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Tiger Woods finally received his punishment yesterday following his reckless driving car crash in March of 2026. The Florida judge decided to suspend Tiger’s driver license for five years. Do you think this punishment was too harsh?
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00:00So we saw the news yesterday that Tiger Woods had his driver's license suspended five years on Wednesday after striking
00:07a plea deal in his DUI case.
00:09Can I ask you a question?
00:10Yeah.
00:11I mean, I know we've asked this before.
00:13Why doesn't he get his hair tightened up?
00:14That was exactly what I was going to say.
00:16Why doesn't he do that?
00:17The baldies of the world saw that yesterday, saw the shot from behind, and it's just a horrible look.
00:24I mean, I guess credit to him because he doesn't care.
00:27He's like me, wears a hat everywhere.
00:30Except court.
00:31So, you know, but, I mean, man, dude, Tiger, you're a billionaire.
00:35And, you know, it's good.
00:36That means he's not that vain, doesn't care that much.
00:39But you have all the means, just get something done.
00:42He's a big silly.
00:43You're too big a silly.
00:45It looks weak and pathetic.
00:47Hey, Drabby, Tiger Woods is Dr. Berka's white whale.
00:51I don't understand.
00:52He should try to get him.
00:53He could definitely fix him.
00:55It's honestly one of the most stunning things about him.
00:59To his credit, he's obviously not that vain.
01:02I'm sure he's vain.
01:02But, you know, most people of their means, if they had that kind of situation going on,
01:07they'd think, and they're that famous, and they're that eye profile, and they're taking
01:11their cap off after every round, and everyone's seeing that spot, and, you know, what are you
01:16doing?
01:16I don't quite understand it.
01:18What are you doing?
01:19He's just got to embrace it.
01:21He's got to embrace and let people know that he's getting a hair transplant.
01:24He wants to look better, and go for it.
01:26Just lean into it.
01:27I mean, like, Tom Brady 100% would have done it, if he hasn't already.
01:30You know what I mean?
01:30I think Brady has.
01:31He did it a while ago.
01:32Yeah.
01:32Do like John Cena did.
01:34Give interviews about it.
01:35Talk about how it changed your life.
01:36And just like he did the LASIK.
01:38You did the LASIK.
01:40I don't know.
01:40Maybe he just got other things on his mind.
01:42I'm sure he does.
01:43I know, but this has been a situation for 20 years.
01:45That should also be on his mind.
01:47It should also take up at least some of the bandwidth in his brain.
01:51I don't think he cares about his appearance.
01:53Well, that's what I'm saying.
01:54So to his credit, to his credit.
01:57There are some people out there that just don't give an F.
02:01Yeah, but I think he cares.
02:02So do you think he just is in tip-top shape simply to be an athlete?
02:06I think.
02:07A lot of people do that because they want to look good.
02:09They want to go in their clothes.
02:11It's become a part of his lifestyle, and sometimes when you do something for such a long time,
02:16it becomes ingrained in you, and it's kind of a good habit to have.
02:20Yeah, but think about how he dressed on the golf course.
02:25He wasn't always ahead of any kind of style.
02:28No, he was always really nicely tucked in.
02:33Well, that's because he had a good drop.
02:35He had a great drop, but he looked good.
02:37But, like, if you watch, like, Gary Woodland or, hell, you watch Rory.
02:41Rory's shirt's coming untucked all the time.
02:44You know, Robert Herrigus, remember, the legendary, like me, sweating through his shorts.
02:49You know, it looks embarrassing.
02:50Well, that's every golfer of every level.
02:52You don't see it with Tiger.
02:53Tiger never had any kind of style.
02:56No, that's not true.
02:57In 97, those guys looked like donks, and Tiger completely changed how the golfers dressed.
03:02He had perfectly tailored pants.
03:04He was perfectly tailored.
03:06He had the pleats.
03:08He had the money pleats.
03:09Perfectly tailored.
03:09Well, no, think about him now.
03:11Caring about his appearance.
03:12Think about him now and the golf stuff that he wears on the course now.
03:16He's got shorts that are longer than cakeses on the course.
03:19Is he still wearing the old man shorts?
03:20Yeah, he's got the old man shorts that go past his knee.
