we run into Baytonians?
00:23:31Run like hell.
00:23:32I heard if they catch you, they cook you and eat you.
00:23:34Stop it!
00:23:35Why, are you scared?
00:23:36No.
00:23:38Don't they say when your vehicle breaks down, you're supposed to stay with it?
00:23:42It's a little late for that.
00:23:46Babes out here are easy to figure out, man.
00:23:50It's like you just ignore them.
00:23:52Don't even try to understand.
00:23:55Back up from another planet.
00:23:56What do you mean?
00:23:58You see, out here, all amazing looking, all of us.
00:24:02The diamond does it.
00:24:05It's all in your attitude.
00:24:06Is it like a walk or something?
00:24:09Something like this.
00:24:10This is like a walk or something.
00:24:13They don't even know what you think.
00:24:24It's like a walk.
00:24:28It's like a walk.
00:24:31It's like a walk.
00:24:41They're not the most graceful bunch.
00:24:45Did you hear something?
00:24:48Must be the Santa Ana winds.
00:24:51They're kinda cute. I wonder if they'd eat. I'd hate to eat lunch.
00:24:57I think what you're talking about. Sola?
00:25:00What if they take us captive? So anyway, you guys be cool. You'll get some girls.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:09Hi, Data Boys.
00:25:11Whoa.
00:25:13Be still, my beating heart.
00:25:16I'm with my friends, and our vehicle ran out of fuel.
00:25:20And we got a little off.
00:25:21I'll say. Is your vehicle a submarine?
00:25:24No, it's a spaceship.
00:25:26California's a great place.
00:25:28You guys wanna hang out with us? My uncle has a place here.
00:25:32Sure.
00:25:33Having a place on the beach will do it every time.
00:25:36They're kinda cute.
00:25:37There it is.
00:25:40Is your settlement that way?
00:25:42You could call it that.
00:25:44Hang ten, boogie down.
00:25:46Strut your stuff and look around.
00:25:58Why is your skin so low?
00:26:00Well, like I was on this wave the size of a house.
00:26:04I crashed right through the tube and I hit it really hard.
00:26:06I thought I was gonna die.
00:26:08These tattoos are an ancient Samarian symbol of manhood.
00:26:14It's very exciting.
00:26:18So where are you girls from?
00:26:20You've got some kinda accent.
00:26:22We're exchange students.
00:26:24Yeah, it's like Swedish or something.
00:26:27Yeah, that's it.
00:26:28You're Swedish.
00:26:29Cool.
00:26:34What's he doing?
00:26:36Meditating.
00:26:37He's clearing away bad vibes and distractions.
00:26:43Hey, baby.
00:26:46Well, look at you.
00:26:47First day in California and you're looking like a native.
00:26:51Xena, Solo, Luna.
00:26:53This is Uncle Bud.
00:26:54Hi.
00:26:55Hi, Uncle Bud.
00:26:56Are we having them for dinner?
00:26:58They look pretty tasty, don't they?
00:27:01Well, we've got plenty of soy burgers.
00:27:06Can you stay?
00:27:08Well, we love dinner.
00:27:09On any planet.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:12It's my kind of woman.
00:27:15An intergalactic gidget.
00:27:17We have to go back.
00:27:19Oh, look.
00:27:20While we're here, this could make a great sorcerer studies project.
00:27:24Or biology.
00:27:28Well, I guess until we find the fuel, we really have no choice.
00:27:33We'd love to.
00:27:35All right.
00:27:36All right.
00:27:36Got your brewskis here.
00:27:38Got your brewskis.
00:27:39Thanks.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:41All right.
00:27:42And last but not least.
00:27:46Now, ladies, gentlemen, toast to new friends.
00:27:51New friends.
00:27:52New friends.
00:27:53New friends.
00:27:53New friends.
00:27:53New friends.
00:27:54Your brewskis.
00:27:54What do you call this drink?
00:27:56It's beer.
00:27:57I'd like some more...
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:28:00Ouch.
00:28:01Oh, Jesus.
00:28:03Oh, my God.
00:28:04Must be radiation poisoning.
00:28:07Hang on, partner.
00:28:08I got something just for you.
00:28:10Mmm.
00:28:26Let's go!
00:29:01Uncle Bud's sunburn cure, suntan lotion, and, uh, barbecue sauce.
00:29:07Ew.
00:29:11Here, you better do that.
00:29:13You're a little more cuter than I am.
00:29:16Oh, man.
00:29:18That's the food works.
