00:01Emergency services? Where do you need the police?
00:03Emergency services. Sort of just you need the ambulance.
00:06What's the emergency? At triple zero we don't deal with divorces. At triple zero we have the police. We're not
00:12lawyers.
00:13Oh I keep walking down the street and these dogs bark at me.
00:17What do you want police to do? We can't make dogs stop barking. So do you need an ambulance or
00:22a police?
00:22I need a hamburger.
00:24Okay. Why do you need police there?
00:25Because they can't be walking home.
00:27Oh that's not a police matter sir. You need to organize something for yourself.
00:31Don't you call triple zero for that?
00:32Tonight you've dialed triple zero. Do you have an emergency?
00:35No there's nothing more here.
00:37So is that the only thing you're calling for? Triple zero?
00:39Police ain't gonna just turn up and take you home sir.
00:43Okay if you've got no emergency sir I'm gonna terminate the call.
00:45rament lights.
00:46Do you have an emergency?
00:49Please don't worry I have to sit down and take you home.
00:50I'm going to talk to you in the back.
00:50So is that the emergency we're calling for.
00:51I'm going to get back!
00:51Like I'm in the back.
00:51I'm like the way.