03:23The Bulletin, he's old.
03:25Yeah.
03:25He's old now.
03:26I mean, he's past his prime.
03:27Look, we all had our day.
03:30I don't know.
03:31Again, like I say, to his credit, he's not that vain, I guess.
03:36If I was a man of his means, I think I would get that fixed.
03:40So he can't drive anywhere.
03:42He can't even drive to, you know, some of these fees or penalties are, you can drive,
03:49but you can only drive to work.
03:50Right.
03:50Well, you have to get a judge to, okay, but he can't drive anywhere.
03:53I saw, did somebody ask him a follow-up or like the, whoever passed down the judgment,
03:58like it was talking about it.
04:00Did he get asked, can Tiger drive a golf cart?
04:02I think it was, was that like a real, was that a real question?
04:05TMZ was trying to say by the letter of the law that he can't because no motorized vehicle.
04:11Oh, then that would count.
04:12No golf cart.
04:13No scooters.
04:14Now, I just don't believe it.
04:16I mean, I'm sure he's in his own golf course in Jupiter.
04:18No one's going to report Tiger.
04:21I mean, by the, you go by the letter of the law, he might be violating the, the, the order.
04:26Yeah.
04:27If he's driving a golf cart, not again, I don't think anybody's going to bust him on it.
04:31I don't think I find that impossible to believe, but yeah, TMZ did put that out there.
04:35I don't know.
04:36I don't know.
04:36That's a good question.
04:37But I mean, even if you're a billionaire, it would suck not to be able to drive for five
04:40years of your life.
04:41Yeah.
04:42That's huge.
04:43I mean, he's going to have a driver that takes him wherever he needs to go, but like, that's
04:46still a pain in the ass.
04:48He doesn't want that.
04:49If you want to go out somewhere, like, you have to make sure your driver's there.
04:52Yeah.
04:53If you just have to go out to the store real quick, no one's home.
04:55He's an incredibly private guy.
04:56Well, if you want to go.
04:56Just have a live-in driver.
04:58I know.
04:58You do have a live-in driver.
04:59But you don't have to.
04:59That's the pain in the ass part of it.
05:00That hurts going to meet in some trollop at Perkins parking lot, you know, at 11 PM.
05:04I'd love it.
05:04Or if you want to go get some pills.
05:06Oh, I would love it.
05:07That's back and forth from work.
05:10Yeah, but you're not hiding anything.
05:11See, my whole thing is Tiger likes that privacy because he likes to hide all the shenanigans
05:17that he's into.
05:17Now, in this case, he didn't have any alcohol because he took the breathalyzer.
05:21It was zero alcohol, but they found pills.
05:23He refused the urine test.
05:25You know what?
05:25Here's his workaround.
05:26He just gets an autonomous, silly self-driving car.
05:31Yeah, but you have to sit the driver's.
05:32Oh, yeah, you have to be near the steering wheel.
05:35Yeah, you can't be in the back seat.
05:36Technically, you would be driving a car.
05:38Maybe you'd sit in a Waymo, but I mean, you know.
05:41Is a golf cart technically motorized?
05:44Some of them are batteries.
05:45It's battery-powered, but.
05:47Some are, some aren't.
05:48Yeah, that's a good question.
05:49I'd argue that it is, but.
05:51I don't know the answer to that.
05:52I mean, it is a vehicle.
05:53This says in Florida you can definitely drive it, but you don't need a license to drive a golf cart.
05:57For sure.
05:58For sure you don't.
05:59But if a judge says you could drive no motorized vehicle, that's what.
06:04It sounds preposterous.
06:06Tigers me on a Razor scooter working on his, working on his calves.
06:09Maybe he couldn't do one like if, like if you drive a golf cart in a community, you know, like
06:13on roads.
06:15You know, like in certain islands and stuff.
06:17Like maybe, maybe he probably shouldn't do that, but.
06:19Mm-hmm.
06:20I think all the golfers would probably be all right.
06:23But yeah, I mean.
06:24Five years is a long, definitely a nightmare.
06:27Especially for a guy like him who I think is incredibly private.
06:29Five weeks would be a long.
06:31I mean, to JP's point, would we all love to have drivers?
06:33I have a driver.