00:29:20Yeah, it does.
00:29:22All right, ladies, I have for you dessert.
00:29:27Uncle Bud's soy milkshake with honey.
00:29:32Tell me what you think.
00:29:35Oh, wow.
00:29:37Stuff's strong.
00:29:39I feel warm all over.
00:29:43Yeah, I'm getting a contact, Buzz, man.
00:29:46It's like a chain reaction.
00:29:49I'm getting warm because she's getting warm.
00:29:52Luna.
00:29:53Oh, yeah.
00:29:54Luna, I didn't know you were like this.
00:29:57I'm not.
00:29:59Yeah, well, um, I'm going to take a little walk.
00:30:03I'm not normally like this, either.
00:30:07You want to go for a walk?
00:30:09Sure.
00:30:11And I'm going to show you the Rastamon vibration.
00:30:16I'm normally not like this.
00:30:18This is a great experience.
00:30:21I must collect data.
00:30:23God, I love California.
00:30:25I'm not going to show you the Rastamon, but I'm not going to show you the Rastamon, but I'm not
00:30:55going to show you the Rastamon, but I'm not going to show you the Rastamon, but I'm not going to
00:30:55show you the Rastamon, but I'm not going to show you the Rastamon, but I'm not going to show you
00:30:55the Rastamon, but I'm not going to show you the Rastamon.
00:31:55Bud, you're just being difficult.
00:31:58I mean...
00:32:00You know, I have been making headway in therapy.
00:32:03And yet I realize that I am angry at you for not marrying me.
00:32:0915 years ago.
00:32:12You should have been over that by now.
00:32:14Your place is going to be condemned by the state anyway if you don't make those improvements.
00:32:19I think you're just being passive-aggressive.
00:32:22I mean, don't you still have any feelings for me?
00:32:28Goodbye, son.
00:32:29But, you know, I could help you.
00:32:31I could help you market your sunburned suntan lotion.
00:32:34It could change your life.
00:32:36You wouldn't be living like this.
00:32:38Sally, I like living like this.
00:32:41I like my place the way it is.
00:32:44And I like to keep it like that until I want to change it.
00:32:49Bud.
00:32:52Bud!
00:33:01Hassler.
00:33:02Hyman.
00:33:04Hi, babes.
00:33:05What's up?
00:33:06The name's Sally, not babes.
00:33:10Sorry.
00:33:11Well, Bud was just here.
00:33:13Hey, that's what you wanted, right?
00:33:15Yes, but he's not cooperating.
00:33:18You pay me to be a hatchet man.
00:33:20I'm a lawyer, remember?
00:33:22I'm scum.
00:33:24That's what's expected of me.
00:33:26Hey, did you ever think that maybe he has a girlfriend or just plain not interested?
00:33:30No, I didn't consider that.
00:33:33Why don't you try some flowers, a romantic dinner, maybe a nice bottle of wine?
00:33:37Listen, I'm sure that'd be more of an aphrodisiac than condemning the guy's house.
00:33:42Maybe you're right.
00:33:43Yeah, well, I won't bill you for the reality check.
00:33:46Thanks.
00:33:47Thanks.
00:33:57So where were we?
00:33:59We were going to get through your briefs.
00:34:01Oh, yeah.
00:34:19We were going to get through your briefs.
00:34:56We were going to get through your briefs.
00:35:37We were going to get through your briefs.
00:35:38It's so clear out.
00:35:40It feels like I could just reach out and grab one of those stars.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:46This part of the galaxy has such a beautiful sky.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:54You know, I really want to kiss you.
00:35:58But I'm afraid if I do...
00:36:05I want you to.
00:36:07There's just some things you don't know about me yet.
00:36:10Some things I don't know about you.
00:36:12You know.
00:36:14Like you've got a terminal disease or a boyfriend with a glandular problem.
00:36:18It could crush my head like a grave.
00:36:21You from another planet? You really a man?
00:36:23Oh, it could be so bad.
00:36:27You're the sweetest boy I've ever met.
00:36:31Well, gosh, man.
00:36:33It weren't nothing.
00:36:34It wasn't.
00:36:37There are just some things I can't tell you right now.
00:36:42You just told me.
00:36:54You know, I feel I can trust you.
00:36:56I don't really have anywhere else to turn.
00:36:59I still am taking a chance.
00:37:01Hey, Boy Scouts honor.
00:37:04Who could be so terrible?
00:37:06I'm not from Sweden.
00:37:08I'm from the planet Fastball.
