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Talking gorilla
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00:11I just don't see the point of a library come on Howard it's so retro all the information
00:19you want you can get over the net books too but yeah they were right about that in their
00:28prediction that all this stuff will be on the Internet what about the experience of
00:37holding the book in your hands you can't get that over the net did you hear a
00:43scream hey it's Gotham City that's practically our theme song and it's the
00:47cops problem anyway now let's go inside wait I'm hungry Max we just had dinner
00:55so if you were a gentleman you'd go buy me a beefy burger you know pay me back for
00:59all those sodas and Franco's I give you at lunch I thought they were a gift enough
01:04I'll go get it I'll see you inside
01:10yeah it's probably gonna take you too long to buy that burger or whatever
01:20it's over there oh boy
01:28hey fella how you doing bet you're a little scared right now there's nothing to be afraid
01:33of I'm just gonna take you back to that ropes not gonna hold them get a tranquilizer
01:48it didn't work like I said
02:16fingers my kids named him that's your girl yes it belongs to Gotham University
02:28we're zoologists they're cops have them stop the train at the next play tell
02:39them to bring a net a really big one
02:53that plan already failed he's already he didn't get off at this stop
03:02the cops are searching the park now they've got a lot of ground to cover
03:05the good news is gorillas don't normally attack unless provoked
03:09this one wasn't normal somehow it knew not to step on the third rail and the
03:14train it hopped on it was the only high-speed one leaving the station well
03:17gorillas are a lot smarter than most people realize be my guest I'll do that
03:22just as soon as I go by someone a beefy burger zoology lab it smells like one
03:30too you see any chemicals no why keep looking
04:02it's methylglycose I never wanted to get into this in the first place
04:11except you were the one who was always complaining that our money was drying up
04:15maybe I complained now they're playing the blame game yeah I guess some of that
04:22stuff's illegal but this whole thing was your idea you went along with it look we
04:28need to figure out what to do well first thing we have to get rid of the evidence
04:32I don't blame you that stuff's illegal it's the catalyst that splicers use when
04:39they want to play musical chairs with their DNA but you already know that you
04:44were using it on the gorilla weren't you we weren't getting anywhere with our
04:48intelligence experiments we were going to lose our grant so you figured you'd
04:52splice in a little human DNA raises IQ a couple of points maybe add a few hand
04:56signs to his vocabulary it was enhanced DNA he went berserk as soon as we
05:01injected him we couldn't hold him and now we've got a gorilla on the loose one
05:05that's real strong and real smart yes and getting smarter
05:14and there's still no very dangerous the sign of the beast which escaped
05:19yesterday our next story also deals with an animal but this one's a lot more
05:23cuddly at least for now the Gotham Zoo has just announced the acquisition of a
05:28rare white leopard cub abandoned by its mother in Africa the baby was found by
05:32world-renowned animal conservationist James VanDiall
05:41no I'm not one to judge by our parents but that yeah doesn't uh doesn't look like
05:50the friendliest guy it looks like Kano
06:00VanDiall who owns an animal weigh station near Gotham had this to say we must do
06:05everything we can to preserve our wildlife because once it's gone there's no way to
06:10get it back
06:20VanDiall
06:22why didn't he need to look at the camera to say that
06:36after all that searching here he is right in the middle of the street
06:41he is right
06:41Terry if you came out of hiding you must have a good reason
06:43hope it's not hunger
06:44don't worry they're not meat eaters
06:47not the normal ones anyway
07:05hey uh if you could stop using those
07:09weak ropes
07:10weak ropes that only work on humans that would be nice
07:37weak ropes that only work on humans that would be nice
07:43you can smoke you
07:53you can talk the DNA
07:57why can't you leave us alone
08:01what have we ever done to you
08:04Everybody's panicked down there.
08:06I'm just trying to help.
08:16You want to put me in a cage again?
08:19Well, yeah.
08:21You're all alike.
08:22You, the Doctor's Vandile.
08:25Who's Vandile?
08:26You have a mother?
08:28Yeah.
08:29I don't.
08:31Because of Vandile.
08:57What about the little ones?
08:59Them too.
09:05All right.
09:29So the way he tells it, Vandal is a poacher, scum.
09:38I was sold to the university.
09:40The doctors there like to experiment on me.
09:45That's why I'm not too fond of you humans.
09:49We're not all alike.
09:50If what you say is true, Vandal is a poacher, an outlaw.
09:54He's the one who should be behind bars.
09:57I just want to know where he sent my mother.
10:02But don't you want to stop him too?