06:34I'm married one.
06:35So she drives me everywhere when I can.
06:39Yeah, I don't really like driving.
06:41But I think Tiger likes his privacy.
06:43He likes to have his own world.
06:44He likes to have his own world.
06:46Likes to do what he wants.
06:47And now he's going to have to have someone on call.
06:49Is he done playing?
06:51No.
06:51Who knows?
06:52I think he's going to play a lot of senior stuff.
06:54I think he'll play some senior stuff.
06:55I think he'll play in the Masters.
06:58You guys are done saying it's Tiger Week when he comes back, right?
07:02Not if he's playing.
07:03He's still going to do that bit.
07:05They're going to chase the ghosts.
07:06He catches a heater.
07:07You can catch a heater and go low.
07:10I mean, come on, Valdez.
07:11We've all played golf before.
07:13Dude, he burned a couple holes.
07:14All of a sudden, it's August.
07:15I'll get nostalgic.
07:15You get that muscle memory kicking in.
07:18Is the indoor league still in business?
07:20Oh, yeah.
07:20They just added a new team.
07:22Didn't they add a women's?
07:23Aren't they doing all women's things?
07:24Yeah, and there's a women's figure.
07:25Who's the new team, Valdez?
07:27I'm sure you know the name of it.
07:28Well, Kepka's a part of it.
07:29I don't know the team's name.
07:31Where is it based out of?
07:32Houston?
07:33Where is it based out of?
07:33Houston?
07:34Detroit.
07:35Sim golf's never been bigger.
07:37I mean, they were even talking about the golf sim they're going to have somewhere at
07:39Cat 1 in one of these suites or something.
07:42I mean, it's just sim golf's huge.
07:44Man, can you imagine five years?
07:45They have like a sim golf spot right at Nats Park.
07:49In Nats Park?
07:50Inside it?
07:50At the back part of Nats Park.
07:52There's like a big golf center.
07:54Yeah.
07:55I mean, they have sim tennis.
07:57Have you ever seen the sim tennis?
07:58I have not.
07:59Sim tennis is pretty free.
08:01It's like borderline sim.
08:02It's kind of like the baseball thing.
08:05The baseball pitcher thing.
08:06So it looks like they're hitting tennis.
08:08The traject.
08:08And it just comes out at you.
08:09Have I mentioned that I beat Francis Tiafoe in Wii Tennis a few years ago?
08:13It's my crowning athletic achievement.
08:15Great.
08:15Did Tiafoe win yesterday?
08:16He played again yesterday.
08:18He played yesterday?
08:18I was watching part of it.
08:20I can't tell you the result.
08:21I thought he played two days ago.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Okay.
08:23Sorry.
08:23I think he's playing second round today.
08:25I did run into my neighbor who waved from his driveway.
08:29He said, I met your buddy yesterday.
08:31Yeah.
08:31Tongue.
08:32He said that you beat him two times.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Me and my guy, Evan, I think we swept our six matches.
08:39It was a good night.
08:40Wow.
08:41It was a good night in the Norbeck bubble.
08:42It was hot, though.
08:43It was like we were playing pickleball and doing sauna at the same time.
08:47Right.
08:47That's good.
08:48I guess it was good.
08:49Couldn't have been more drenched.
08:51He said you were good.
08:52Well, thank you.
08:53He was good as well.
08:54Look at that.
08:55Not good enough.
08:56Our team was better that night, but what are you going to do?
08:59Sometimes you took six.
09:00He took six from him and called him good.
09:03Being generous.
09:05I don't know.
09:05I'm just saying my neighbor said that Cakes was a good pickleball player.
09:09I'm just saying about Cakes saying that the other guy was good.
09:11But he might have been good.
09:12No, no.
09:12They're fine.
09:13They're close matches.
09:14I mean, we weren't skunking people.
09:15We just won our matches.
09:17Picks being gracious.
09:18Six dash zero.
09:20I have a question for you.
09:21Do you have a pretty standard pickleball partner like you and your guy?
09:25Rotating.
09:25Oh, you guys rotate.
09:26Yeah, rotate.
09:27Yeah.
09:28It's good?
09:29Yeah.
09:30Good for you, Cakesy.
09:32So tired.