00:37:11You know that UFO you said you saw?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14That was me, Sola, and Luna crash landing.
00:37:16See, we took my parent's ship out.
00:37:19What?
00:37:20I live a few light years away from here.
00:37:23You're telling me you're an alien?
00:37:25You said you believed in UFOs.
00:37:27Yeah, but aliens are green and have a big head and bad breath and ten eyes.
00:37:32I knew you wouldn't believe me.
00:37:34No, it's just that people make fun of me when I tell them I believe in UFOs.
00:37:40I guess I'm going to have to prove it to you.
00:37:46Oh, my gosh.
00:37:49Holy shit.
00:37:51You're a space babe.
00:37:53Can I go inside?
00:37:55Sure.
00:37:56You've got to be careful.
00:37:58My father's pride and joy here.
00:38:01Oh, this is really cool.
00:38:04What's this do?
00:38:05No, no, no, no.
00:38:06That's a gamma death ray.
00:38:07We'll use that to destroy asteroids again.
00:38:11Let's see.
00:38:12We've got the windshield wipers over here.
00:38:15Air conditioning heater.
00:38:17High five to Dario.
00:38:19Ooh.
00:38:20Horn right here.
00:38:21Uh-huh.
00:38:22Basic cup holder.
00:38:23A real UFO.
00:38:25Jeez.
00:38:27Mm.
00:38:28Promise to keep this a secret?
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:30Who am I going to tell?
00:38:31Geraldo?
00:38:34What happened?
00:38:35How did you get here?
00:38:37Well, my parents went on vacation.
00:38:40Sola convinced me to come here.
00:38:42Ran out of fuel and here we are.
00:38:45That's a tough break.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47Can I help?
00:38:49Well, we need a special fuel to get back.
00:38:54Hey, maybe that Dr. Vance guy can help.
00:38:57Hey, good morning, Dave.
00:38:59Can I pick some breakfast for you and your friends?
00:39:01I was wondering, I mean, I heard you used to be an asset scientist and all, and I was just
00:39:08wondering if maybe with all your skills and expertise you could replicate this special fuel added for my van?
00:39:24I could probably whip up a batch, but to tell you the truth, I'm not in that line of business
00:39:29anymore unless it's for peaceful purposes.
00:39:32You know, ever since they used the space shuttle for military missions, well, I bailed.
00:39:43Well, I don't want to know about it.
00:39:48Well, I don't want to know about it.
00:40:07Damn.
00:40:08So, what's up, guys?
00:40:09That's one in.
00:40:10It's a geek.
00:40:11Let's go.
00:40:11Great stuff.
00:40:12Go.
00:40:15The sun goes down in the middle of a map of it through corp is quite clear
00:40:21I can see the red tail lights up here disappear behind the dunes
00:40:26Atomic burst of energy, a new beach planking party
00:40:31Another breakie would be slamming up against a wall
00:40:36Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing! On the beach, Raimondo, we're dancin'
00:40:48Bouncing!
00:40:59Bonnie's bouncin' as it found in aurora, but it's gone out of control
00:41:04Decapitation and mutilation
00:41:07Limbs are flying to the Martian road
00:41:09Everybody's playing in the sand and head
00:41:13Swimming!
00:41:15Pineapple, Neeky, Lanterns, and everybody's best number like a champ!
00:41:21Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing!
00:41:29Everybody's swimming!
00:41:31Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing! On the beach! Bouncing!
00:41:40Everybody's swimming!
00:41:42Bouncing!
00:41:45Bouncing!
00:41:51Bouncing!
00:41:54Bouncing!
00:41:58Bouncing!
00:42:00Bouncing!
00:42:00Bouncing!
00:42:01Bouncing!
00:42:02Bouncing!
00:42:03Bouncing!
00:42:04Bouncing!
00:42:04Bouncing!
00:42:05Bouncing!
00:42:05Bouncing!
00:42:06Bouncing!
00:42:06Bouncing!
00:42:07Bouncing!
00:42:08Bouncing!
00:42:09Bouncing!
00:42:09Bouncing!
00:42:10Bouncing!
