Prank Calling Subway: Making the Rudest Sandwich Order

Tiny Tim's Adventures

Tiny Tim prank calls Subway to order the rudest sandwich ever, turning a simple fast-food request into a funny comedy bit. The joke lands because the person on the other end thinks he sounds like a little boy, which makes the whole exchange even more awkward and entertaining.  This lighthearted prank call fits right into comedy, hidden prank, and funny phone call content, with the kind of awkward banter that keeps the moment moving. It is a short, playful bit built around reaction-based humor and the surprise of hearing an unexpected customer on the line.  If you enjoy prank call videos, Subway prank calls, comedy sketches, or awkward customer service humor, this is the kind of clip that delivers a quick laugh. It also suits viewers searching for funny prank content, silly comedy, and entertaining fast-food phone pranks.  SEO: prank call comedy, Subway prank call, funny phone call, hidden prank, awkward humor, fast food prank, comedy video, reaction prank, silly entertainment, short-form comedy for fans of prank calls and lighthearted laugh-out-loud clips.

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00:00Hi, um, can I place you an order please?

00:05Right, okay, yeah, what can I get for you?

00:07Just get a ham sandwich.

00:09Ham sandwich?

00:10Yeah.

00:10As in just a foot long with just having it, yeah?

00:13Yeah.

00:14Ham sandwich.

00:15Can I have white meat?

00:16Sorry, white meat?

00:19White, yeah, white meat.

00:20And then I want a pork envelope.

00:24You want a pork envelope?

00:25I don't know what that is, mate.

00:27A pork envelope?

00:28Yeah.

00:30I've heard that before, but it means something else.

00:33I mean, the closest thing we've got to that, again, is ham, probably,

00:36so I can put some extra ham in for you.

00:38Right, so ham sandwich, white meat, pork envelope,

00:41I need a flesh cavern.

00:48Oh, what?

00:49Right, listen, it's getting worse.

00:53I need a tuna pocket.

01:00I also need beef curtains.

01:06Disgusting.

01:08Disgusting.

01:09You're having me on, mate.

01:12This is good though.

01:12Oh my goodness.

01:14Roll this.

01:15That's up there with one of the grossest things ever heard.

01:18Beef curtains?

01:19Yeah, well, we've got roast beef.

01:21We can put that in, yeah.

01:22Limp lettuce?

01:24Yeah, well, to be fair with you, mate, I'm going to be honest,

01:26all of our lettuce is quite limp, so that'll do fine.

01:29Mate, I was fine at first, but now I'm feeling it sick.

01:32Wait till you get this one.

01:33Whisk a biscuit.

01:36Cod box.

01:42Her Majesty and salmon sandwich.

01:46How's that?

01:46How's that for an order?

01:48That's disgusting.

01:50You lost me at cod box there, mate.

01:53I lost myself at ham sandwich.

01:56We're actually out of stock on quite a lot of them toppings.

01:59What?

02:00You mean you've not got any ****?

02:03It's been years since I've had any ****, mate.

02:06Oh my God.

02:07Right, can you give up?

02:09Give up.

02:09No one can believe this.

02:10Am I talking to Tiny Tim?

02:13Yeah.

02:16See?

02:17Now it's funny, innit?

02:19Oh my God.

02:21See?

02:21Now it's funny.

02:22And this is mainly for me Uncle Barry.

02:25Right, is it?

02:25Yeah, your Uncle Barry?

02:26Yeah, of course it is.

02:28Who else is going to eat a cod box?

02:30Oh, mate.

02:32What?

02:32That is one of the worst sequences of words I've heard in my life.

02:38I'm not even...

02:39I'm not joking.

02:40I'm not joking.

02:42It's the worst I've ever heard as well.

02:44Oh, that's disgusting.

02:45Wait, I'm going to have to go because I'm going to be sick.

02:48That's alright, mate.

02:48Well, I'll try and get all of that together for you.

02:52Right.

02:52I'll get me Uncle Barry to ring you.

02:55Yeah, Jason's coming here and I'll get the handcuffs out and lock him up.

03:01Right, don't worry about the handcuffs, my mum's got some.

03:03Okay.また¹

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