09:33My brain is just...
09:34I don't know how you're functioning today.
09:36It's almost flatlining.
09:37I had dinner last night, like I said, in Tyson's.
09:39We didn't get out of there until 9.30.
09:40It was a 7.15 dinner because our friends couldn't meet us until late.
09:45Entirely too late for dinner.
09:45I screwed up my whole eating thing, but it's fine.
09:47They're worth it.
09:49But this is how tired I was.
09:52I got home, and I have a routine.
09:54You guys know I have a whole routine.
09:55Sleeping is a nightmare for me.
09:56I was taking my chamomile tea.
09:59Let me tell you something.
10:01People can mock it.
10:02It may not work for you or you or you or you.
10:05Every time I take my chamomile tea, halfway through, I start falling asleep.
10:09I spilled the tea all over myself, all over the couch.
10:12Not spill the tea like the kids say these days.
10:14No, no, no.
10:15It's like gossip.
10:15I spilled hot tea all over my Bozak, all over my couch.
10:22Wow.
10:23Because I just fell asleep with it?
10:25I just fell asleep, and I just dumped the tea all over it.
10:27So that's your liquid melatonin?
10:28I came down this morning, and I washed it a little bit, and I went up to bed, and a
10:31mediocre night's sleep still.
10:33And then I went down, and I looked at the couch.
10:35It's still soaking wet.
10:36It's still soaking wet from the tea five hours later.
10:38It's amazing that when I got up at 145 to go pee-pee, Cakes was still at the poker table.
10:44Still grinding.
10:44Oh, yeah.
10:44Wow.
10:44You guys want to hear my sleep summary from last night according to Google Health?
10:48I bet you it's awful.
10:48Sleep score, 42.
10:50That's poor.
10:51How does Google Health pick up on your sleeping?
10:54Because I'm wearing my Fitbit.
10:55They're synced up.
10:57That sounds higher than I would think.
10:58My sleep summary, two hours, 10 minutes.
11:01Goal not met.
11:02I was awake for eight minutes.
11:05Restless for eight minutes.
11:06REM sleep for 20 minutes.
11:09Light sleep for one hour and 13 minutes.
11:12Somehow I got 37 minutes of deep sleep.
11:15I got to bed at 228.
11:18I was out of bed at 447.
11:20Does it say you're $800 richer?
11:22It does not say $841.
11:24It might be $800 richer, but it might be like a week shorter on his lifespan.
11:28True.
11:29But you know what?
11:31Cashed.
11:31It was worth it.
11:32Cashed.
11:32Yeah, yeah.
11:32For my mental health.
11:34I would love to know what my sleep score would be.
11:37I'd have no idea how hard I'm sleeping for how long.
11:40You can figure it out.
11:41You can just get a whoop or a Fitbit or whatever.
11:45Too lazy to do it.
11:46So two things.
11:47How much are those?
11:49This old beater is probably like $100, $150.
11:52Not worth it.
11:54I had one.
11:55I didn't like it because I was getting scared.
11:57Like I told you, my heart rate in the middle of the night was way too low.
12:02It's probably a good sign, but I didn't like it.
12:03I was like, whoa.
12:05Only beating like 44 times or something.
12:07Whatever.
12:07I was like, I don't like that.
12:08That's good.
12:09Well, I know that my sleep score would suck.
12:11It's probably lower than 42 because my dog kills my sleep.
12:15Because she's up, she's barking that she's up in the bed and she's moving around and
12:19she moves around and she plops on me.
12:21My score probably is 20.
12:23She's a doggy melatonin.
12:24So I'm in a particular rut of bad sleep two nights ago.
12:29Just awful sleep.
12:30Awful.
12:31And then last night late.
12:32Awful.
12:32So two nights in a row.
12:33So I definitely need, kind of if I want to live, you know, to Friday, I need to get a
12:37good sleep tonight.
12:40I'm not kidding.
12:40But when we were going to dinner, I was so tired, I fell asleep, like, briefly.
12:47Maybe, my wife said, maybe 10 minutes.
12:49When I woke up from the 10 minutes, I felt horrific before dinner.
12:55And I don't know what that means.
12:57Like, did I just get into the REM sleep and then I got abruptly woken up?