00:42:11On the beach
00:42:14On the beach, mama go and dancin'
00:42:24On the beach
00:42:26On the beach
00:42:28On the beach, everybody's slammin'
00:42:58On the beach
00:43:00On the beach
00:43:02On the beach
00:43:02On the beach
00:43:02On the beach
00:43:03On the beach
00:43:03On the beach
00:43:03On the beach
00:43:03On the beach
00:43:03On the beach
00:43:03Where'd you get that swimsuit, it's so cool
00:43:05Oh thanks, I made it myself
00:43:07Bikini contest, first place winner
00:43:09$30,000
00:43:11Sponsored by sun bun tanning lotion
00:43:13Wow, you know you should enter
00:43:15Oh yeah
00:43:18Bud
00:43:19Bud
00:43:19I said I'm sorry man
00:43:24Sally started the ball rolling
00:43:25And it
00:43:27Rolled over you
00:43:29Look, it's not your fault
00:43:31I mean, it's my fault
00:43:33I should've had some of these
00:43:36Things taken care of
00:43:37I guess
00:43:39The only way to fix it is to
00:43:42Do the work
00:43:47Listen, if I could show the city
00:43:49That you have money in the bank
00:43:50To fix
00:43:55Everything
00:43:57Everything
00:43:57Everything
00:43:59No problem
00:44:00I'll wait to stay till Monday, okay?
00:44:03Yeah, yeah, thanks
00:44:05Yeah, we'll
00:44:07We'll think of something, okay?
00:44:09I'm sure you will
00:44:16Uh, kids, look
00:44:19I gotta run an errand
00:44:21I'll be back
00:44:22I'll be back
00:44:23To be, uh, to have a nice day
00:44:50Bye
00:44:50Bye
00:44:50I know
00:44:52But
00:44:52What's wrong?
00:44:55Well, looks like this time I'm really going to lose the place.
00:44:58Unless I can fix it up.
00:45:01How much is that going to cost?
00:45:04About $30,000.
00:45:07Xena, why don't you enter the contest?
00:45:09If we win, we could give the money to Bud.
00:45:12That's a great idea.
00:45:13Beta money means nothing to us.
00:45:16Sure, we'll all model.
00:45:17Not me.
00:45:19Wait a minute. Come on, kids.
00:45:21You don't have to do this for me.
00:45:22I mean, what the heck?
00:45:24Maybe Sally's right.
00:45:26I mean, maybe I need to grow up to get a job.
00:45:30Don't do that, Uncle Bud.
00:45:32I feel like you like the way it is now.
00:45:34We'll change.
00:45:35We'll help you.
00:45:36How much of a chance do you think we have of winning?
00:45:39You told me that nothing's worth worrying about.
00:45:41Keep a positive attitude.
00:45:42Yeah, you gotta see the donut.
00:45:44Not just the hole.
00:45:46Right.
00:45:48Then that settles it.
00:45:49Let's get started right away.
00:45:52Mr. Bun, come on in.
00:45:57Are you ready for the bikini preview?
00:46:00Well, I'm not sure what good it'll do, but go ahead.
00:46:04We're gonna judge every design on its own merit.
00:46:07Mr. Bun, my attorney says that if I win, this could be very lucrative for both of us.
00:46:15True.
00:46:17Tell me, Sally, you've lived out here for a while.
00:46:20Are you friendly with this guy, the big cojones?
00:46:23Heck, I don't even know if he's alive.
00:46:26Uh, mm-hmm, yes, sure, but...
00:46:29I'd like to take some surfing lessons from him.
00:46:32I'm a big fan of his.
00:46:35Sure.
00:46:37So, are we ready?
00:46:40Girls?
00:46:43Now, um, Mr. Bun, um, I'm hoping that we do a lot of business together.
00:46:50Oh, my God.
00:46:52And I know you're one of the judges, and I don't want to tempt you or anything.
00:46:57Miss Mallow, this is totally inappropriate.
00:47:01I-I'm s-I-I didn't-I'm sorry.
00:47:04I'll pretend this didn't happen.
00:47:06Men, come on.
00:47:08God, I hope I didn't fuck that up.
00:47:11Your uncle is the big cojones.
00:47:14David, why didn't you tell me this?
00:47:16I didn't know.
00:47:17No wonder he has all those trophies and surf stuff in town.
00:47:20Hey, Gina, uh, look, I just wanted to thank you for all the help that you're trying to get me.
00:47:26Oh, anything for you, Uncle Bud.
00:47:28Ah.
00:47:30Who is that girl?
00:47:33Bud, you betrayed me.
00:47:35You didn't tell me you had another girlfriend.
00:47:40Oh, Doc! You okay?
00:47:43Man, you have one tough icicle there, but I think I got it.
00:47:48All I have to do is strain it through some heavy water and-and pop it in the oven until
00:47:52tomorrow, and-and I think it should be it.
