00:00Good afternoon Coburn School, do you want to speak at my home?
00:02Hello, I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:05I can try.
00:06I don't want to go to baby school anymore, I want to go to big school.
00:11Okay, which school do you go to at the moment?
00:14My school.
00:15And which school is that?
00:16It's where my friends go.
00:18Okay.
00:18I don't want to go anymore because they're just teaching us like how to roll out plasticine and stuff and
00:24I already know how to do that.
00:26Aww, and how old are you?
00:29I'm three and nearly six, so I'm a big boy.
00:32You're nearly six?
00:33Yeah.
00:33And where's mummy?
00:34She's in bed.
00:35Is she?
00:36Yeah, she's snoring her head off the lazy pig.
00:39Oh, no.
00:40Right, well she should be really looking after you, shouldn't she?
00:42I'm a big boy.
00:44Brothers and sisters as well?
00:45No, I've got a dog.
00:46You've got a dog?
00:48Right, okay.
00:49I think the best thing to do is put the phone down.
00:52Right.
00:53And go get mummy and ask her to ring school.
00:56Do you know what your telephone number is?
00:57No, I don't know my number.
00:59What's your name?
01:00My name's Tim.
01:01I'm not too young.
01:03I'm three and nearly six.
01:04That's big boy age.
01:05I know, you sound very grown up for that age as well.
01:09I am.
01:09I love this.
01:10Are you?
01:11I think the best thing to do is go and wake mummy up.
01:15She's got to be there to look after you.
01:16Anything could happen.
01:18Alright.
01:18Uncle Barry's downstairs.
01:20Is he?
01:21Yeah, it's not my real uncle.
01:23He was playing wrestling with my mum last night.
01:25Wrestling with you?
01:26Yeah, they're always doing it.
01:28They ask me to referee sometimes, but I don't want to.
01:31Right, okay.
01:32Well, if Uncle Barry's downstairs, it might be a good idea to ask him to write your telephone
01:37number down, and I'll give you a ring back because I'm going to ring your neck.
01:45Uncle Barry can't write numbers.
01:50Do you need to go to school as well?
01:53Yeah, I know where you need to go.
01:56Where do I need to go?
01:58You cheeky monkey.
02:00Good afternoon, Cosmo.
02:01How are you there?
02:01Hi.
02:02I'm just wondering if you can help me.
02:04I don't want to go to nursery school anymore.
02:07I want to go to big school.
02:09See ya.
02:10Yeah, so can you help me?
02:11Yeah, what big school do you want to go to?
02:14Ella, yours.
02:14I'm ringing you.
02:15I'm dead clever.
02:16You don't have to worry about me not doing exams and stuff like that.
02:20So can you just get me into big school just like that?
02:23Yeah, no problem.
02:24Oh my God.
02:25I don't have to do an exam or anything?
02:27No, you sound really clever.
02:29I am dead clever.
02:30Big school did you go to?
02:31I go to my school.
02:32Can I just look at that one?
02:33You used to go to my school?
02:35I did, yeah.
02:36You must be dead clever then like me.
02:43You're not cleverer than me.
02:46Am I not?
02:46No, definitely not.
02:47What, who was they?
02:4959 I think.
02:50No, it's 69.
02:5269.
02:53That's my Uncle Barry's favourite number.
02:56You're up to number 69.
02:59Uncle Barry must know her.
03:04You're going to go and visit school before you come here permanently.
03:07Well, I'm going to have to, aren't I?
03:09Do you get free school dinners here?
03:11You're doing special.
03:12Well, I am special.
03:13I'm ginger.
03:15You'll definitely get everything for you then.
03:17Oh my God.
03:19Sign me up.
03:21You've got to pay at our school.
03:23It's a Catholic school.
03:24Catholic school.
03:25What does that mean?
03:26That means I pray to God every day.
03:28My Uncle Barry makes me pray to him.
03:30How long have you been in that school?
03:32Oh, 25 years.
03:34Wow.
03:34And you've still not left.
03:40You must be really struggling.
03:44You're not praying enough.
04:01What time do you start?
04:02Ten to nine.
04:03Right.
04:04I'm on my way.
04:05Bye.
04:08See you tomorrow.
04:09Bye.
04:10Love you.
04:12Put the phone down straight away.
04:14Don't love me.
04:15Bye.
04:15Bye.
