00:00Hi, Mum.
00:00It's not your mum, it's my mum.
00:02How is she?
00:03She's in bed, the lazy pig.
00:06Mum, I'm sorry, I'm just saying.
00:08Get up, lazy.
00:09Are you getting a rap?
00:11Are you getting a rap?
00:12Yeah, you're jumping the pew in.
00:13Mum, just saying get up.
00:16You don't want to know what her reply was.
00:19Wow, it included the F-bomb.
00:22Did it?
00:23Yeah, it did.
00:23My mum.
00:25And the C-bomb.
00:26Oh, my God.
00:28She's a feisty one, isn't she?
00:31Frippin' high.
00:31Mum, they do a golden ticket!
00:33Do a golden ticket.
00:34Have you got a golden ticket?
00:36Yeah.
00:36Get a golden ticket.
00:38Oh, Mum, I get a golden ticket.
00:40I get a golden ticket.
00:41Don't forget me mates.
00:43Hi, Mum.
00:44Mum, this lady said hi.
00:46She said hi, Jungleberry.
00:48Tell him I see him tonight.
00:50Mum, she did not say that about Uncle Barry.
00:53Mum, do not say you're getting out of bed to get her.
00:57You're never getting out of bed, you lazy pig.
01:00Yeah, I'm at Porky's.
01:02I think I'm going to get a wrap.
01:04Oh, Mum, they've got you in bed.
01:06Pigs in blankets.
01:09All right, chill out, Mum.
01:12Are you all right?
01:12Are you all right?
01:13Mum, can I get a wrap?
01:17Yeah.
01:18Like, what wraps do you do?
01:19You've got a special one.
01:20I've got a famous.
01:21Well, I'll have the normal one meat one.
01:24Oh, my mum said can she have a wrap as well?
01:27Which one do you want?
01:28Mum, you said you were at home?
01:30Mum, you sat on there?
01:31That's not my mum.
01:33Look out for the golden ticket, guys.
01:35A golden ticket?
01:36Lifetime of Yorkshire buddies every year.
01:39Lifetime?
01:41Oh, my God, that's forever.
01:43I'm three nearly six.
01:44Oh, can I have a golden ticket?
01:47That poor pig.
01:50It's going to shut its eyes.
01:56Oh.
01:58I'm 10.
01:59Yeah, I'm 10.
02:01What are you having in it?
02:02Um.
02:03You want stuff in second night, is it?
02:05Yeah.
02:05Yeah.
02:06And a golden ticket.
02:08Yes.
02:08You know what I mean?
02:10I'm having beef.
02:11I'm having beef, Mum.
02:13Leave that pig alone.
02:19Pushing in.
02:20Yeah, Mum.
02:21I'm going to be a bit longer.
02:25Oh, thank you so much.
02:28Wow, look at this.
02:30Bad boy.
02:36I've got a golden ticket.
02:38Oh my God, Mum.
02:40I've got a golden ticket.
02:41Oh my God, Mum.
02:42I've got a golden ticket.
02:46Oh my God, Mum.
02:46I've got a golden ticket.
02:47I've got a golden ticket.
02:49I've got a golden ticket.
02:49Oh my God, Mum.
02:49I've got a golden ticket.
02:50I've got a golden ticket.
02:51I've got a golden ticket.
02:52I've got a golden ticket.
02:52Go a golden ticket.
02:52Go a golden ticket.
02:53Get off.
02:53What?
02:54See you in a bit.
02:55Love you, bye.
02:56Go a golden ticket.
02:57Go on Golden Ticket!