00:47:55All right, thanks, Doc. Your champ.
00:47:57Yeah, yeah.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:48:16He's got a whole harem in there.
00:48:19He could have at least told me.
00:48:21Those are really nice suits.
00:48:24You're gonna win the contest.
00:48:26Damn it.
00:48:28Listen.
00:48:29Listen.
00:48:29What's wrong?
00:48:31Hi.
00:48:32Oh, I'm trying to put together these suits and I don't have all the stuff I need.
00:48:36It's driving me crazy.
00:48:37For sewing?
00:48:38Well, I've got that stuff at my house. I've even got a sewing machine.
00:48:42You do?
00:48:43Who are you?
00:48:46Xena Quark.
00:48:48What do you want with me?
00:48:49Your bathing suit designs and I'm not going to let you have Bud.
00:48:54Bud?
00:48:55I don't want Bud.
00:48:57Dave's my boyfriend.
00:48:58You young chicks are all alike going after a man that's old enough to be your father.
00:49:04What's going on here?
00:49:05A way to get Bud off the beach.
00:49:08This is his girlfriend.
00:49:10Sally, are you disturbed?
00:49:12You've kidnapped her.
00:49:13I'm not a criminal defense lawyer.
00:49:16Don't worry.
00:49:18I know how much you love Bud, but this is not the way to win him back.
00:49:21I'm not his girlfriend.
00:49:23I'm only trying to help him out right now.
00:49:25This is ridiculous.
00:49:26I don't want to be a part of it.
00:49:27First you steal her designs.
00:49:28Now this, I'm out of here.
00:49:30Wait.
00:49:33Girls.
00:49:42Everyone was white.
00:49:45Batonians are primarily dangerous.
00:49:53Sir.
00:49:54I'm looking for this chick, man.
00:49:55She's got blonde hair and she's sort of spacey, you know.
00:49:59She's totally hot.
00:50:01Have you seen her?
00:50:02Take a look around, man.
00:50:03You just described half the girls on this beach.
00:50:06Dina!
00:50:09Dina!
00:50:12Hey, Dina.
00:50:14Hey.
00:50:15Mom.
00:50:16Excuse me.
00:50:20Dina!
00:50:36New pervert!
00:50:37New pervert!
00:50:39New pervert!
00:50:42Hey, Doc.
00:50:43Have you seen Dina that girl I've been hanging out with?
00:50:44Yeah, she took off with Sally.
00:50:46You know, I gotta tell you that Sally's always up to no good.
00:50:49I'd watch out for her.
00:50:50Maybe she's off thinking.
00:50:52I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend and now she likes Dave.
00:50:55That could be.
00:50:57Her last boyfriend was such a jerk.
00:50:59You know, this looks just a little bit loose.
00:51:03Ouch!
00:51:03Not so tight!
00:51:05Oh, you hurt my arm.
00:51:07Ouch!
00:51:12She's at Sally's mansion.
00:51:14So what?
00:51:14Get her back here, man.
00:51:15There's work to do.
00:51:17It's not so simple.
00:51:19I should've listened to my parents.
00:51:22To money.
00:51:23To power.
00:51:25To fashion.
00:51:26To lust.
00:51:30To therapy.
00:51:33I'm sorry I have to do that.
00:51:36I hope you don't mind.
00:51:39I'll let you go after the contest.
00:51:48Sleep well!
00:51:56Hey, hey!
00:51:59You know, this Sally chick really gives me treats.
00:52:04It's starting to get like a really bad vibe.
00:52:08I think I'm gonna stay here and keep watching.
00:52:11Okay, good idea.
00:52:13Wish us luck.
00:52:14Hey, uh, good luck.
00:52:26Dave!
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:44She stole my bathing suits.
00:52:45She's gonna try to claim credit for them tomorrow.
00:52:47Okay, let's get them.
00:52:49She's locked in the closet.
00:52:50She's got the keys upstairs.
00:52:53Alright, I'll be back.
00:53:17I'll be back.
00:53:22Bud.
00:53:24Oh, Bud.
00:53:25I love you.
00:53:27I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:53:28Take these.
00:53:29Oh, Bud.
00:53:30Oh, Bud.
00:53:31You're so hot.
00:53:31You're so stinky hot.
00:53:33Oh, take me, you big cojones!
00:53:35And you're so nice.
00:53:35I love you.
00:53:39You're so unfair.
00:53:45I'm so sorry, she's not the one.
00:53:50This is where Sally keeps all of her suits.
00:53:53Good morning.
