00:00When he's eating an apple, he just goes,
00:03Is this a dentist?
00:04It is, yes.
00:05My Uncle Barrett, he's not got any teeth.
00:09Okay.
00:10He can't make any sense of what he's saying.
00:13How old are you?
00:14I'm three nearly six, but my Uncle Barrett is well old.
00:17Right, well, yes, I'm sure we can get him an appointment.
00:20Is it on the NHS? Is it free?
00:23We are a private practice.
00:24So it's going to cost him money?
00:26It'll cost quite a lot of money.
00:27It might just have to do with no teeth.
00:30Right, can I put you on hold for a second?
00:31Of course you can.
00:32Right, I'm not funny, but I think I've got a child on the phone.
00:36I can't tell you, does a prank call or is this ridiculous?
00:38I'm not on hold.
00:40Sorry about that.
00:40I wasn't on hold, I could hear what you were saying.
00:43Right, I'm sure you can get an emergency appointment.
00:47I don't think we need to be called by a child.
00:49I've got work to do, thank you very much.
00:50Are you rich?
00:51Well, I'm not sure that's any of your business, I'm afraid.
00:54Just yes or no?
00:55I am fairly well off, yes.
00:57Of course you are.
00:58Were we hurting?
00:59Well, yes, I probably will hurt him.
01:01So you want to hurt your uncle?
01:02Does your uncle know you're calling us?
01:04No, not yet.
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