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George turns to Kramer for help picking up Steinbrenner’s beloved calzones after getting himself banned from Paisano’s. But Kramer’s attempt to pay with a handful of loose change doesn’t sit well with the cook and his simple pickup ends with him getting tossed out too.

The scene comes from the Season 7 episode “The Calzone” where George’s efforts to keep his Yankees boss supplied with eggplant calzones become increasingly difficult thanks to a tip jar misunderstanding Newman and Kramer.

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00:00I need you to run down and get me lunch at Paisanos.
00:02What happened to Newman?
00:03He called in sick.
00:05All right.
00:06Yeah, it's raining.
00:08Can you do it?
00:09Well, what time do you want it?
00:10One o'clock.
00:11You need some money?
00:12No, I got eight tons of change.
00:14I got unloaded.
00:25What the hell is this?
00:26Panties?
00:28Your penny changed?
00:29That's all I got.
00:31You got to have bills, paper money.
00:33You got to pay with these.
00:34Look, I said that's all I got.
00:35Then you got no calzones.
00:37Wait, wait, man, I want it.
00:50What happened to you?
00:51Where are the calzones?
00:53He wouldn't give them to me because I wanted to pay and change.
00:56What the hell happened to your shirt?
00:57Well, he overcooked it.
00:59You're trapped.
00:59I don't want to do it.