00:53:54I love you, man.
00:53:54Fair and square.
00:53:55Why?
00:53:56I'm Jerry.
00:53:57Fine.
00:54:03Guys, hold on a minute.
00:54:05I'm going to fix Sally's suits.
00:54:07What are you going to do?
00:54:08We'll see you at the contest.
00:54:35We'll see you at the contest.
00:54:59Isn't that what I was supposed to do?
00:55:01Yeah, of course.
00:55:04That means I have to go back.
00:55:05I have to leave you.
00:55:08You know, once I get there, I'll be grounded for the rest of my life.
00:55:11I'll probably never get to leave Vasquez ever again.
00:55:16Hey, we'll figure out a way.
00:55:56I'll be right back.
00:56:15Come on, everyone, come over here.
00:56:20We're going to win this, right?
00:56:22That's right.
00:56:22Let's do it.
00:56:25Welcome.
00:56:26I'd like to thank you all for coming out to the first annual Sun Bun Bikini Open.
00:56:33First prize is $30,000.
00:56:39So let the contest begin.
00:56:56Well, I'm down here on the beach in my eyeballs and bikinis.
00:57:03The girls are going crazy.
00:57:05Everybody wants to meet me.
00:57:09My jerk boy's name is Woody.
00:57:11I take him everywhere.
00:57:12Well, when I struck my scuff, everybody starts to stares.
00:57:22So go, daddy, hoe, daddy.
00:57:25Go, man, go.
00:57:26Hey, Ken, boomeracker, what do you know?
00:57:29I've got a Woody.
00:57:32I've got a Woody.
00:57:35Well, I walked into a restaurant to get myself some prize.
00:57:42The waiter started smiling and she said, what a surprise.
00:57:49I don't know my best behavior, polite as I could be.
00:57:56I said, I'm proud to meet you.
00:57:57This here is my Woody.
00:58:02So go, daddy, go, daddy, go, man, go.
00:58:06Hey, Ken, boomeracker, what do you know?
00:58:08Oh, I've got a Woody.
00:58:10Oh, I've got a Woody.
00:58:13I've got a Woody.
00:58:15You've got to stand up tall.
00:58:18On your backs against the wall.
00:58:22You've got to be all you can be.
00:58:25The love of my grand Woody.
00:58:33Oh, wow.
00:58:35Did you see what?
00:58:35That guy has a Woody.
00:58:37Wow, so awesome.
00:58:39Like, I'm not doing anything like it.
00:58:42Ever seen a Woody like that?
00:58:44Oh.
00:58:44He walks around on the face of something.
00:58:48He's a good person with a trance.
00:58:51Come on.
00:58:52Anyway, that is me.
00:58:55Oh, man.
00:58:56I don't know, maybe I'm from the gym.
00:59:00I don't know.
00:59:02What a Woody.
00:59:04Oh.
00:59:04Oh, my girlfriend says she digs me because I get her in the mood.
00:59:12She says I drive her crazy because I'm really a cool dude.
00:59:18Hey, Bubba, Reba, Carumba, Moody, Nougat.
00:59:25So don't leave home without it, boys.
00:59:27I'm talking about your Woody.
00:59:32Go, Daddy.
00:59:33Hold on, Daddy.
00:59:34Go, man.
00:59:34Go.
00:59:35Hey, Ted.
00:59:36Boomer, I said, what do you know?
00:59:38I got a Woody.
00:59:41I got a Woody.
00:59:43I got a Woody.
00:59:43I got a Woody.
00:59:44You've got to stand dumb tall.
00:59:48When your back's against the wall.
00:59:51You've got to be all that can be.
00:59:56Like, I'm playing Woody.
00:59:59All day, everybody.
01:00:03Oh, my God.
01:00:05All day, everybody.
01:00:11Oh, my God.
01:00:19Oh, my Lord.
01:00:24Oh, my God.
01:00:25Yo!
01:00:26Oh, my God.
01:00:28Oh, my God.
01:00:28Oh, my God.
01:00:29Oh, my God.
01:00:31Well, I'm down here on the beach in my eyeball in bikinis
01:00:38The girls are going crazy, everybody wants to play
01:00:45My true boy's name is Woody, I take him everywhere
01:00:52When I stroke my skull, everybody starts and stares
01:00:58So go daddy, ho daddy, go man go
01:01:01Hey Ted, boomeraka, what do you know?
