00:00Can I take you to dinner?
00:03How's July 19th?
00:04Three months from now.
00:06How is it even possible that my husband left me for an older woman?
00:10You're supposed to leave me for like Gigi Hadid.
00:12Not Ina Garten.
00:14You can't just leave me like that.
00:16I needed lunch and I was scared.
00:18I'm so sorry.
00:20This is why we need a spa weekend.
00:22Massages, champagne,
00:24big comfy robes.
00:25The last time I had a massage was like my last mammogram.
00:29Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
00:31I just booked a room.
00:32What?
00:33We're going on a spa weekend, bitches!
00:37Welcome and namaste.
00:39It's beautiful.
00:40It's amazing.
00:41I'm Shanti.
00:42She looks like girl Jesus.
00:45I never want to go home.
00:47I miss my kids.
00:48What?
00:49No, I don't miss my kids.
00:52Is that Mel?
00:54What's up, you middle-aged sluts?
00:56Hey!
00:58On your right is one of the outdoor yoga classes.
01:01Gene, he is checking you out.
01:03Get over here.
01:03Yeah, you.
01:04Come on, magic mark.
01:05This is Jane.
01:06Nice to meet you, Jane.
01:07She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
01:10Stand up.
01:10Show your body.
01:11Show him your dick.
01:13I sense a great deal of stress in all of you.
01:16Oh my God, my boss is calling me again.
01:18You guys need to stand up for yourself.
01:21Stop calling her!
01:28Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
01:30The most important thing is you guys.
01:32If you need anything, I'm here for you.
01:35This whole spa thing is such a scam.
01:38Namaste.
01:38You're supposed to walk out of here all centered and chill.
01:41Don't we look chill to you?
01:42Not really.
01:45Hey, you guys.
01:45I'm not doing anything weird or illegal.
01:50You know, manatantric massages.
01:52I know what you're up to.
01:53This place hires good looking Australian guys to flirt with all the moms.
01:57It's not gonna work on me.
01:59Crocodile Dundee.
02:01Whoa.
02:02Whoa.
02:03How are you doing this?
02:04The human hand has...
02:05Don't talk.
02:06Let's go to the left.
02:08To the left.
02:09To the left.
02:11To the left.
02:12Welcome to goat yoga.
02:14The woman is so cute.
02:17It's so cute.
02:18You guys, I can't burn my fupa.
02:20I know you want it.
02:21You ain't burning into the hole.
02:23I know you want it.
