00:00Hello, is this the plumber?
00:03It is, yeah.
00:04I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:06With what mate?
00:07I've got a kitchen and there's no water coming out of the tap.
00:12So my mum's like proper shouting at me because I can't wash the pots.
00:16Do you even know what's up with it? Do you want to put your pot?
00:18My mum's in bed. It's the kitchen that's in my bedroom.
00:23You've got a kitchen in your bedroom?
00:24Yeah, it's a little play one but the tap's not working. There's no water coming out of it.
00:31Is it not? How long have you been like that for?
00:33Forever. I've just been like sprinkling a bit of water on it from a bottle.
00:39Yeah.
00:39And I've not got any water. I can't wash the pots.
00:42Can you not use your kitchen sink downstairs, not the one in your bedroom?
00:46I can't reach it. I'm too small.
00:48We'd have to think about piping up your kitchen sink. They're not stairs, won't we?
00:51Can you do that?
00:52I could have a go mate.
00:53Wow, that's really good news.
00:55Wait, I've got another problem.
00:57Go on, what's your other problem?
00:59I've got a paddling pool downstairs and it's got a leak. What can you do?
01:03Well, how big's your leak?
01:05Mathis, it's not holding water.
01:07Does it fill up a bottle or a lot?
01:08I put some water in.
01:10Yeah.
01:11And then it just goes out.
01:12Have you got the plugs in it? They come with the pool.
01:17Um, maybe not.
01:19Ask your mum a shelf if you set it up.
01:20Shut your mouth. I'm not asking your mum to do nothing.
01:23Why?
01:24Because she's just too easy. She'll have a go up there and then she'll get up and then I've got
01:28to do the pots and then I've got to take the dog for a walk and then I've got to
01:32cook my own tea.
01:34You know my pool?
01:35Yeah.
01:35When I put water in it, it just comes out.
01:39Yeah.
01:39Do you think I need to blow it up?
01:41I don't know. Have you blown it up at all? Have you put the plugs in the pool?
01:45I've not blowed it up. So maybe that's why the water's just coming out.
01:49Probably, yeah. If you're just putting it in, it's just going to be like putting out a flat piece of
01:53sheet, isn't it?
01:53Yeah, and it's not so much a pool but more like a stream.
01:59It will be if it's not staying in the pool.
02:01So do you think you'd be able to fix my kitchen upstairs?
02:05I'd be able to help you in your kitchen, yeah. Get you some water to that, yeah.
02:08But as for your pool, I don't know. You might need to blow it up and put your plugs in.
02:12Can't you do that while you're here?
02:14While I'm here?
02:14Yeah, while you're fixing my kitchen, just jib downstairs and blow my pool up.
02:19Dead quick. Have you got a pump for it?
02:20No, you'll have to use your lungs. You'll have to blow it up.
02:25Take a while, that though. Who's going to be paying for me to be there for all that time?
02:29You didn't mention anything about payment, did you? Oh, now the game's changed, hasn't it?
02:35Well, yeah.
02:36Right, so what are them cowboys are you?
02:40Not a cowboy, no.
02:41You shouldn't be asking me for money.
02:43I don't know what to do then, mate. Is it an emergency?
02:45Yeah, it's a proper emergency. I've got no flipping pool to play in.
02:49I'll be able to help you if it's a real emergency.
02:52It's a proper emergency. Please come and help me.
02:56Well, if it's a proper emergency, I'll be able to help you. We'll have to stay apart, though.
02:59It's going to be two metres. That's about that far.
03:02That's what Uncle Barry says two metres is to my mum.
03:06Is he going to be an adult in, though?
03:07Yeah, my mum will be in. She's always in.
03:10Right, I'll have to speak to your mum then before we come round.
03:12OK. Oh, I've got another problem.
03:14Go on, what's your other problem?
03:16Uncle Barry come round the other day and he had a poo and it's still there.
03:19What do I do?
03:20Have you tried to flush it?
03:22Of course I have. I'm not an idiot.
03:24Is it not going anywhere?
03:25It's not going anywhere.
03:27I think you need to ask Uncle Barry to get the plunger out.
03:29I'm asking the plumber to come out.
03:33I'll have a look at it then when I come inside your kitchen out.
03:35Don't just have a look at it. Fix it.
03:38I'll do my best. I'll do my best.
03:40It must be a big one if it's not wussied down, though.
03:42Oh, it's Mathis. Absolutely Mathis.
03:45Has it happened before this?
03:46It's happened loads of times.
03:48It's not bothered flushing nothing.
03:50It's rude, isn't it?
03:51Cheeky little sausage.
03:53Right, so when you come round, you've got to fix the poo, fix my pool and fix my kitchen.
03:59Right, so it's poo, pool, kitchen.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Right.
04:02Have you wrote it down?
04:03I'm just going to write it down now, see what time I can get there for.
04:07My name's Ben.
04:08Do you want my address?
04:09Yeah.
04:09My address is my house, near the shops, next to the school.
04:14Right, alright, I've got that wrote down then.
04:16Alright, I'll be there as soon as I can.
04:18Thanks, Ben.
04:19Alright, bye.
04:20Are you my real dad?
04:21I don't think so.
04:23Alright, mate. Bye-bye.
04:24Love you.
04:25Bye.
04:26Love you.
04:26Love you too.
04:27Love you. Bye, Dad.
04:29Bye, Dad.
04:30Bye, Dad.
04:30Bye, Dad.
04:30Bye, Dad.
04:30Bye, Dad.
04:32Bye, Dad.
04:33Bye, Dad.
04:33Bye, Dad.
04:33Bye, Dad.
04:35Bye, Dad.
04:37Bye, Dad.