01:01:05I got a Woody, ooh, I got a Woody
01:01:10You got a chair, a little tall
01:01:14When you're fast against the wall
01:01:17You got to be a hoe that you can be
01:01:22Right, my friend, Woody
01:01:30Woody, I got a Woody
01:01:32I got a Woody
01:01:34Well, I walked into a restaurant to get myself a prize
01:01:41The waiter started smiling and she said what a surprise
01:01:47I don't know my best behavior, polite as I could be
01:01:54I said I'm glad to hate ya, this here is my Woody
01:02:01So go daddy, go daddy, go man go
01:02:04Hey Ted, boomeraka, what do you know?
01:02:07I got a Woody, ooh, I got a Woody
01:02:12I got a Woody, what do you know?
01:02:14I got a Woody
01:02:17I got a Woody
01:02:18I got a Woody
01:02:20I got a Woody
01:02:20You got to stand dumb tall
01:02:23When your back's up against the wall
01:02:26You got to be all you can be
01:02:32Like my friend Woody
01:02:35He already got a Woody
01:02:38I got you
01:03:09The judges have changed their minds.
01:03:11Sally Mallow's bikinis did not hold up.
01:03:14One of the contest rules, the bikinis have to hold everything up.
01:03:18So, Xena Clark is the winner.
01:03:21She wins $30,000.
01:03:24Xena!
01:03:37Thank you, everybody.
01:03:38Thank you so much.
01:03:39I'd especially like to thank Dave, and Uncle Bud, and Ziggy, and Jerry, and Sola, and Luna,
01:03:47my two best friends in the whole world, and my parents for making me possible.
01:03:51All the little people on the planet of Zircon.
01:03:53Thank you, everybody.
01:03:54Thank you so much.
01:04:07What happened?
01:04:08They put this chemical on their bikinis, it turned into an acid.
01:04:26Well, I'm down here on the beach, and I've all bikinis.
01:04:33There's the girls are going crazy.
01:04:35Everybody wants to pick me.
01:04:40My triple's name is Woody. I take him everywhere.
01:04:47Winner, stop, let's go.
01:04:54Uncle Bud, we won.
01:04:58How do you fix your place up?
01:05:00You won?
01:05:02Whoa!
01:05:03God, this is what I meditated for.
01:05:06This is gnarly!
01:05:09Oh, but now I feel sorry for Sally.
01:05:13You know, she and I, uh, we used to go out together.
01:05:17You should have told me.
01:05:20We were going to get married, but, uh, I was young.
01:05:25I didn't want to be tied down.
01:05:29Now I'm kind of having a second thought.
01:05:31You still care about her?
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:36I guess.
01:05:38Well, I know she cares about you.
01:05:41She doesn't want to change her or anything.
01:05:43Nothing like that.
01:05:45She loves you just the way you are.
01:05:48It's kind of hard to live out there on the edge all the time.
01:05:51I think you should talk to her.
01:05:54Yeah.
01:05:54Don't you, don't you get tired living out here on the beach by yourself?
01:05:58Sure.
01:06:01Every year, the kids get younger and younger.
01:06:04I get older and older.
01:06:06I feel like Rip Van Winkle.
01:06:08I wake up 20 years later, everything's changed.
01:06:11There's nothing wrong with getting older.
01:06:14What the heck?
01:06:15Why not?
01:06:16I'll give it a chance.
01:06:17What do I got to lose?
01:06:18Hey, thanks.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:23Hey, wish me luck.
01:06:24It's okay.
01:06:32Hi.
01:06:34Hi.
01:06:36Uh, you mind if I join you?
01:06:38If you want, now that I've made a total fool of myself.
01:06:41Uh, I'm, uh, I'm sorry that you thought I was going out with Zaina.
01:06:47She is just a little bit too young for me.
01:06:52Sorry.
01:06:53The things we do for love.
01:06:56Really?
01:06:59So, you know, I, uh, I've been thinking.
01:07:06Maybe we ought to get back together again.
01:07:09You really think we should?
01:07:10Oh, yeah, sure.
01:07:11I mean, what the heck, we were good together.
01:07:15Yeah, you're right.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:19All right.
01:07:21Hi.
01:07:23Ari, you can introduce me.
01:07:24Oh, sure.
01:07:25Um, this is Bud Big Cajones Elric.
01:07:28And, um, this is Mr. Sunbun.
01:07:31Been a fan of yours for years.
01:07:32I just thought I'd move and say hi.
01:07:35Nice to meet you.
01:07:36Oh, Mr. Bun, uh, Bud here has this sunburn relief formula that's incredible.