13:01Or did I not?
13:03Like, I don't know what it did, but I felt kind of fine before.
13:07Slept for 10 minutes and it wasn't.
13:08You know how people say they take a power nap and it kind of energizes them?
13:12No, no, no.
13:13I slept for about 10 minutes.
13:14I felt horrific.
13:16Maybe that's just not long enough.
13:17I didn't get whatever you're supposed to get.
13:19You probably need, like, 30 minutes or something.
13:21I felt horrible for, like, 30 minutes.
13:23Yeah.
13:25It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
13:26That's why I try and stay away from power naps.
13:28I just, I feel like I'm going to feel awful for the next two, three hours.
13:32I wasn't trying to sleep.
13:33I just fell asleep in the car.
13:34Yeah, you were just tired, yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:36God so.
13:36Believe me, sometimes I feel it.
13:38I mean, my body's telling me, go take a power nap, but I just stay away from it.
13:41You know, the worst is when your body's exhausted.
13:44I don't know if this happens to you guys.
13:45Like, literally, your body's shot.
13:47I'm guessing Cakes' body right now is shot.
13:50But your brain is going 100 miles an hour.
13:53Yeah.
13:53And you can't sink it together.
13:54You can't.
13:55It won't settle down.
13:57I think my brain's going about 40 miles per hour.
13:59Yeah.
13:59I can't vouch for it, say, going 100.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Well, you'll be fine when you get home.
14:05Well, like you say, maybe the stupid ice thing that we're doing today that I'm just,
14:09you can't just.
14:10I saw the buckets that are going to hold the ice water.
14:12Those are pretty sizable buckets.
14:14They tried to get the biggest things they could find.
14:15I mean, they're like, they're Lowe's buckets.
14:18You know, like Home Depot buckets.
14:19They're five-gallon buckets.
14:20Yeah.
14:20They're standard.
14:21They're five-gallon buckets.
14:22I got to have someone pour it over me.
14:23I'm not going to do it myself.
14:24There has to be somebody pouring.
14:27Someone from behind me.
14:29There'll be some guest pourers.
14:30We'll have people pour.
14:32All right.
14:32Don't worry.
14:33Got that covered.
14:35I've been thinking about it a million times.
14:36I hate it.
14:37And by the way, I am vowing I will never do it again.
14:40I'll never.
14:41I hate that.
14:41It's a one-off.
14:42It'll never happen again.
14:44I don't care what charity it is.
14:46Go F yourself.
14:47Never doing it again.
14:49I have real hostility.
14:51Only reason I'm doing it is because Tabony's a nice guy.
14:53He is a nice guy.
14:53What if Tabony dominates you next year for something?
14:56I'll say, sorry, I declined.
14:57I did it once.
14:58Yeah.
14:59I did it once.
14:59Only if they give us more lobster and tomahawk steaks.
15:04No, I don't care.
15:05I'm never doing it again.
15:06I freaking hate being cold.
15:10I'm angry about it.
15:10You haven't said that before.
15:12I'm angry about it.
15:14Don't want to do it.
15:15Get us to 925.
15:17Are we doing it at 9 or are we doing it at 925?
15:19He's got it on two seconds.
15:20I don't know.
15:21I just want to just do it and then just die.
15:23I'd say 925.
15:24It'll be a little bit warmer.
15:25You could have the ice board on you.
15:27You could jump off the roof.
15:28Of the building, yeah.
15:29I just want it to be over.
15:31Make sure Mark captures that on video.
15:33Well, yeah.
15:34I mean, that would be tragic, but it wouldn't be to be caught on the vid.
15:38I'll never, ever, ever do it again.
15:40No.
15:40This is the definition of a one-off.
15:43A one-off.
15:44This is it.
15:44Pour it on me and then everyone go after yourself.
15:47Everyone.
15:48All right.
15:49Come up later on the show.
15:50Dave Richards is going to join us at 8 o'clock.
15:52He's going to give you that fantasy football advice you need for those last-minute drafts.
15:56You know you have them.
15:58He'll join us at 8.
15:59And Grant Paulson joins us at 845.
16:01He'll preview his and Danny's evening with Adam Peters tonight at the Arlington Draft House.
16:07We'll see you next time.
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