00:00Hello dog speaking. Hello is this the ice cream factory? It is yeah. You know like it's dead hot. Yeah.
00:07I'm just wondering if I can have some ice cream. You want some ice cream? Yeah. My mum and uncle
00:13Barry they've got loads of ice cream but they need it for their special time they said. I don't know
00:18what that is but I'm that hot I need some ice cream. Well come and get some ice cream then.
00:23Well the problem is I'm not allowed out because I'm three nearly six and my mum she's in bed the
00:29lazy pig. So you'll have to get her up you'll have to get her to bring you. Can't you just
00:34bring me some like an ice cream man? I'm not an ice cream man I just work here. Well put
00:40me on the phone to an ice cream man then. The ice cream men are in the ice cream man.
00:46Are you like the maker of all the ice cream? I'm on reception I don't make it. Who makes it
00:52then?
00:52We have all the men to make it in here. All the men? I wish one of them was my
00:56real dad. Because if my real dad made ice cream then I'd be the luckiest boy in the world wouldn't
01:04I? Oh do you like ice cream? I love ice cream. Not as much as my mum my fat pig.
01:09But I still love ice cream. So why don't you wake your mum up and get her to get you
01:13an ice cream? I tell you what if I wake my mum up she'll be proper angry and she'll smash
01:18me in the face with a cornetto.
01:22What flavours ice cream have you got? What's your favourite? All of them? We have all different flavours. Have you
01:28got strawberry? Of course we have. Have you got mint chocolate? Of course we have. Have you got lemon sherbet?
01:36No we don't do that one. Right. That's it I'm out.
01:39I don't do lemon sherbet. Do you do like maxi buns? Yeah we do. Do you like them? Yeah they're
01:46my favourite ever because that's like a little bit of cook it then ice cream then cook it. It's like
01:51a chop ice but with cookie on it. Is that what your ice cream man does? He does all that.
01:56Well he used to but I've not had an ice cream muffin for ages. You know my ice cream man
02:00round here? Yeah. He doesn't just sell ice cream if you know what I mean. What do you mean?
02:05We don't just sell ice cream. We sell everything. Everything. You can go and get 20 packets of cigarettes off
02:12my ice cream man. What kind of ice cream man have you got? Don't go out to the ice cream
02:17man then. Let your mum go out.
02:19My mum. She sometimes goes out to different ice cream men and she don't come back with ice cream. She
02:26calls our ice cream man. She calls our ice cream man smackhead scheme. And he doesn't give her a smack.
02:39He doesn't give her a smack? No so I don't know what he's doing to my mum. Speak Chicago now.
02:44That's what I think he should do. To be honest I'm a bit late now. I've missed registration.
02:49When I talk about being on the register in school. Uncle Barry says that he used to be on a
02:54different register. I think you should wake Uncle Barry up because I've got to go back to work now. Uncle
03:00Barry's not here. He's still not coming home from the pub. From yesterday. From Sunday. Wake your mum up and
03:05then get her to take you to the ice cream man. Well I'm going to go to the ice cream
03:09man. Not smackhead Steve. I'm going to get myself a choc ice. Getting a choc ice. Yeah. Is that alright?
03:16Yeah. And when we're really good to do lemon sherbet.
03:18I'll give you a ring yeah? Yeah. Make sure you do that. Cause lemon sherbet's well nice. Alright then. What's
03:26your name? My name's Dawn. Dawn? Yeah Dawn. What's yours? My name's Tim. You know my Uncle Barry? Yeah. He
03:34said he woke up at the crack of dawn once. Alright. I'll see you in a bit okay? Okay. Thank
03:41you. See you in a bit. Love you. Bye.
03:43Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
03:47Bye.