01:07:42I mean, it's going to revolutionize sunburn relief ointments.
01:07:45I think you should market it.
01:07:47Could we name it after you?
01:07:49Big Cajones Sunburn Relief Ointment?
01:07:54I'd be a brand name?
01:07:56You'd be a consultant and you'd make appearances.
01:07:59This will take the tanning world by storm.
01:08:04I'm stunned.
01:08:05I mean, I don't know what to say.
01:08:07Tell me that your lawyer and my lawyer will be in touch.
01:08:10You bet.
01:08:12Oh, we'll see you later, boss.
01:08:15That'd be great.
01:08:17Bud, I am so proud of you.
01:08:20Uh, Davey, look, uh, Sally and I, we, uh, we decided to try it again.
01:08:27Really?
01:08:28Well, we came to a new understanding thanks to you and Nazina.
01:08:31Oh, that's great, Uncle Bud.
01:08:33Congratulations.
01:08:34So, anyway, look, uh, we're going up to Salis tonight, so kids be careful and we'll see you in the
01:08:39morning, huh?
01:08:40Have fun.
01:08:42Okay, how about, hey, Anglic.
01:08:46You know, that is seriously cool.
01:08:48People at that age willing to give it another shot.
01:08:51I know, man.
01:08:52I don't know how my parents do it.
01:08:55Yeah.
01:08:56A minor.
01:08:58Oh, shit.
01:09:00What?
01:09:01My parents.
01:09:03Diana, did you have to buy every souvenir in the gift shop?
01:09:05We can barely move around in here.
01:09:06Diana, why is it every young man I marry ends up being so cheap?
01:09:11You know, you were right.
01:09:13This trip was exactly what I needed to clear my head in to recharge my space probe.
01:09:18Recharge it, you did, didn't you?
01:09:20You know, but I'm still a little bit worried about not being able to reach Xena.
01:09:24Diana, you're worried too much.
01:09:25You probably spent the weekend in Solis or Luna.
01:09:27Besides, she's a big Vasquezian.
01:09:29What kind of trouble could she have possibly gotten into?
01:09:31Thanks, Dr. Veg.
01:09:33Yeah, thanks.
01:09:34Good luck.
01:09:37Wherever you're from.
01:09:39It's a spaceship.
01:09:40Yeah, I told you.
01:09:42Whoa, dude.
01:09:44You mean, you're a beach babe from beyond?
01:09:48That's your ass, dude.
01:09:51Oh, wow.
01:09:52Luna.
01:09:54I mean, what do I say?
01:09:58Don't say anything.
01:10:00We'll be back.
01:10:10This has been great.
01:10:12I'm so glad I met you.
01:10:19I have to go.
01:10:22I can't ask for your phone number or your address.
01:10:25I'll find you.
01:10:26Don't worry.
01:10:30Don't worry.
01:10:43I can't ask for your phone number or your phone number or your phone number or your phone number or
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01:12:31Weirder.
01:12:32Bikini Beach.
01:12:33Hi, I'm on the cowabunga, do it now and do it longer.
01:12:37I say, I say, big baloney, no, I do it big cojones.
01:12:40Hi, I'm on the cowabunga, do it now and do it longer.
01:12:44Hi, I'm on the cowabunga, do it now and do it big cojones.
01:12:47Hi, I'm on the cowabunga, do it now and do it longer.
01:12:50I say, I say, big baloney, no, I do it big cojones.
01:12:55Oh, for sure.
01:12:57Oh, like, gag me with an alien gonads, man.
01:13:02I mean, did you check out his cojones?
01:13:07Oh, man, he even had, like, an alien tattoo.
01:13:11Oh, wow, God, I'd like to visit his planet.
01:13:16Oh, man.
01:13:18The surf is up on this galaxy.
01:13:21Like, the planet Earth?
01:13:22I think so.
01:13:23Uh-huh, like, do you think, like, I need therapy after being with this dude?
01:13:29I mean, he's an alien.
01:13:31Wow, it's like a close encounter with him.
01:13:35This guy's, like, a big bopper of the galaxy, you know.
01:13:40Do you think you can have, like, a few brewskis and fly with the aliens?
01:13:45Oh, wow.
01:13:48God, you know, like, that guy's really cool.
01:13:50Like, he was a little green, but he was different.
01:13:55Wow, I'd like to fly him someday.
01:13:58Did you see him, like, ride a spaceship on the wave and do the tubular thing?
01:14:03Ow!
01:14:04Gag me?
01:14:07No way.