10:04Think of the other gorillas, the ones he hasn't taken.
10:06He hasn't taken yet.
10:09You'll make him stop doing that?
10:11How?
10:16By...
10:17Breaking his jaw?
10:20That helps.
10:22Can't do anything in prison.
10:26I'm not sure yet.
10:28But I've got a better chance than you do.
10:30You can't even walk down the street without causing a panic.
10:36Dawn.
10:37That's how long you have.
10:39Dawn?
10:40But...
10:41If Vandal's not behind bars by then, I go back down there.
10:47And they can panic all they want.
10:55I remember this place.
10:57My dad took me here when I was a kid.
10:59They're supposed to be helping orphaned animals.
11:02Kind of makes you cynical, doesn't it?
11:07They're creating the orphaned animals.
11:15Easy now.
11:17This will only hurt for...
11:21...for a second.
11:47It's a radio transmitter.
11:49It was under the gorilla's skin.
11:50That's how conservationists keep track of migration patterns.
11:54Those animals are protected by law.
11:56Bet the commissioner would like to see this.
11:59What's wrong?
12:00I think we do have a problem.
12:09It's very convenient that he can see him.
12:14Also, he gets...
12:15Batman gets electrocuted every other episode.
12:19You gotta stop.
12:23Get rid of it.
12:25Completely.
12:26What about him?
12:28Him too.
12:33You think it's easy to get rid of Batman like that?
12:37You're gonna have a fight on your hands.
12:56Looks okay to me.
12:59What was that?
13:00I don't know.
13:01Downdraft, maybe.
13:04It's like a 500-something-pound gorilla on the bottom.
13:10You'd think with all this technology,
13:12they would have a sensor that would pick that up.
13:26Smooth.
13:33Where to, sir?
13:34The Wildlife Way Station.
13:36Fast.
13:37Yes, sir.
13:42Picked up a gorilla.
13:44Must be hot in that costume.
13:46You get used to it.
13:50It's not a costume, buffoon.
13:56Is everyone except the people who Bruce and Terry know
14:03and got them mentally challenged?
14:08He didn't feel the weight, the extra weight in his vehicle.
14:24A hundred and four creds, please.
14:28Hey, what about my creds?
14:38You big buffoon.
14:43Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:19Where'd that gorilla come from?
15:21Get the guns.
15:22Now!
15:29Get tossed like that.
15:43Lost him.
15:45Not for long.
15:52In there!
15:57Hey!
15:58Over here!
16:05Yes, sir.
16:22Freeze!
16:23Police!
16:24Guess we got here just in time.
16:26I'm James Van Dyle.
16:27I own this place.
16:29I know who you are.
16:31I just got a call that said you were stealing wild animals.
16:35Poaching?
16:35Me?
16:36That's ridiculous.
16:38I found a migration transmitter.
16:40Van Dyle took it out of a gorilla he stole.
16:42You know anything about these transmitters?
16:44Only that you won't find any here.
16:47Because you've destroyed them all.
16:49Did I?
16:50Your word against mine.
16:52It's not just your word.
16:54It's not just your word against his.
16:57Not entirely.
17:01You're a poacher, all right.
17:04I'm the proof.
17:06Is this a joke?
17:08Back in Africa, you kidnapped me.
17:11My mother, too.
17:13I don't know anything about this.
17:15I swear.
17:16Miserable liar.
17:17He's actually not lying.
17:19To him, it's just another animal.
17:33Oh my God.
17:48I'm getting electrocuted.
18:03Where is my mother?
18:07I...
18:08I probably sold her.
18:10Probably.
18:12I don't know.
18:13I don't keep track.
18:15She was my mother.
18:16Or...
18:17To me, it was just another gorilla.
18:20That's what I had said.
18:34Go ahead and kill this guy.
18:36They'll never find any...
18:39Any...
18:40Gorilla or...
18:41Anybody else he sold.
18:47That's right.
18:48Kill him.
18:49It's what anybody would do.
18:50Any human.
18:52I am not human.
18:54Well, you're sure not a gorilla anymore.
18:56What if I did?
19:13Easy.
19:14Easy.
19:15Easy.
19:17Easy.
19:19Easy.
19:24Easy.
19:26sure he got the right jungle this could be a completely different country didn't specify
19:31anything just said a continent
19:38no no injection but this will get rid of your human dna you won't remember what happened
19:46i want to remember i've been given a gift i'm strong as a gorilla but smart as a human
19:54i'm going to use it how there'll be more poachers there'll always be more but now they're going
20:03to have to deal with me they're armed you should get some armor