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Kramer heads back to Joe’s grocery store looking for restitution after getting a disappointing peach. Joe refuses to take responsibility arguing that a bad peach is an “act of God” since he only sells the fruit and doesn’t make it.

Kramer insists a grocer should stand behind his produce but the argument doesn’t exactly go his way. Instead of getting satisfaction Kramer manages to get himself permanently banned from the store.

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00:01So what do I want to do?
00:02I want restitution.
00:04Restitution?
00:05You want restitution?
00:07Why should I give you restitution?
00:08Because it's no good.
00:09Once I put that fruit, that's where it ends for me.
00:11Well, it's still your fruit, you gotta stand behind your fruit.
00:14Hey, I stand behind my fruit.
00:15So?
00:16Hey, you got a bad peach?
00:17That's an active guy.
00:18He makes the peaches.
00:18I don't make the peaches.
00:19I sell the peaches.
00:20If you got a problem, you talk to him.
00:22You know, this whole place is going downhill.
00:25I could've come in here last week with a bad plum, but I let it go.
00:28Well, I got a perfect solution for you.
00:29Take your business elsewhere.
00:30I don't want your business.
00:31Oh, no, you don't want my business.
00:32No, I don't want your business.
00:33And at this moment, you're banned from this store.
00:35You're banned!
00:37Well, what am I gonna do for fruit?

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