00:00A long time ago, the universe didn't exist.
00:02In fact, it was nothing, nothing, not a bar, not a pizzeria, not even time.
00:05And then at a certain point, just like that, without any sense, an unexpected event happened.
00:09Ugo appeared.
00:09Who is Ugo?
00:10What the hell do I know?
00:11It didn't make any sense, but inside it was the energy of the universe as we know it.
00:14Then suddenly, something even more senseless happened from this senseless thing.
00:18Ugo burst into flames about 14 billion years ago.
00:21Give or take a minute, Ugo expands.
00:24What the hell are you doing?
00:25The Big Bang.
00:26We are inside Ugo at the moment.
00:27Do you see him there?
00:28You were there, and from that moment on, you understand nothing.
00:31FaceTime emerged, and elementary particles were fired in all directions, like electrons and quarks,
00:34which then combined to form protons, neutrons, and, as one would expect, the man himself, Piero Angelo.
00:39And then the protons and neutrons came together to form the first atomic nuclei.
00:42Yeah, but what kind?
00:43Well, not much, actually.
00:45Hydrogen, helium, very little lithium, nothing else.
00:47Practically nothing that you are made of or that you would want to eat.
00:50Real.
00:50And above all, there were no ingredients for pizza.
00:52The universe sucks, Ugo Tranqui.
00:54But then, in a moment of certainty, the planets started to come together,
00:57forming balls of gas, and temperatures of about 5-15 million degrees Celsius were reached.
01:01It's hot.
01:01And at those pressures and temperatures, something unexpected began to happen once again.
01:06The fusion of hydrogen.
01:07Hydrogen atoms began to fuse together to form helium,
01:10which released an enormous amount of energy in the form of intense radiation and searing heat.
01:13Stars were born.
01:14How beautiful the outside ones are.
01:16How beautiful!
01:16Because after billions of years of burning hydrogen, at a certain point, the hydrogen inside almost ran out.
01:20It had almost all become helium.
01:21That's where it burns.
01:22Then nothing.
01:23Not even my libido.
01:24And so the atoms start to fall back worse than before towards the center, pushing and squashing each other.
01:28The temperature starts to rise dramatically again.
01:30It gets even hotter.
01:31All the particles push, squeeze each other like the subway at rush hour,
01:34and all the particles sweat.
01:35And all the particles sweat.
01:36Do you know how hot it smells down there?
01:37Oh, temperatures of about 100 million CRI are reached.
01:40And here begins an even more improbable process than before.
01:43Now it can fuse helium.
01:44And that's where things get interesting.
01:46A lot of elements from the periodic table are formed,
01:48like carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, and nitrogen.
01:50Wow, I'm made of that stuff.
01:51How cool.
01:52And then, then iron forms, and oh, iron.
01:56Now a real mess could happen here.
01:57It could actually happen that boom,
01:58and Ugo gets completely covered in a layer of atom dust.
02:01Yeah, okay, let's go for all the other atoms,
02:03like the rarer atoms, like plutonium, uranium, thorium, polonium, gold, gold.
02:06Where does gold come from?
02:07You need stars of abnormal mass or catastrophic events,
02:10like the collision of two neutron stars.
02:12Just think of the mess Ugo made to get you that little gold confirmation coin.
02:15And so the universe filled up with atoms.
02:17Atoms.
02:18So about 4.5 billion years ago,
02:19a beautiful clump of cosmic dust gathered together to form this planet.
02:21It contained all those atoms I love,
02:22that are necessary to create love,
02:23that are necessary to create life.
02:24And these atoms began to combine at random,
02:26eventually forming large and combine at random,
02:27eventually forming large and complex molecules.
02:28Random molecules start to self-assemble,
02:30and randomly the first unicellular organism,
02:31the first multicellular organism,
02:32the trilobites, the velociraptor,
02:34Aristotle, the panda,
02:34the pencil sharpener,
02:35the panda, the pencil sharpener,
02:36Romare Pate,
02:37Magali, the pencil sharpener,
02:38Romare Pate.
02:39I'm here for chaos,
02:40like all of you.
02:42Welcome, German.
02:43Welcome.
02:45Let me show you to her.
